The 'I didnt get laid' thread

[GT2]

yeah, its a little weird. High sex drive and not sexually active. How do I live?

I commend you...but seriously, get on it LOL

[hotpink]

Has my thread been hijacked? Hey has it HOTPINK? I'll let you off coz i love you.

haha well, at least it was on topic

[hotpink]

Exactly how do you live. Your gonna be in a straight jacket if you don't get it together.

seriously. not even funny!

[Reed]

seriously. not even funny!

And you can't even find you a stud down in florida? thats weird, thought all that warm weather and beach atmosphere would have the hormones flying down there. I've been down there several times and it was a sex crazed vibe.

[Phate]

seriously. not even funny!

she's right, the straightjacket thing isn't funny, whats wrong with a straightjacket, i have a gf once who went to a psych ward and when i visited her she was in one of those things

[Reed]

oh sorry. i thought she was talking about her sex life being not funny. my bad, i'll leave now

[hotpink]

And you can't even find you a stud down in florida? thats weird, thought all that warm weather and beach atmosphere would have the hormones flying down there. I've been down there several times and it was a sex crazed vibe.

haha studs... with brains? hard to come by down here. Maybe when I move to Orlando in a week!! yayy

[Phate]

oh sorry. i thought she was talking about her sex life being not funny. my bad, i'll leave now

it's cool bro, i was jp, well kinda, my ex did go to a psych ward and everything, but this thread is all in good fun, no feels hurt i don't think, besides, hotpink is a biggirl(not a fat joke) she can just floor you if you make her made, she's already done it to two guys this week

[hotpink]

oh sorry. i thought she was talking about her sex life being not funny. my bad, i'll leave now

oh I was! I meant...seriously I probably will go crazy enough to end up in a straightjacket and its not even funny!

[FallenWyvern]

hotpick almost has a many visitors to her personal page as her number of total posts.

[Dukkit]

all you poor, sexually unfullfilled people.





not me!!!

[calgarian]

...never happens with me

[calgarian]

all you poor, sexually unfullfilled people.





not me!!!

r u calling them sexually losers?

[Dukkit]

r u calling them sexually losers?

hmmm, yea!!

[calgarian]

hmmm, yea!!

[calgarian]

getting a blow job 3 times with different chick count as get laid......crap wrong thread

[abbot138]

haha studs... with brains? hard to come by down here. Maybe when I move to Orlando in a week!! yayy

Hey Im a stud with brains. Move north, lol.

[abbot138]

all you poor, sexually unfullfilled people.





not me!!!

You think your sooooooo damn cool dont ya, dont ya

[Dukkit]

Hey Im a stud with brains. Move north, lol.

yep, abbot is the man. he's mighty studly, and has huge brains. trust me, i know these things. i study stud-ology.

[calgarian]

You think your sooooooo damn cool dont ya, dont ya

What my "lab name" isnt getting laid WTF????

[Dukkit]

You think your sooooooo damn cool dont ya, dont ya

what? what did i say? just pointing out an observation.

[abbot138]

what? what did i say? just pointing out an observation.

LOL! Nooo, you da man, its coo.

[abbot138]

yep, abbot is the man. he's mighty studly, and has huge brains. trust me, i know these things. i study stud-ology.

Awww shucks thanks bro.

[abbot138]

What my "lab name" isnt getting laid WTF????

LMAO! Not for about 3 weeks nope When i go into strict cutting mode I kind of put myself on lockdown from the civilized world....me and Duk are gonna take care of that this weekend tho....I'll be alright, Im a sexual camel....for me, when it rains it pours, Ill take a month of from girls and then whore around nice and good for a month, then take some more me time, so on and so forth.

[Dukkit]

LMAO! Not for about 3 weeks nope When i go into strict cutting mode I kind of put myself on lockdown from the civilized world....me and Duk are gonna take care of that this weekend tho....I'll be alright, Im a sexual camel....for me, when it rains it pours, Ill take a month of from girls and then whore around nice and good for a month, then take some more me time, so on and so forth.

fck yea! i cant wait. im already pickin out my outfit. haha and i made up my story. ill have to bounce it off ya and see how it sounds when it comes out of my head. lol. i need a tan. your too tan. not cool. spray tan, here i come.

[calgarian]

LMAO! Not for about 3 weeks nope When i go into strict cutting mode I kind of put myself on lockdown from the civilized world....me and Duk are gonna take care of that this weekend tho....I'll be alright, Im a sexual camel....for me, when it rains it pours, Ill take a month of from girls and then whore around nice and good for a month, then take some more me time, so on and so forth.

hmmm......ok I cant...I hate cardio but i just think sex as a cardio

[abbot138]

hmmm......ok I cant...I hate cardio but i just think sex as a cardio

It IS cardio, good for abs to....look at my boy Duk, he never does cardio, aint that right brotha...........and sorry about the tan, i gots to have my glow Still have this back hair issue tho lol.

[calgarian]

It IS cardio, good for abs to....look at my boy Duk, he never does cardio, aint that right brotha...........and sorry about the tan, i gots to have my glow Still have this back hair issue tho lol.

too much info

[Dukkit]

It IS cardio, good for abs to....look at my boy Duk, he never does cardio, aint that right brotha...........and sorry about the tan, i gots to have my glow Still have this back hair issue tho lol.

thats right. i never, ever, do any cardio, i just have alot of nice long sweaty sex. especially in the morning on an empty stomach. works just the same for me. but im bulking right now so my abs are not as defined as in my avy. lol.

and dude. ill shave your back. im not gay. your not gay. whats the big deal.

or i think target sells like a back shaver extender. you put your razor on it. its like a stick and you can reach behind ya and shave that shit.

[abbot138]

too much info

LMAO! Yeah, you wanna see too much info...go check out my pics thread, me and duk got way into the body hair discussion (ass hair was discussed, lol)

[calgarian]

LMAO! Yeah, you wanna see too much info...go check out my pics thread, me and duk got way into the body hair discussion (ass hair was discussed, lol)

not going there

[abbot138]

thats right. i never, ever, do any cardio, i just have alot of nice long sweaty sex. especially in the morning on an empty stomach. works just the same for me. but im bulking right now so my abs are not as defined as in my avy. lol.

and dude. ill shave your back. im not gay. your not gay. whats the big deal.

or i think target sells like a back shaver extender. you put your razor on it. its like a stick and you can reach behind ya and shave that shit.

No shit, im going tonight and getting one. My expensive ass professional clippers that I usually use to have someone do it broke on me this weekend, i dont like going straight razor with it bc it'll keep coming back thicker....its all good, its not really that bad anyway, plus im not really planning on taking my shirt off, not like were going to the beach. By the time i get a girl back to the pad and lights go off, its too late for her to escape anyway, lol....yeaaaaa, gotcha bitch, you gonna have to deal with my chubacca back, LMAO......OOoOOkk now the abbot back hair discussion has def gone wayyyy too far.

[Dukkit]

No shit, im going tonight and getting one. My expensive ass professional clippers that I usually use to have someone do it broke on me this weekend, i dont like going straight razor with it bc it'll keep coming back thicker....its all good, its not really that bad anyway, plus im not really planning on taking my shirt off, not like were going to the beach. By the time i get a girl back to the pad and lights go off, its too late for her to escape anyway, lol....yeaaaaa, gotcha bitch, you gonna have to deal with my chubacca back, LMAO......OOoOOkk now the abbot back hair discussion has def gone wayyyy too far.

hahaah. you just made my day bro. thats freakin hilarious!!

yea i think someone told me they sell that thing at target. not sure what area of the store it would be in. lol.

[RuhlFreak55]

all you poor, sexually unfullfilled people.





not me!!!

you stay the hell out of this thread manwhore

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah, its a little weird. High sex drive and not sexually active. How do I live?

lol that sounds extremely familiar......just have a complete mental inability to accept doing intimate stuff with a girl i don't care for regardless of how high my sex drive and adventurousness is

[Skully44420]

i'm starting to feel like ruhl lately

[Dukkit]

you stay the hell out of this thread manwhore

hehe, yea i guess i shouldnt be here.

[calgarian]

could somebody tell me why those threads get started simultaneously? I want to post something in I get laid and i clicked on "didnt get laid" . I know I am a retard. but why....why .....why

[N*E*R*D]

could somebody tell me why those threads get started simultaneously? I want to post something in I get laid and i clicked on "didnt get laid" . I know I am a retard. but why....why .....why

Maybe because you didnt get laid and your subconscious clicked on the i didnt get laid thread.

[tripmachine]

just got out of a 5+ year relationship...... now i have NO CLUE how to get a girl to have sex with... 5 years with one girl made me forget how to get other girls.... =/ weekend coming up and i'm clueless