Americans on xbox live

[PrairieDawg]

so I was bored the other night and threw on the headset while playing some halo 3. I'm not saying all americans are idiots, but these ones.....


American #1 - "What time is it there? it's 11 (at night) here."
Me - "It's almost 1"
American #1 - "In the afternoon??"


American #2 - "What's it like up there? Do your toilets flush the other way?"
Me - "Are you serious?"
American #2 - *embarassed laugh* "No man I'm just joking... I just thought things like that were different."


And then another guy asked me if I'd ever "even" been to the states. I said yea I was in north and south dakota, montana, and michigan. His reply was "oh thats it?" Well have you ever been to Canada? "Well no."


Please say you're not all this dumb?

[Ernst]

No offense taken. Most Americans are that dumb. Have you met our President?

[PT]

yea i would have to agree with you here. if its 11pm were he is and your in canada how can it be 1pm? i assume he isnt aware of the time zones and thinks you live in russia instead of canada

[DSM4Life]

Well which way do your toilets flush

[TheMudMan]

How old was he? If he was a teenager then yeah I can see questions like that being asked, but if it's an adult then he was a dope.

[Dukkit]

nope. sorry to tell ya the truth. be we are all that stupid. we cant help it.

[Diary of a Mad-man]

I dont want to hate on America, because I am pretty convinced that EVERYONE in the world is a stupid asshole BUT me.

I think you should have to pass a standardized test to NOT get the pneumatic hammer through the brain. I dont know, a little Hitlery though.

Can I use Hitler as an adverb? See? some of us dont just watch MTV/VH1/BET all day.




Of course, American teens are also known to be major assholes, it could have been two friends asking you painfully obvious shit for a laugh, so you would get irritated and hate Americans.

[Panzerfaust]

No offense taken. Most Americans are that dumb. Have you met our President?

[StoneGRMI]

Probably some kids. I seem to hear a lot of dumbass kids on there a lot so I just ignore them.

[SVTmuscle]

Do they have electricity in Canadia?

[IronReload04]

dude, if you watch who wants to be a millionaire in I think france.....or europe.....those are where the retards are at....there is videos of people getting incomprehensibly dumb questions wrong.......like for instance what causes tides moon, sun, venus, the northstar?

and then using the audience.....and its split 50/50, and he still gets it wrong.......and HALF THE FREAKING AUDIENCE GETS IT WRONG.

[RoadToRecovery]

Every country has idiots. end of story.

[g0dsend]

most of the people on xbox at night are high, you shouldnt be mean to them

[Skully44420]

LOL stupid americans...yeah they were probably just some dumbasses that don't know how to do anything other then play video games and eat...i bet they were fattys LOL

[cfiler]

At my old job, I talked to only Americans everyday...

The things they would say about Canada and the rest of the world was amazing...

"How far south of Mexico are you, because your cold and Mexico is hot?"

"We saved your ass in the Veitnam war"

"You and your wife have sexy doggy-style so you can both watch the hockey game"
(OK, that one may be true...)


Then this I got in trouble for saying it. I told a customer we were asking for donations, because our call-center was a iglue but because of global warming it was melting. So we needed money to build a big glass dome around the iglue call-center to stop it from melting otherwise we would be shut down.

[Flagg]

It depends on the game I think.

When I play COD4 on my 360, a lot of Americans tend to be asses.
Yet when I play Dawn of War on my PC, Americans are pretty friendly and its the Germans that are dickheads.