the gay thread. full of homo goodness....

[Carlos_E]

as for having gay friends. i have none.... i found it hard to relate..maybe i need body building gay friends?

i should move to calif! :P

I feel the same way. The one gay friend I have is also a bodybuilder.

[Carlos_E]

Lies!!! Lies and Slander!!!

Hairy muscle is simply heaven. Nothing like feeling a nice hard pec with a layer of hair on it. Wooooof!

Yuck! Not for me. I like them Smoooooooth!!!!!! In my opinion, body hair is dirty.

And why the hell do gay men write Woof? I have guys email me and that's all they'll write. "Woof!" Like that is a compliment? I'm not a dog or animal so I don't speak "woof."

And don't get me started on the "bear" term. Leave it to gay men to turn being chubby and hairy into a fetish.

[Carlos_E]

http://www.gaycitynews.com/site/news...d=568857&rfi=6

Six Years for Blowing a Man


Glenn Murphy, Jr., former chair of the Clark County, Indiana Republican Party pleaded guilty to performing oral sex on a sleeping man, 22, who stayed at his house after a party. The man awoke, brushed Clark away, and left, but later taped a conversation with Murphy during which Murphy apologized and begged him not to report it to the police, the Courier-Journal reported.

Under the plea, Murphy will be sentenced to six years in prison, with four suspended.

How the hell could he sleep through a BJ? I know when I'm getting my dick sucked. I'd be wide awake!

[xythan_shadow]

Yuck! Not for me. I like them Smoooooooth!!!!!! In my opinion, body hair is dirty.

And why the hell do gay men write Woof? I have guys email me and that's all they'll write. "Woof!" Like that is a compliment? I'm not a dog or animal so I don't speak "woof."

And don't get me started on the "bear" term. Leave it to gay men to turn being chubby and hairy into a fetish.

Woof is bearish for "Hey, you are quite attractive and I wouldn't be against taking you home and doing things to you for a few hours."

When I was first coming out, I thought I was gay, but I wasn't like all the gay people in the area. You know, the overly flamboyant, a&f wearing, dance and fashion feminine type people. Then someone told me about the bear culture and how it was just basically guys who were gay, but still acted like guys. That fit me a lot more than what I thought was gay at the time. Classifications sometimes cause more problems than they solved, but the bear subculture fits me right now. Now, if someone figures out a quick term for a guy who enjoys sports, doesn't know shit about home design, loves to hit the gym and the bar for some BEER and just happens to like the cock, I'll be happy.

Personally, I'm not into chubby guys. I like what is called a musclebear. A big bodybuilder/powerlifter type. Doesn't hurt if he has some body hair on him.

[xythan_shadow]

http://www.gaycitynews.com/site/news...d=568857&rfi=6



How the hell could he sleep through a BJ? I know when I'm getting my dick sucked. I'd be wide awake!

I don't know what's worse: Going to prison for blowing someone or knowing that your BJ's are so bad someone can sleep through 'em.

[Carlos_E]

I don't know what's worse: Going to prison for blowing someone or knowing that your BJ's are so bad someone can sleep through 'em.

And if people get jail time for giving blow jobs some of us have a lot of jail time comin'.

[Carlos_E]

Now, if someone figures out a quick term for a guy who enjoys sports, doesn't know shit about home design, loves to hit the gym and the bar for some BEER and just happens to like the cock, I'll be happy.

That sounds like me and the guys I date except for the hair thing. So I wouldn't be classified as a bear or bear lover. I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate body hair. Most guys who compete shave so I tend date guys who compete.

[Nicotine]

And if people get jail time for giving blow jobs some of us have a lot of jail time comin'.

do i have to serve consequitive, or concurrent prison terms? :P

i bet the guy was awake...waited till he was done, then upped and left...

and, what is the guy complaining about? he got a free bj! i dont think the guy going to prison is a bad guy - he's a good party host!

[xythan_shadow]

That sounds like me and the guys I date except for the hair thing. So I wouldn't be classified as a bear or bear lover. I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate body hair. Most guys who compete shave so I tend date guys who compete.

I don't have anything against smooth guys. If I had a chance to date a gay bodybuilder who was baby butt smooth, I would without a moment's hesitation. I've just found that 'bears' fit the other requirements far sooner than other gay guys.

As long as a guy agrees with the majority of the following, we'll probably get along just fine:

There is a significant difference between Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot, Gouda and Gruyeres, focaccia and pita, ale and lager, and you know it.....but it doesn't matter, as long as you have enough of each.

"Wrangler 13MWZ" counts as a designer label.

When you hear "French press", you think first of triceps and second of coffee.

The one phrase that should be required memorization for anyone to graduate from any form of education in the United States is, "Right pedal GO, left pedal STOP".

Wearing clothes is at best a necessary evil.

"Do you want to work out?" is roughly on the same level of asking, "Do you think air will catch on as a breathing medium?"

[Nicotine]

i like my daddy chubby though...not over kill..but...i dont like twigs.

and a big ol moustache

body hair doesnt matter either way.

[HORSE~]

You DAMN Homo's sure seem to have alot of fun!!!!

Who's dick do I have to suck to join the club??

[xythan_shadow]

You DAMN Homo's sure seem to have alot of fun!!!!

Who's dick do I have to suck to join the club??

The train starts here.

[Nicotine]

im not into muscle guys..so.....

im sure others wouldnt mind. lolz

[HORSE~]

Can we sword fight afterwards??

[Carlos_E]

do i have to serve consequitive, or concurrent prison terms? :P

i bet the guy was awake...waited till he was done, then upped and left...

and, what is the guy complaining about? he got a free bj! i dont think the guy going to prison is a bad guy - he's a good party host!

He was awake and enjoyed it! "I blew a load down his throat and loved it but since I called the cops it means I'M NOT REALLY GAY!"

If I was the judge I'd ask what are you doing sleeping over after a party at a gay man's house with your cock out!

[DSM4Life]

im not into muscle guys..so.....

im sure others wouldnt mind. lolz

Same here. I like my guys with a few extra pounds. Nice warm teddy bear to cuddle up to mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[gixxerboy1]

Same here. I like my guys with a few extra pounds. Nice warm teddy bear to cuddle up to mmmmmmmmmmmmm

eww your a chubby chaser

[Carlos_E]

Same here. I like my guys with a few extra pounds. Nice warm teddy bear to cuddle up to mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I have to date muscle guys. If I see an average or chubby body I go limp.

[DSM4Life]

eww your a chubby chaser

Start loading up on your carbs and you might have a chance.

[DSM4Life]

I have to date muscle guys. If I see an average or chubby body I go limp.

Don't know why but the average/cubs have always done it for me.

[gixxerboy1]

Start loading up on your carbs and you might have a chance.

might? please you know i do

[DSM4Life]

might? please you know i do

Can i take it for a test drive first ?

[gixxerboy1]

Can i take it for a test drive first ?

only around the block

[DSM4Life]

only around the block

Is it self lubricating or do i have to bring my own ?

[BigLittleTim]

Now for the completely gay man, I'm guessing this doesn't turn you on at all. But my question is, do you see these women as beautiful at least but just not giving you a hard on? Like you don't say wow look how beautiful these women are? Or do you but you just don't get a hard on from it?

Beefkake,

Of course gay guys can "tell" if a woman is beautiful or not! We're usually the ones who made her look that way.

Next time you're turned on by a gorgeous woman in flawless makeup, cascading sexy hair, 6 inch stiletto heels and designer neckline putting her tits in your face... thank a gay man.

Cheers, bud.

-BigLittleTim

[RoadToRecovery]

Beefkake,

Of course gay guys can "tell" if a woman is beautiful or not! We're usually the ones who made her look that way.

Next time you're turned on by a gorgeous woman in flawless makeup, cascading sexy hair, 6 inch stiletto heels and designer neckline putting her tits in your face... thank a gay man.

Cheers, bud.

-BigLittleTim

Again - This is the best F U C K I N G thread ever.

[RoadToRecovery]

And CARLOS E... even though your gay... you have an absolutely amazing physique. Id kill a small iraqi village to look like that.

Im also assuming thats you in your Avi

[RoadToRecovery]

You DAMN Homo's sure seem to have alot of fun!!!!

Who's dick do I have to suck to join the club??

Ive never been so entertained... Can we please make a reality show? Please?
I know this is 3 posts in a row, but... dare i say it? blow me.

[Nicotine]

lol

3 gay juice heads in a reality show?

sounds like a winner to me...

what about when we all get our periods at once? there will be hell to pay! :P

lol

in other news.

this sust is making me horny.

im gonna go visit carl. lol

[RoadToRecovery]

lol

3 gay juice heads in a reality show?

sounds like a winner to me...

what about when we all get our periods at once? there will be hell to pay! :P

lol

in other news.

this sust is making me horny.

im gonna go visit carl. lol

So do you guys talk all flamboyant or is it hard to tell you are gay?

[MojoNoir]

[Nicotine]

we are as "Straight acting" as it gets.

i am not attracted to "fem" guys at all.....

when anyone finds out im gay, they ask me "REALLY?!?!?!" like 50x....

my boss still cant believe it. and asks me a million questions.

then again..my gaydar goes off around him...so maybe he's curious? :P

[Nicotine]

she's too fake and plasticy......

even if i was straight, that wouldn't do it for me..... she's "hot"..but....

i've seen more BEAUTIFUL women who dont fit the "bombshell" type...

and her boobs look like flapjacks.

[Nicotine]

no, this thread doesn't. but i do.

im off to carls. im ****in horny. talk to you guys tomorrow while im at work

and..question.

are you being funny, or being a douchebag asshole?

[MojoNoir]

It was posted with tongue firmly in cheek.

I have better things to do than hate on you guys for who ya desire - as long as yer not trying to blow me while I'm asleep. ;-)

[NATE0406]

wow i made the mistake of actually looking at this thread.. sorry wont happen again. lol

[DSM4Life]

much better

[RoadToRecovery]

much better

Is that dudes abs photoshopped in or what?

[Beefkake31]

much better

Damn, guy has an 8 pack

[Carlos_E]

And CARLOS E... even though your gay... you have an absolutely amazing physique. Id kill a small iraqi village to look like that.

Im also assuming thats you in your Avi

Thank you for the compliment. It is me. You made a curious statement. "even though you're gay" As if me being gay would be a detriment to my physique.

So do you guys talk all flamboyant or is it hard to tell you are gay?

I am not fem and I do not have fem friends.