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    Smile How to please a woman

    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a hotel with 5 floors and a sigh that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer at the door explains how this hotel works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside".

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain". The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men on this floor are short and handsome". This isn't good enough so the freinds move to the next floor.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are tall and plain". They want to do better and knowing that there are two floors left, they continue up.

    On the forth floor the sign is perfect, reading: All the men on this floor are tall and handsome". The women get all excited and realize as they are going in, that there is still one floor left. Again, they want to do better, so they continue up.

    They reach the fifth floor, and there, the sign reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman".

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    HAHAHAHAH! I love it!
    Great post

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    FUNNY SH*T!!!!

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    GOOD

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    lol!!! good post bro

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    LOL

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    ya that just about sums it up

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    That is so true! Nice one Slayer.

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    Lol...need to distribute that to my lady friends!

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    hahahahah

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    ROFL

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    DAMN RIGHT! That post about sums it up. No matter what they are still not pleased.

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    You nailed it man!!!

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    LOL ... This one is going out on my email list for sure

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    sad isn't it...

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    oh so true...lol

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    without a doubt!! They are the mystery of the universe!!

    But we still love'em!!

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    Hilarious!!!


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