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    first things first...

    you need to build an emotional relationship first with the girl/woman...

    then you treat a wonam like a whore and a whore like a woman, older woman 31-40+ love to be doninated agressive after you have established the emotinal trust, and realationship.

    younger girls are a little harder they have not been through life enuough yet to appricialte teh more fun things in life and may have several hangups... proceed catuiously here and take you time...

    as for horny learn to lick real well, and be a great kisser... as for feed back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charger527 View Post
    $100, usaually gets you an hour...
    love it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you don't want to know what I make an hour...

    here's another one that gets' women horny....

    how about a big fat paycheck?

    here's the problem.... Im direct deposit, and too far away if it does happen
    i said she makes more per hour at the end of some weeks even days i can end up making 3 to 10 times what she does

    as far as what you make who cares first no one cares about your social security benefits and your pension checks its not a job to sit at home all day and wait for the mail man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you don't want to know what I make an hour...

    here's another one that gets' women horny....

    how about a big fat paycheck?

    here's the problem.... Im direct deposit, and too far away if it does happen
    Direct deposit doesn't matter. You need to use the old trick (when picking up on a chick) you get several copies of a particularly high deposit or high balance and use that as scratch paper when giving her your phone number.

    She will see you make a deposit of $10,000 or your balance is $250,000.00 or??? and it gets them wet quicker than lightning. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    i said she makes more per hour at the end of some weeks even days i can end up making 3 to 10 times what she does

    as far as what you make who cares first no one cares about your social security benefits and your pension checks its not a job to sit at home all day and wait for the mail man
    it's ok... i have a nice warm blanket and my comfortable rocking chair on my porch, so I don't mind waiting for my pension check......

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Direct deposit doesn't matter. You need to use the old trick (when picking up on a chick) you get several copies of a particularly high deposit or high balance and use that as scratch paper when giving her your phone number.

    She will see you make a deposit of $10,000 or your balance is $250,000.00 or??? and it gets them wet quicker than lightning. LOL
    ha ha ha.... i'm just kidding mate... would never be with a woman that get's excited about money that way....

    I first met my woman at a photo shoot, asked her out, picked her up in my 68 dodge charger.... engine was all in line, but my housekeeping inside the car was something else.... big mac wrappers on the floor, coke cans in the back, cigarrette butts in the tray.... she didn't say anything at the time, but a few years later, we had a discussion and she said the reason she was with me? It wasn't because of my paycheck or "flashy" car! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Test does it for us, but the same for girls?

    I know some birth controls (est) improve a girls sex drive. Others it lowers it.
    Yohimbe! Make sure she starts off at a low dose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ha ha ha.... i'm just kidding mate... would never be with a woman that get's excited about money that way....

    I first met my woman at a photo shoot, asked her out, picked her up in my 68 dodge charger.... engine was all in line, but my housekeeping inside the car was something else.... big mac wrappers on the floor, coke cans in the back, cigarrette butts in the tray.... she didn't say anything at the time, but a few years later, we had a discussion and she said the reason she was with me? It wasn't because of my paycheck or "flashy" car! =)
    You should get 40 lashes for not treating a car like that properly. I pulled the engine, transmission, stripped the body of all paint down to the metal, removed about 4 gallons of bondo, pounded out dents, replaced one rear quarter panel and painted (including the engine compartment) a friend of mines 68 Charger. I need to find the pictures of I have of it somewhere. DAMN it came out nice. Medium sky blue with just the right amount of pear in the first 3 coats of clear with several other coats over that. Also nothing you could even come close to calling orange peal. One light wet sand (besides the wet sanding in-between every 2 coats of paint and clear) and that thing was near show quality.

    Put in the new engine for him and it sat for the next 2 years in his garage never finished.

    The moron got into crank around that time and lost all interest in everything. I dont even want to know how much he gave it away for...

    The pick up trick should only be used on obvious booty call or one night stand type women, nothing serious for sure and it's a Leykis 101 trick.

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    Ive found chloroform makes them more complient lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by olderfella View Post
    Ive found chloroform makes them more complient lol
    See post number 79

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    i found if you give the rent a pig 50 bucks at city morgue he could care less what u do

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    i found if you give the rent a pig 50 bucks at city morgue he could care less what u do
    EEEeeeewwww that's gross. Someone should have told Gary Ridgway that, it may have saved 70+ lives. I understand he got quite upset when someone called him a rapist. He corrected them saying NO, he was a murdered, not a rapist. It's not rape if they are dead first.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    EEEeeeewwww that's gross. Someone should have told Gary Ridgway that, it may have saved 70+ lives. I understand he got quite upset when someone called him a rapist. He corrected them saying NO, he was a murdered, not a rapist. It's not rape if they are dead first.......
    and he is 100% right if you have no life you have no free will you are a empty shell theres for if someone pokes you after your dead theres no way they could say yes or no

    its kinda like when your married the only time you get great sex is when there asleep and you slip it in you have between 30 seconds and 10 mins if u have my old lady to get yours and get done and its a rush cause if you get caught you know for the next week your going to hear her bitch about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    and he is 100% right if you have no life you have no free will you are a empty shell theres for if someone pokes you after your dead theres no way they could say yes or no

    its kinda like when your married the only time you get great sex is when there asleep and you slip it in you have between 30 seconds and 10 mins if u have my old lady to get yours and get done and its a rush cause if you get caught you know for the next week your going to hear her bitch about it
    Very good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetank View Post
    that is garbage. write her name on your body? let her know you dont want the hug to end. i want to punch that author in the face. man or woman.

    honestly, get her drunk. period.
    you are the biggest duche bag in the world. what the hell you faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMPD213
    haha nice answer PT... Just mess around with her and find things that get her going, 90% of girls like it when you kiss there ear. Try that
    Right, I live when my girl does that lol.

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    Holy bump Batman! Someone bumped a year-old thread to call someone else a name. Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatemore View Post
    you are the biggest duche bag in the world. what the hell you faggot
    you are so special aren't you?? we don't call names, we don't attack other members, and the word "faggot" is such a distasteful comment/name it will probably be best for all of us if you are just shown the door..
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    What is a duche anyway?

    As far as faggot statement, most homosexuals prefer to be called dick smokers, sausage smugglers or bone takers....however some even use the term gay. However if I were gay then in your case you using the term faggot would be comforting, since it would clearly show that you did not identify with gay people, hence you were not part of my culture.

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    Lol,I agree with everyone else but I'm am going to have to strongly disagree WITH PT! Without feeling need to get into detail.For Iwill just say,size of the package means nothing if you are not knowledgeable enough to know a women's body entirely.....S*X stores stay in business because of men/boys like you :-) oh one more thing.. come on you know this... sing along A b c d e f ......uuugghh what's next.... oh that's rite let me help you G the G spot

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    ^ dam! i'm liking you all ready =)

    but honestly everybody. if you want to get yer girl horny, for $5 i'll send you a picture of me. Just whip it out when you feel lke getting some action. Will put your woman in the mood like porno does for you. Works every time! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatemore View Post
    you are the biggest duche bag in the world. what the hell you faggot
    Nice 1st post. 1st for bringing up an old thread and getting pissed off over someone joking. Good thing he never saw the chloroform post. LOL
    Any bets on if he will be a valued future member?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatemore View Post
    you are the biggest duche bag in the world. what the hell you faggot
    I'd pm this to you mate, but with one post, i can't until you are at 50, if you make it that far.

    So let me fill you in on a little secret, ok?

    this is the lounge. we come here to relax, joke around, and have some fun. You cannot let this crap get to you, or you won't survive here very long.

    So relax, sit back, and take it easy.....


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    Chloroform is so last year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Chloroform is so last year.
    True that, Anbien is much better because they are more responsive, plenty of action they just don't say no about anything and cant remember anything the next day.

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    do you have anything that isn't so "rape-ish"

    just saying. maybe yer gerl is into that? yuck! yuck! yuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    do you have anything that isn't so "rape-ish"

    just saying. maybe yer gerl is into that? yuck! yuck! yuck!
    Girl? What you talking about, the ambien is for me. That way I can plea I was not responsible for me actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Girl? What you talking about, the ambien is for me. That way I can plea I was not responsible for me actions.
    ha ha ha! so you just take the ambian, and nothing you do will stick in court? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart View Post
    just throwing this out as an ACTUAL (lol) way to increase HER hornieness...
    nothings gonna work if she isn’t into you already on some level, but if she already is/you’re a couple and her sex drive is at a standstill
    Brazilian buts...have been shown to naturally increase test levels thus stimulating blood flow
    get her some sex toys... the more a chix has sex/pleases herself the more she wants to have sex...eventually she’s gonna want a body to grind up against, not just get off with a toy

    things to consider: getting off pill, if on/ help more round the house so her to do list isn’t all she’s focused on/ less time with kids so she doesn’t always feel pulled on, touched, needed, putting others needs before hers / a day of pampering regularly so remind her that she is, can be a pretty sexual creature/ look at meds she maybe on / therapy for unresolved issues esp. if history of sexual abuse assault rape molestation / please only her during sex a few times, no climax for you ~ she will feel the need to please you / continue to remind her how attracted to her you are and compliment the parts of her body she likes least (we all have them) she 'll less insecure about herself around you

    sadly though were just too damn complex and if her head /heart are preoccupied nothing will help...which is 1 reason why sex drugs just can’t get approved for us in the US. We have too many factors going on within us to have a level control group and the artificial stimulators eff up the rest of our bod chemistry too much
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    huh? brazillian buts? what's that?

    sexy, this is too much work. we just want to know if there is a way we can add a button on the remote or something? you know, just push the horny button, and her clothes fall off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart View Post
    just throwing this out as an ACTUAL (lol) way to increase HER hornieness...
    nothings gonna work if she isn’t into you already on some level, but if she already is/you’re a couple and her sex drive is at a standstill
    Brazilian buts...have been shown to naturally increase test levels thus stimulating blood flow
    get her some sex toys... the more a chix has sex/pleases herself the more she wants to have sex...eventually she’s gonna want a body to grind up against, not just get off with a toy

    things to consider: getting off pill, if on/ help more round the house so her to do list isn’t all she’s focused on/ less time with kids so she doesn’t always feel pulled on, touched, needed, putting others needs before hers / a day of pampering regularly so remind her that she is, can be a pretty sexual creature/ look at meds she maybe on / therapy for unresolved issues esp. if history of sexual abuse assault rape molestation / please only her during sex a few times, no climax for you ~ she will feel the need to please you / continue to remind her how attracted to her you are and compliment the parts of her body she likes least (we all have them) she 'll less insecure about herself around you

    sadly though were just too damn complex and if her head /heart are preoccupied nothing will help...which is 1 reason why sex drugs just can’t get approved for us in the US. We have too many factors going on within us to have a level control group and the artificial stimulators eff up the rest of our bod chemistry too much
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    Why the hell did you let the kitchen get so dirty it took 1 1/2 hrs to clean woman???? LOL
    I wish mine liked a clean kitchen as much as I do. I just turn a blind eye otherwise it becomes a problem. LOL Maybe I need to hire the maid back?
    I try not to do much cleaning. If I start I dont stop. It's mild OCD and that combined with ADD I bounce around from this to that so it never really gets done the way it should from top to bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster
    I swear everytime I come to this place I am reminded more and more why it feels good to stay single (and to have hookers on speed dial)
    That's a good one heh.

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    What about just waving your you know what in front of her or doing the helicopter? If she loves (inster pe*** name here) then that should be enough to do the trick! Works like a charm for me whenever Slfmade does it to me!

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