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  1. 11-06-2008, 08:43 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwork_killer View Post
    hes in the $hit deffo, i feel for him
    I don't, he shouldn't have been ****ing a "fat, dirty, nasty hoe" in the first place.
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  2. 11-06-2008, 11:12 AM #42
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    is she actually pregnant? is it confirmed
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  3. 11-06-2008, 02:08 PM #43
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    lol thats pretty funny. The first thing he should have done though was called the police and got a police report to document what happen to later on when he gets brought to court for child support he can show the report. I think that would work, if not hes ****ed lol
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  4. 11-06-2008, 02:15 PM #44
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    hmm, thats why i use the TROJANS with SPERMICIDAL LUBRICANT on the inside.... kills the sperms as they come out. so even if she did take the condom... the majority of the sperm wouldnt be alive to swim. and the rest would be weak.

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  5. 11-06-2008, 02:34 PM #45
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    dukki your a true genius in the matters of being a playa. i salute you sir.
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  6. 11-06-2008, 03:32 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    dukki your a true genius in the matters of being a playa. i salute you sir.
    He's POY (Pimp of the Year). I tell him all the time ...........This is the most fvcked up situation iver heard in a while. Gotta be some way he can get out of child support legally.
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  7. 11-06-2008, 03:45 PM #47
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    I think the PGCL RU486 plans are probably your best bet. thats what i do. makes that uterus contract harder than ruhls colon on the upward motion of a deadlift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jiggaman View Post
    i think the pgcl ru486 plans are probably your best bet. Thats what i do. Makes that uterus contract harder than ruhls colon on the upward motion of a deadlift.
    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  9. 11-06-2008, 03:59 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    I think the PGCL RU486 plans are probably your best bet. thats what i do. makes that uterus contract harder than ruhls colon on the upward motion of a deadlift.
    dude this thread really to a turn LOL
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  10. 11-06-2008, 08:26 PM #50
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    Any of you MMA guys want to give her a nice knee to the gut?
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    im sitll pondering the idea of pgcl.....
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    Should have made her swallow to evidence.
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  13. 11-06-2008, 09:24 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Should have made her swallow to evidence.
    lol you crack me up dsm...
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  14. 11-06-2008, 09:52 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino1 View Post
    lol...the first time my wife got pregnant she didnt take her pill because she was pissed off at me....thats how i got busted
    wow.....
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  15. 11-06-2008, 09:57 PM #55
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    Wow,,,,, that just sucks,,,,, can't trust women.
    Went with one once, when we were done she took the condom off and drank it right there in front of me,,,,,,,, I could hear the poor little buggars screaming as they went down...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    Wow,,,,, that just sucks,,,,, can't trust women.
    Went with one once, when we were done she took the condom off and drank it right there in front of me,,,,,,,, I could hear the poor little buggars screaming as they went down...............
    good lord, thats ****ed.
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    I know.......lmao
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  18. 11-06-2008, 10:41 PM #58
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  19. 11-06-2008, 11:45 PM #59
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    Dude that's ****ed up....
    worse thing ever happen to me was girl tells me she didnt take birth control on purpose.
    Lucky my boys are loyal and didnt make it...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    Wow,,,,, that just sucks,,,,, can't trust women.
    Went with one once, when we were done she took the condom off and drank it right there in front of me,,,,,,,, I could hear the poor little buggars screaming as they went down...............
    Thats fvckin hot...shes a keeper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino1 View Post
    Any of you MMA guys want to give her a nice knee to the gut?
    Nope! Not me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Nope! Not me...
    id be willing to give it a go. just put a piece of cake on the floor and when she bends over to pick it up, ill be like whooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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  23. 11-07-2008, 09:24 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    id be willing to give it a go. just put a piece of cake on the floor and when she bends over to pick it up, ill be like whooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh!
    lol...or lay a used condom on the floor...she'd be all over that...
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  25. 11-08-2008, 12:21 AM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino1 View Post
    lol...or lay a used condom on the floor...she'd be all over that...
    Lmfao.................. Sl*t bait
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    LOL, so whats up with you're boy! I bet he cant even go to sleep thinking about having a baby with barney.
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  29. 11-09-2008, 09:56 PM #69
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    Poor guy... I just have one word for him: Owned!
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    I guess thats what you get for screwing a fatty. You give them meat once and they want it for ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino1 View Post
    lol...or lay a used condom on the floor...she'd be all over that...
    This actually made me laugh til my face hurt.
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    dont trust a desprete fat chick any further than than they can be thrown is now my motto ive seen some desprete ones but damn thats bad im avoiding the fatties
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    lol...I cant get over this...he used to give me shit because I had 4 kids in 5 years...all 15 months apart...At least I had a choice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    Wow,,,,, that just sucks,,,,, can't trust women.
    Went with one once, when we were done she took the condom off and drank it right there in front of me,,,,,,,, I could hear the poor little buggars screaming as they went down...............
    damn i dont kno what id even say to that if it happened to me. she prob burping up some dong for quite some time
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhino1 View Post
    lol...I cant get over this...he used to give me shit because I had 4 kids in 5 years...all 15 months apart...At least I had a choice...
    get your tubes tied
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    I have heard pro athletes need to flush the condom when they're done. Gold diggin hoes will flip that sucker inside out as soon as the guy isn't looking and try to get prego.
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    Rofl, funny but hell naw.
    I would have ripped her uterus out with my bare hands.
    He should go talk to a lawyer and file a complaint with the sheriffs office, talk to media, make a stir. He's gonna end up paying child support unless she waves it anyways so make it hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironside View Post
    I would have ripped her uterus out with my bare hands.
    Mortal Kombat style
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    Quote Originally Posted by abbot138 View Post
    Thats fvckin hot...shes a keeper.
    lol,,,, I never keep any longer than 2 weeks..........
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    actually there is a semen killing solution inside a condom
    i got screwed several times myself, but it was always when i was on cycle so i was lucky
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