The 'I didnt get laid' thread

**"Maximus"** · 08-15-2008, 02:36 PM

lol! I feel pitty for you bro... been there too!

**Skully44420** · 08-15-2008, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by tripmachine

just got out of a 5+ year relationship...... now i have NO CLUE how to get a girl to have sex with... 5 years with one girl made me forget how to get other girls.... =/ weekend coming up and i'm clueless

sucks man...i got out of a 2 year relationship a while ago...i have lost my skills too...just gotta go out there and meet new chicks and get to know em...or just get em naked LOL

**Chitown Raider** · 08-16-2008, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

not a joking matter....i still think about her.....was last night as a matter of fact

Can I ask U why?

**BadBarbie** · 08-16-2008, 07:29 AM

I haven't gotten laid in like...... 12 houuurrrss!!!!!!!!!

**N*E*R*D** · 08-16-2008, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

I haven't gotten laid in like...... 12 houuurrrss!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwww poor you.

Tell 189 to step up his game.

**I_Want_Abs** · 08-16-2008, 06:03 PM

OMG i am at home in this thread..... lol

**MeanMachine2000** · 08-16-2008, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by abbot138

No shit, im going tonight and getting one. My expensive ass professional clippers that I usually use to have someone do it broke on me this weekend, i dont like going straight razor with it bc it'll keep coming back thicker....its all good, its not really that bad anyway, plus im not really planning on taking my shirt off, not like were going to the beach. By the time i get a girl back to the pad and lights go off, its too late for her to escape anyway, lol....yeaaaaa, gotcha bitch, you gonna have to deal with my chubacca back, LMAO......OOoOOkk now the abbot back hair discussion has def gone wayyyy too far.

Thats some funny shit

....and so true!!

**MeanMachine2000** · 08-16-2008, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i never get laid

but you all know that lol

I haven't been on this board for like a year and your still not gettin laid. Dude you really need to get out more maybe go to a seminar see a love guru or somethin......that or maybe we can all pitch in and get you an nice classy hooker

**Skully44420** · 08-16-2008, 07:59 PM

yep i live in this thread now...fvck giving ex's chances

**Chitown Raider** · 08-17-2008, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000

I haven't been on this board for like a year and your still not gettin laid. Dude you really need to get out more maybe go to a seminar see a love guru or somethin......that or maybe we can all pitch in and get you an nice classy hooker

LMAO

Originally Posted by Skully44420

yep i live in this thread now...fvck giving ex's chances

There's a reason why they are a ex. Move on bro.

**Skully44420** · 08-17-2008, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

There's a reason why they are a ex. Move on bro.

yeah man..i actually thought i was moved on...hadn't talked to her in a while then she called me and was like i wanna hang out...i couldn't say no...she's pretty hot(ask dukki LOL) and its been a while for me..

**Chitown Raider** · 08-17-2008, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Skully44420

yeah man..i actually thought i was moved on...hadn't talked to her in a while then she called me and was like i wanna hang out...i couldn't say no...she's pretty hot(ask dukki LOL) and its been a while for me..

Ur from So cal? That area is full of hot women I used to live in OC Costa Mesa to be exact some of the prettiest women I have seen. But, I was in the same boat dated this hot blonde, goodcents can vouch but we split up then after she breaks up with the new guy she started e-mailing and texting me. It was much easier just ignoring her and focusing on a new face. Like the old saying goes "No matter how pretty she is.... Someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh*t".

**Voland** · 08-17-2008, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

lol that sounds extremely familiar......just have a complete mental inability to accept doing intimate stuff with a girl i don't care for regardless of how high my sex drive and adventurousness is

I kinda understand what you feel. Though we have very different reasons. I think you have too many feelings and I have too little (Im on treatment for that and other psichiatric issues) but we sorta get to the same point.

My advise: Find a random girl. Approach in a honest, direct, bold and polite way. Avoid any get to know each other, empathy and all those burocratic stuff. Have fun as if it was a videogame. Just pretend a little of interest and slip some joke or mock or funny/sarcastic/ironic/sardonic comment. If it doesnt work, jumo to another.

Do it repeatetdly. Day, night, when ever, where ever. I ASSURE you you'll get a girl. The more you do it, the more you get. Its pure probability and statistics. Then get and erection and have sex.

Thats what i do from time to time. I do it as a sport and for the sake of feeling a normal young man. If you feel that the experience was pointless and meaningless its because it was. But hey, thats not a crime. Don't feel bad for it and have fun.

**RuhlFreak55** · 08-17-2008, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

Can I ask U why?

cause i was/ am in love with her regardless of what anyone believes happened between us. I got attached, and now i can't get her out of my head very easily

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

I haven't gotten laid in like...... 12 houuurrrss!!!!!!!!!

awww poor baby, i haven't gotten laid in........(thinking.......thinking....).......like a year and nine months now i think

Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000

I haven't been on this board for like a year and your still not gettin laid. Dude you really need to get out more maybe go to a seminar see a love guru or somethin......that or maybe we can all pitch in and get you an nice classy hooker

i would definitely go for a hooker if i knew she wasn't gonna give me a deadly disease

**lcstriker07** · 08-17-2008, 07:54 PM

Sounds like all of our sock drawers get a good amount of attention! LOL

Me and My girl are celibate... me->

<-my friends

**dan991** · 08-17-2008, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

cause i was/ am in love with her regardless of what anyone believes happened between us. I got attached, and now i can't get her out of my head very easily

awww poor baby, i haven't gotten laid in........(thinking.......thinking....).......like a year and nine months now i think

i would definitely go for a hooker if i knew she wasn't gonna give me a deadly disease

I remember you. It's been 3 years. Didn't I start a Paypal donation site to buy you some KY and a blow up doll?

**MeanMachine2000** · 08-17-2008, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i would definitely go for a hooker if i knew she wasn't gonna give me a deadly disease

Maybe you'll get lucky and only get the clap....easily treated......a two week cycle and your back in buisness

**Skully44420** · 08-18-2008, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000

Maybe you'll get lucky and only get the clap....easily treated......a two week cycle and your back in buisness

lmao!!...a friend of mine has had it like 3 times

**Bullyson** · 08-18-2008, 06:59 PM

I can post in here all f*cking day. I get laid about twice a month. 3 year relationship and a 13 month old. Boooooooooo!!! Dont get me wrong, I love my kid. Not getting laid makes me want to throw someone through a fu**ing wall.

**Hoggage_54** · 08-18-2008, 07:06 PM

I haven't been laid since June. I'm ready to hump a wall!!

**BadBarbie** · 08-18-2008, 07:07 PM

It has been almost 24 hours this time!!! I'm dying!!!

**No One Knows** · 08-21-2008, 07:36 PM

Awww... Jokers99 changed his named then got banned? Didn't see that one coming.

**dan991** · 08-21-2008, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

It has been almost 24 hours this time!!! I'm dying!!!

How YOU doin'?

I have my boat in Destin. Want me to pick you up?

**Chitown Raider** · 09-02-2008, 11:09 PM

Picked up this skank last night at the bar. My buddy is a little shy, I told him were gonna pull a train. We get back to my place toss down some beers next thing ya know I'm going down on her and he is sucking face. It was a little weird at first but it was a good time.

**DSM4Life** · 09-03-2008, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

Picked up this skank last night at the bar. My buddy is a little shy, I told him were gonna pull a train. We get back to my place toss down some beers next thing ya know I'm going down on her and he is sucking face. It was a little weird at first but it was a good time.

How hung was your friend ?

**RuhlFreak55** · 09-03-2008, 07:17 AM

i'm a habitual member of this thread

**Chitown Raider** · 09-03-2008, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

How hung was your friend ?

I didn't look.

**Edgar** · 09-03-2008, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

I didn't look.

are you sure you didnt cross swords?

**WARMachine** · 09-03-2008, 02:06 PM

That part of the game... ^^^

I feel the need to jump into this...

Getting married in 6 months... Sex is almost entirely dead...

WTF? i thought sex was supposed to stop AFTER you were already married!?!?

**DSM4Life** · 09-03-2008, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

I didn't look.

Right, there is a naked guy in arms reach of you and you didn't look.

**gst528i** · 09-03-2008, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Right, there is a naked guy in arms reach of you and you didn't look.

Pretty easy not to look when there vagina and boobs at arms reach

**DSM4Life** · 09-03-2008, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

Pretty easy not to look when there vagina and boobs at arms reach

Even if there were two guys and one girl , id still look.

**Dukkit** · 09-03-2008, 03:48 PM

i havent been laid since this morning

can i be included in this thread?

**Chitown Raider** · 09-03-2008, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Right, there is a naked guy in arms reach of you and you didn't look.

Yeap. I hit it from behind she was on her knees on the bed taking care of him.
Looking at my buddy naked was not on the priority list. But if I ever have a repeat I'll look for you