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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Did any of the late night posters read my weird encounter/experience in postwhore thread?
    yeah i did. that was pretty funny. what school do you go to?

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    am i gonna get laid this weekend?

    if so, will it be good?

    will I get to do her in the butt?

    will she swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    am i gonna get laid this weekend?

    if so, will it be good?

    will I get to do her in the butt?

    will she swallow?
    no
    no
    no
    no

    Have a good weekend !

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    yeah i did. that was pretty funny. what school do you go to?
    law school

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    me too if I cheated on her will she finds out?
    No but you wouldn't be able to live with it

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    can I change my wife? I want a better one.
    till death do you part

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    why am I not having a good day again?
    cause im not

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    will she be mad if I cheat on her?
    Yes

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    If i get a mail order bride will she be good to me?
    no

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    my wife is also always mad why?
    treat her better

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    my wife is always mad! why?
    Treat her better

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    Damnnnnn you DSM, you have been wrong before !!!!!!

    I will call out your name as I am taking her in the brown starfish !!!!!

    curse you!!!!!.....LOLOLOLOL

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    why are you having a bad day?

    Still sick?

    Or BF still sick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    Damnnnnn you DSM, you have been wrong before !!!!!!

    I will call out your name as I am taking her in the brown starfish !!!!!

    curse you!!!!!.....LOLOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    why are you having a bad day?

    Still sick?

    Or BF still sick?
    Yes, sick as @#$. Been out the gym all week. The B/f was sick last weekend and gave it to me !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Yes, sick as @#$. Been out the gym all week. The B/f was sick last weekend and gave it to me !
    yea i remember you taking care of him. I hope he returns the favor and takes good care of you

    get better soon bro !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    yea i remember you taking care of him. I hope he returns the favor and takes good care of you

    get better soon bro !!

    He said he will take care of me this weekend.

    Thank you.

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    dsm are you still sick bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    dsm are you still sick bro?
    Yea man. Blows

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    didnt see it

    nope, care to share.
    I dunno if I'd call it fun, but it sure was an experience. It was around 2am and I stopped at a gas station in a kinda questionable part of town. I walked in and went to pick out a drink. As I held the cooler door open, a cute guy who has been eying me comes up to where I am (to supposedly grab a bottled drink in my section), squeezed my arm and says " damn, nice strong arms. You must lift." I simply reply, "thanks" and walk on toward the register.

    While I'm waiting in line at the register, he loudly asks if I'm going home alone and that he could change that. I didn't bother responding. Oh no,--I did reply. I said Yeah i was going home alone, but that I wanted it that way. As I'm at the cashier window, I'm stood there waiting for the cashier to figure out how to operate the machine (think he was new). Then this shadowing feeling came over me, like someone or something was extremely close behind me. Like that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you. Then I felt it get closer....then i felt this kinda big strong hardness (kind of a poke, but not really) against the back of my butt. I thought I was imagining this. Was it what I think it is? Then it clicked in my brain. This nasty dude had a hard-on and actually pushed up against me! By now I already paid the cashier and so I just rushed out of there. The nasty dude then called out in a strong authoritative voice and said, "wait for me outside". I was like what the hell? I got to my car as fast as I could and sped off. I was in a rough part of town and there was a car outside full of strong looking dudes. Something tells me that guy was with them.

    I'm all for a handsome aggressive man, but this was too much! I didn't know what to think. First off, what an idiot (both me and the pervert dude). He was damn cute and could easily get women via normal means (even me). Then I question myself because I was so shocked that I didn't even say anything to the dude. To make matters worse, all I could think about was how big and hard that "poke" was. Am i sick? Any other woman would of screamed and called the cops or something. I dunno. I just came from a club and was a little out of it. Yeah that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    yeah i did. that was pretty funny. what school do you go to?
    I go to law school in Michigan. I don't wanna say more bec my posts here are a bit over the top....and there are so many ethics regulations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    I dunno if I'd call it fun, but it sure was an experience. It was around 2am and I stopped at a gas station in a kinda questionable part of town. I walked in and went to pick out a drink. As I held the cooler door open, a cute guy who has been eying me comes up to where I am (to supposedly grab a bottled drink in my section), squeezed my arm and says " damn, nice strong arms. You must lift." I simply reply, "thanks" and walk on toward the register.

    While I'm waiting in line at the register, he loudly asks if I'm going home alone and that he could change that. I didn't bother responding. Oh no,--I did reply. I said Yeah i was going home alone, but that I wanted it that way. As I'm at the cashier window, I'm stood there waiting for the cashier to figure out how to operate the machine (think he was new). Then this shadowing feeling came over me, like someone or something was extremely close behind me. Like that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you. Then I felt it get closer....then i felt this kinda big strong hardness (kind of a poke, but not really) against the back of my butt. I thought I was imagining this. Was it what I think it is? Then it clicked in my brain. This nasty dude had a hard-on and actually pushed up against me! By now I already paid the cashier and so I just rushed out of there. The nasty dude then called out in a strong authoritative voice and said, "wait for me outside". I was like what the hell? I got to my car as fast as I could and sped off. I was in a rough part of town and there was a car outside full of strong looking dudes. Something tells me that guy was with them.

    I'm all for a handsome aggressive man, but this was too much! I didn't know what to think. First off, what an idiot (both me and the pervert dude). He was damn cute and could easily get women via normal means (even me). Then I question myself because I was so shocked that I didn't even say anything to the dude. To make matters worse, all I could think about was how big and hard that "poke" was. Am i sick? Any other woman would of screamed and called the cops or something. I dunno. I just came from a club and was a little out of it. Yeah that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
    Wow, thats horrible. Whats the address and time where you were so i can ummmm report this guy


    Are you sick ? No. Fantasy like this run through peoples heads all day but when made a reality can be a little nerve racking. Some things are better left to staying a fantasy.

    but really, where is this place !?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Wow, thats horrible. Whats the address and time where you were so i can ummmm report this guy

    Are you sick ? No. Fantasy like this run through peoples heads all day but when made a reality can be a little nerve racking. Some things are better left to staying a fantasy.

    but really, where is this place !?
    Hahaha..... actually, it was in Miami (off 95 & golden glades). The funny thing was that I was in one of those moods we ladies sometimes get in....where we're all dolled up, looking hot, a little tipsy, and horny as hell. After the club, I called my "friend" that was closest to where I was but he was in about an hr fr his house. So I decided to just go home and take a "cold shower". The dude was a (sexy) perv, but it sure did turn me on....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Hahaha..... actually, it was in Miami (off 95 & golden glades). The funny thing was that I was in one of those moods we ladies sometimes get in....where we're all dolled up, looking hot, a little tipsy, and horny as hell. After the club, I called my "friend" that was closest to where I was but he was in about an hr fr his house. So I decided to just go home and take a "cold shower". The dude was a (sexy) perv, but it sure did turn me on....
    I agree it sounds like a turn on but just think how many other women did he do this to before ? Im sure hes a STD pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I agree it sounds like a turn on but just think how many other women did he do this to before ? Im sure hes a STD pool.
    Well I like to think that he's never done this before, and I was just so hot that night that he couldn't help himself....he just let his animal instincts take over. Umm, wait....I think that's another one of my fantasies overlapping.

    Seriously though, you're right. He's probably done it many times.

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    where is the brown ninja..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    where is the brown ninja..?
    on mission

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    will my wife kill me?
    yes but very slowly

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawstudent007 View Post
    Well I like to think that he's never done this before, and I was just so hot that night that he couldn't help himself....he just let his animal instincts take over. Umm, wait....I think that's another one of my fantasies overlapping.

    Seriously though, you're right. He's probably done it many times.
    you are still that hott, and he couldn 't resist !!!

    maybe he was on Test and got a hard on as soon as he saw you

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    you are still that hott, and he couldn 't resist !!!

    maybe he was on Test and got a hard on as soon as he saw you
    Lol. Yeah, I'll stick with that version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    Sorry I was just buying a cucumber.
    Not a question.

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    did brown ninja complete his mission last night.......?

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    is law student still alive after the mission?

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    did lawstudent have fun when she was being beat by the ninja?

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    i thought horse already was a mod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild28 View Post
    i thought horse already was a mod?
    HORSE was a monitor, as was I , some things went down a while back and we both got stripped for a bit, but hopefully things will get set straight


    DSM, how you feeling today?

    How is your BF feeling?

    Will Prone love me forever?

    Will Matt join us?

    Will I become a MOD someday?

    Should I do another cycle and bulk to 260 or more?

    Or should I just maintain and be happy floating at 230-240

    Will I have a good time tonight on my date?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    HORSE was a monitor, as was I , some things went down a while back and we both got stripped for a bit, but hopefully things will get set straight


    DSM, how you feeling today?

    How is your BF feeling?

    Will Prone love me forever?

    Will Matt join us?

    Will I become a MOD someday?

    Should I do another cycle and bulk to 260 or more?

    Or should I just maintain and be happy floating at 230-240

    Will I have a good time tonight on my date?
    A lot better (i just ate two ice cream sandwiches ! )
    He is fine now
    Nope, love fades.
    Nope (sorry)
    Be happy where you are and float.

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    i thought horse already was a mod?
    He was

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    did lawstudent have fun when she was being beat by the ninja?
    No such beating occurred.

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    is law student still alive after the mission?
    She is.

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    did brown ninja complete his mission last night.......?
    yes'

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    I didn't complete the mission completely because she made it out of the gas station with all her clothes on.

    Was it wrong that i stalked the law student?

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    Is having a hard on at a gas station really that much of a crime?

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    Why didn't rage show up at the gas station to help me?

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    Will we get any more snow this year?
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    Is stalking a healthy habit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    Will we get any more snow this year?
    When should i fertilize my lawn?
    Is stalking a healthy habit?
    yes
    not yet
    only on fri/sat nights

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    Why didn't rage show up at the gas station to help me?
    was busy

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    Is having a hard on at a gas station really that much of a crime?
    nope

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    I didn't complete the mission completely because she made it out of the gas station with all her clothes on.

    Was it wrong that i stalked the law student?
    No harm done

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    do you love me? Will you ever?

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    how much can you bench?
    How big are your arms?

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