had to dump the bitch!

**BTBAM** · 11-25-2008, 01:21 AM

alright here it is, so i started dating my ex's friend and everything was going good. She was one of the craziest girls in bed! Everytime we had sex it was like a damn porn. After about a month of seeing her, she stoped taking her birth control and she wanted me to stop using a condom. After all the red flags she threw up i had to just get rid of her. So the problem here is that this isnt the first girl that has tried to do this to me, and it seems like all these damn girls are trying to get knocked up for a damn free pay check every month and make me a damn dad. Now am i going crazy or is this happening to anyone else?

**thetank** · 11-25-2008, 01:51 AM

my girlfriend stopped taking the pill..and thought we could just carry on not using condoms. we actually broke up yesterday for unrelated reasons..but yeah, it was trippin me out too. what ive learned from the experiences of others who have been through some rough shit, is if youve got sperm is capable of the job nature intended it to do, then birth control is an absolute must. and any chick who does not think so, has dishonest intentions.

**thegodfather** · 11-25-2008, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by BTBAM

alright here it is, so i started dating my ex's friend and everything was going good. She was one of the craziest girls in bed! Everytime we had sex it was like a damn porn. After about a month of seeing her, she stoped taking her birth control and she wanted me to stop using a condom. After all the red flags she threw up i had to just get rid of her. So the problem here is that this isnt the first girl that has tried to do this to me, and it seems like all these damn girls are trying to get knocked up for a damn free pay check every month and make me a damn dad. Now am i going crazy or is this happening to anyone else?

What is your profession that chicks are trying to trap you? You must be a pro sports player, Lol..

**scibble** · 11-25-2008, 02:36 AM

read the thread, "pregnant by turkey baster", LOL

**gst528i** · 11-25-2008, 03:26 AM

So are you rich or have a really good job? What's the reason for trapping you.
This happen to me only once before. It was when i just got started with my buisness and the bitch thought the money was alot than it actually was. I mean it;s good money but no where near the standards of a pro basketball player or a company ceo.
Anyway, she actually misses a period and tells she's knocked up.
Course i say " take care of it" just to see her reaction.
Good thing she was faking coz i wouldn;t have been able to go through with the abortion route.

**Dobie-BOY** · 11-25-2008, 05:37 AM

Dude, that shit is so typical. Its disgusting! my personal protection is a low dose of test most of the year and spermicidal condoms. Remember too, just cuz she says she's on the pill don't mean she is takin it. You gotta cover your own ass on this (and ur cock)

**JiGGaMaN** · 11-25-2008, 11:06 AM

yeah solution is very simple. stop going after hoodie hoodie hood rats and start dating girls with some self respect (or at least the resolve to not get pregnant until married).

**StoneGRMI** · 11-25-2008, 11:10 AM

Happened to me once. I'm not rich, I just happen to be extremely good looking.

Giggity giggity!

**JiGGaMaN** · 11-25-2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Happened to me once. I'm not rich, I just happen to be extremely good looking.

Giggity giggity!

ever come over to windsor when you were younger? we got the gutter-slut scene on lock.

**StoneGRMI** · 11-25-2008, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

ever come over to windsor when you were younger? we got the gutter-slut scene on lock.

I spent my 19th birthday in Windsor! I haven't been there in a couple years though. Is Cheetahs still there?

**Edgar** · 11-25-2008, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by BTBAM

alright here it is, so i started dating my ex's friend and everything was going good. She was one of the craziest girls in bed! Everytime we had sex it was like a damn porn. After about a month of seeing her, she stoped taking her birth control and she wanted me to stop using a condom. After all the red flags she threw up i had to just get rid of her. So the problem here is that this isnt the first girl that has tried to do this to me, and it seems like all these damn girls are trying to get knocked up for a damn free pay check every month and make me a damn dad. Now am i going crazy or is this happening to anyone else?

whats her number, and do you have pics of this Ho. for any woman who reads this I mean (the young lady)

**StoneGRMI** · 11-25-2008, 11:50 AM

Go get a vasectomy, jokes on her then! Zing!

**natureboy** · 11-25-2008, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Go get a vasectomy, jokes on her then! Zing!

I gave a bro of mine the same advice! Go get the vas, don't tell her, then when you are healed, tell her you want to make a baby with her. She will screw your brains out!

**BTBAM** · 11-25-2008, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

So are you rich or have a really good job? What's the reason for trapping you.
This happen to me only once before. It was when i just got started with my buisness and the bitch thought the money was alot than it actually was. I mean it;s good money but no where near the standards of a pro basketball player or a company ceo.
Anyway, she actually misses a period and tells she's knocked up.
Course i say " take care of it" just to see her reaction.
Good thing she was faking coz i wouldn;t have been able to go through with the abortion route.

Well the im finishing up my bachelor degree right now, but the thing is i my family is very well off, so i really have never had to worry about the money, but I dont want to be the person who lives off their damn parents so im just finishing the school. I just keep getting these girls that seem like they just want to get knocked up by someone!

**BTBAM** · 11-25-2008, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by natureboy

I gave a bro of mine the same advice! Go get the vas, don't tell her, then when you are healed, tell her you want to make a baby with her. She will screw your brains out!

HAHA ive been putting alot of thought into getting one!

**big_k** · 11-25-2008, 01:48 PM

nothing to screw around with unless you're prepared to be a dad.

good job

**BuffBuffalo** · 11-25-2008, 02:00 PM

I agree, smart move on your part.

**spywizard** · 11-25-2008, 03:13 PM

get a vasectomy, it's reversible and your insurance will pay for it..

if they ask if you have children just say yes and you don't want any more..

**thegodfather** · 11-25-2008, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by natureboy

I gave a bro of mine the same advice! Go get the vas, don't tell her, then when you are healed, tell her you want to make a baby with her. She will screw your brains out!

Thats gotta be the best piece of advice I have ever heard on this board. I love it...

**BTBAM** · 11-25-2008, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

get a vasectomy, it's reversible and your insurance will pay for it..

if they ask if you have children just say yes and you don't want any more..

didnt know that insurance will pay for it thanks for the tip, im just in no way ready to have any kids, and i really don't want to have kids.

**KatsMeow** · 11-25-2008, 05:39 PM

I know it sounds strange and I never believed it until a couple of months ago but I recently turned 24 and my sex drive amped up and I suddenly had 'maternal urges' I thought something was seriously wrong with me, I would find myself in the baby section of the department store, I was buying clothes for kids that weren't mine. I always said that I really didn't prefer to have kids but maybe when I was 30 I would rethink the situation. I talked to several older women and a psychiatrist about it and they all said its perfectly normal to have the urge to want to get pregnant and have a baby.
At least I'm smart enough to know that isn't what I need or want right now in my life but honestly the feelings are pretty intense and I just think that some girls don't use their brain and actually analyze the situation.

**JiGGaMaN** · 11-25-2008, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

I spent my 19th birthday in Windsor! I haven't been there in a couple years though. Is Cheetahs still there?

ha its not going anywhere any time soon. god i hate this shit hole. its great if you are into partying but that gets old pretty fast.

**JiGGaMaN** · 11-25-2008, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

I know it sounds strange and I never believed it until a couple of months ago but I recently turned 24 and my sex drive amped up and I suddenly had 'maternal urges' I thought something was seriously wrong with me, I would find myself in the baby section of the department store, I was buying clothes for kids that weren't mine. I always said that I really didn't prefer to have kids but maybe when I was 30 I would rethink the situation. I talked to several older women and a psychiatrist about it and they all said its perfectly normal to have the urge to want to get pregnant and have a baby.
At least I'm smart enough to know that isn't what I need or want right now in my life but honestly the feelings are pretty intense and I just think that some girls don't use their brain and actually analyze the situation.

There is something wrong with you; you've been infected with trap flu.

**KatsMeow** · 11-25-2008, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

There is something wrong with you; you've been infected with trap flu.

HaHa, too bad I'm not trying to get pregnant. I'm not stupid I was just trying to explain something.

**JiGGaMaN** · 11-25-2008, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

HaHa, too bad I'm not trying to get pregnant. I'm not stupid I was just trying to explain something.

thats what you say, but i dont believe it for a minute.

**KatsMeow** · 11-25-2008, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

thats what you say, but i dont believe it for a minute.

then you are ignorant...not my problem.

i could care less what you think, sorry.1

**sizerp** · 11-25-2008, 07:58 PM

LOL BAM > Way to go man. I just dumped my GF too... actually it was more like my November Whirlwind! Any chick who wants to make little me's is retarded anyway.

**WARMachine** · 11-25-2008, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

then you are ignorant...not my problem.

i could care less what you think, sorry.1

DAMN!!! Harsh! Go girly!

**Phate** · 11-25-2008, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by war4BTT

DAMN!!! Harsh! Go girly!

i know right? i just realized how much i missed kat

**KatsMeow** · 11-25-2008, 11:27 PM

awww i've missed you too phate! I've been around just not too much on the board. I am doing school work all day on the computer so I hate spending any extra time on it.