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    Emergency!!!

    umm bro's and gals.....

    I was just getting ready for bed.

    My phone rang, it was a girl I've been thinking about hooking up with.

    A little cutie, not so smart, but very cute.

    She wants to go out tonight, and I'm suppose to pick her up and bring her to town. This entails, she stays at my house, and this guy has no spare bed.

    Being the genius I am, I turned the heat way down, and put an electric blanket on the bed. I guess that means we'll have to share the bed.

    Problem is:

    I just washed 2 sleep aid liquid caps down with a shot of nyquill.

    How do I remedy this situation?

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    Jager bomb time!

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    Caffeine... a couple grams should do the trick. hehe

    good luck

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    Make yourself puke? Or Jager bomb? You choose!

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    Tell that bitch your tired and go to bed.

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    I puked, not sure if the pills came out.

    Drinking a monster and hoping that will combat the pills.

    Better take some liquid cia just incase too.


    I hate it when I take it though, then get shot down. What a waste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voice of Reason View Post
    Tell that bitch your tired and go to bed.
    Woah woah woah! That is not the Voice of Reason!

    Good luck, take pics, send pics to StoneGRMI. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zino View Post
    Caffeine... a couple grams should do the trick. hehe

    good luck
    Agreed!

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    Better be worth losing sleep over. No suggestions to keep awake since i never take sleep aids....

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    Jager bombs. Jager bombs! Fcuking Jager bombs!

    And a triple shot of espresso, with an injection of liquid Viagra into your penis.

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    Well ????????????????????????????????????????????? What Happened ?????????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale View Post
    Well ????????????????????????????????????????????? What Happened ?????????????????
    I think I"m in the "friend zone".

    We slept in the same bed, I never even tried anything

    By the time I was on my 2nd drink ,I just wanted her to leave so I could sleep.

    Woke up about a half hour after that and was okay though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    I think I"m in the "friend zone".

    We slept in the same bed, I never even tried anything

    By the time I was on my 2nd drink ,I just wanted her to leave so I could sleep.

    Woke up about a half hour after that and was okay though.
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    Pmsl!!!!!

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    Lmao!

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    lol,

    she is good friends with my Ex, and my ex still loves me. SHe is super cute and I think she is just one of those "loyal" girl friends.

    With some work, I think I'll be fine, but did not want to creep the poor girl out. I'm sure my ex will already be upset, because she was sitting on my lap at the bar all night and I'm sure she'll hear about it.

    No one even noticed my raging hard on when I stood up either

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    Haha loyal friends don't call up the friends ex, go out with them, and then sleep in the same bed. She was probably lying there thinking a "When the hell is he gonna do something?" and you never did. Thats a good way to just stay in the friend zone for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by russellvols View Post
    Haha loyal friends don't call up the friends ex, go out with them, and then sleep in the same bed. She was probably lying there thinking a "When the hell is he gonna do something?" and you never did. Thats a good way to just stay in the friend zone for a while

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    So you think she called you and just want to sleepover? Come on dude common sense she wants some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier_888888 View Post
    So you think she called you and just want to sleepover? Come on dude common sense she wants some.
    She actually has stayed over 3 times now and I've never put any moves on her. I just don't get the "vibe" that she wants too.

    The first time we walked home she had said though, "If she does not end up with you, I'm stealing you cause your hot".

    She'll make a few comments like that when she is really wasted.

    She really loves her boyfriend though, and talks about him non-stop.

    She's just a wierd girl, hard to read.

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    ^ I bet her boyfriend loves that his girl is staying at another dudes place!

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    This just keeps getting better by the response. The first post had "Booty call" written all over. Now we have ex's and boyfriends, and vibes. A little bit of everything. Make the move bro, nothing to lose in this case.

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    HAHAHA you left out the boyfriend detail that makes it even funnier. So you guys are both pretty much taken but have sleepovers with each other.
    Is this you while she sleeps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by russellvols View Post
    HAHAHA you left out the boyfriend detail that makes it even funnier. So you guys are both pretty much taken but have sleepovers with each other.
    Is this you while she sleeps?
    Well the last night she was over, she was passed out drunk in my bed. So I jerked on on her face in the middle of the night. I found her purse in the living room and took a dump in it, closed it and left it. Then she had a long john donut and I ate that too.

    ^^^^
    What I should have done!

    My ex wants to hook back up, I would like to also. She want her friend (girl mentioned) to move in the spare room because she is living with her mom right now. Talk about a loyalty test.

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    j-dogg, you need to stop posting on this subject man... your losing your manhood credibility with each post... your first post started with you all excited about to get some and now it is ending with excuses..... cause she's related to uncles-cousins-brother-ex boyfreind who once fell in love with your brother half cousin bruncle.

    dude, everything you just stated about her stated that she was waiting for you to make a move... you would have never known unless you tried... I would have rolled over and that would have been the price to pay for all your troubles...

    come on man your killing us with this sad ending. oh well what can you say? you are a nice guy i guess.

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    No fvcking way. HAHAHAHA now she is supposed to move in with you because your ex wants her to? Like i said this jsut keeps getting better. For your sake just stop while your behind

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    lol, I really do hear ya bros', I'd be thinking the same thing If I read this shit.

    I really just get the vibe that she is attracted to me, but would not want to do anything with me.

    I'd like to make her walk funny for the next few days, but I just really feel if I make the moves, I'll get shot down and it would make for an akward situation.

    I'm not in a real rush, she wants to go out all the time. I just want to be sure before I start poking a bonner in her back.

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    Ok J-Dogg here is my suggestion. Test only cycle 12 week! Need to up those test in you bro. LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier_888888 View Post
    Ok J-Dogg here is my suggestion. Test only cycle 12 week! Need to up those test in you bro. LMAO
    I can see myself dead in about 2 weeks with test, lol.

    I've never cheated on my ex. In the last year I've cheated on everyone I've been with.

    I kind of want to get back to being that loyal guy, happy with one girl.

    Problem is, once you've been on the buffet, it's hard to be satisfied with just one plate

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    Your a good guy! But your Ex-Gf friend is not. She is seducing you. Tell her she can sleepover my place anytime or any of the members here! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by xavier_888888 View Post
    Your a good guy! But your Ex-Gf friend is not. She is seducing you. Tell her she can sleepover my place anytime or any of the members here! LOL
    shit you put it like that and I'm regretting not poking her

    I use to always deny girls in high school and college. I was talking to a younger guy who works for me and I told him "don't deny any girl, do them all, the fat ones, skinny ones, the skanky ones, you won't regret it later but you will if you dont'".

    I'd see a girl I graduated with and be like, god, she was smoking, wtf.

    I was just always so conseritive in high school.

    Now I"m going to be regretting not poking at this hot little things for the rest of my life probably.

    /end life

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    Most likely bro! I was like that too before when I was young. My GF was a virgin and we almost did it and I Stopped and I said that I love her and repect her so I would wait Now thinking of it, I said to myself "WHAT THE F**K WAS I THINKING?" thats a virgin its a F**king jackpot. LMAO

    So dont be like me.

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    dude when a girl is willingly in your bed she is not in there because she wants a good night sleep and a snuggle...

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    u should of laid the pipe. i would of been pissed lol thinking rite b4 u fall asleep what a waste of time u spent to get no tang. if she wants to stay again your better off sending her to my house, so she can get what she wants lolol jp

    also you should try to get a three way with her and your ex if they seem interested

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polska View Post
    dude when a girl is willingly in your bed she is not in there because she wants a good night sleep and a snuggle...
    lol, that's what Iron Mike thought too!

    YOu are probably right though. But if I am in prison for rape next weekend, I expect a cake with a file

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