What are you getting your g/f for christams?

**peachfuzz** · 12-16-2008, 09:10 PM

lets hear it you suckers. what are you spending your hard earned dollars on this x-mas?

**Older lifter** · 12-16-2008, 09:13 PM

Nothing.....i'm a tight ar*e

**peachfuzz** · 12-16-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Nothing.....i'm a tight ar*e

No nookie for you!

**Rugger02** · 12-16-2008, 09:18 PM

Digital camera. Hers broke.
And a gift certificate to this spa/massage place in town.

What about you Fuzz?

**Older lifter** · 12-16-2008, 09:19 PM

Arr but i will get plenty as she tries to make me buy her something,,,, oh i have more than one...lol

**peachfuzz** · 12-16-2008, 09:19 PM

I dunno yet. I posted this in hopes of some good ideas...i am so broke its not even funny. im not trying to go hungry untill next payday. that might put a damper on my cycle.

**peachfuzz** · 12-16-2008, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Arr but i will get plenty as she tries to make me buy her something,,,, oh i have more than one...lol

hahaahah i like your style.

**Kale** · 12-16-2008, 09:20 PM

One of these http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx

**StoneGRMI** · 12-16-2008, 09:21 PM

Pots and pans to make me food.

**peachfuzz** · 12-16-2008, 09:21 PM

TWO FOR $99.95!!! what a deal!

**Older lifter** · 12-16-2008, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

One of these http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx

Lmfao,,,, never never seen that before, wonder how long it takes to set,,, i mean it has to be quick.......

**Rugger02** · 12-16-2008, 09:26 PM

LOL don't get her anything, just unlock the door and let her out of the bedroom for a little while. They like that...

**higherdesire** · 12-16-2008, 10:00 PM

I was thinking of putting some money on her books so she can go to commissary, what do you think, too sappy?

**WARMachine** · 12-16-2008, 10:05 PM

^^^ LMFAO!!!

LOL don't get her anything, just unlock the door and let her out of the bedroom for a little while. They like that...

You bastards are too funny...

I think im gonna get her this frame that can be engraved, as well as a tennis braclet.

-500 bucks...

**MalibuD** · 12-16-2008, 10:05 PM

2008 E350 mercedes Perfect time to buy at end of year and they are wheeling and dealing! Plus Ill get to drive it.

**thegodfather** · 12-16-2008, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

I was thinking of putting some money on her books so she can go to commissary, what do you think, too sappy?

No...I think you should craft her a shiv and smuggle it in in your rectum for her..Much more thoughtful, she'll appreciate the effort..

**AnimalGear** · 12-16-2008, 10:06 PM

I'm gonna make her a pic frame with a pic of us (cheesey i know)

and a neckalce

and some handcream

and whatever else i find after xmas thats on sale (we're not exchanging until jan when school starts again)

**Kale** · 12-16-2008, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by WARMachine

^^^ LMFAO!!!

You bastards are too funny...

I think im gonna get her this frame that can be engraved, as well as a tennis braclet.

-500 bucks...

Dude she uses a walking frame ? You need to start dating younger chics !!!

**thegodfather** · 12-16-2008, 10:06 PM

Coach purse, Coach scarf, and a 1/2ct diamond necklace...

**Rugger02** · 12-16-2008, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

No...I think you should craft her a shiv and smuggle it in in your rectum for her..Much more thoughtful, she'll appreciate the effort..

LMAO Perfect!
That's really going that extra mile to make sure she feels special.

Her celly will be so jealous.

**Kale** · 12-16-2008, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Coach purse, Coach scarf, and a 1/2ct diamond necklace...

Do you have any idea how much p ussy you could buy in Thailand for what you are going to spend there ?

**Rugger02** · 12-16-2008, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

Dude she uses a walking frame ? You need to start dating younger chics !!!

You wouldn't say that if you ever met her Kale...

**Sir Lifts-a-lot** · 12-16-2008, 10:11 PM

earings, and a new laptop. Last year she got an f'n ring.

**StoneGRMI** · 12-16-2008, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Lifts-a-lot

earings, and a new laptop. Last year she got an f'n ring.

A fuc-kin ring? You give prizes to your lady for bedroom accomplishments as well?

**Older lifter** · 12-16-2008, 11:25 PM

Geez you guys spend a lot....

Maybe you should print out this thread, frame it and give it to her, then she will know how lucky she is that she's getting anything.....lol

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 12-16-2008, 11:25 PM

**peachfuzz** · 12-16-2008, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Geez you guys spend a lot....

Maybe you should print out this thread, frame it and give it to her, then she will know how lucky she is that she's getting anything.....lol

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

**Zino** · 12-16-2008, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

What better gift than a dick-in-a-box?!

**melbgymnst** · 12-17-2008, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by Zino

What better gift than a dick-in-a-box?!

1. cut a whole in that box
2. put your chug in that box
3. make her open that box
and thats the way you do it

lmao what a classic

**Lfs2shrt2bsml** · 12-17-2008, 03:13 AM

she will give me the same thing she got me last year a shirt and a f*&k and they are both 2 sizes too big.. haha kidding

**hugovsilva** · 12-17-2008, 03:37 AM

I have been away from the country for 3 weeks so the d*ck in a box is a must.

Other than that I will give her a laptop (which I can also use) and a nice pair of boots.

**fitaccent** · 12-17-2008, 06:14 AM

my girl works at kay jewelry store. I gave her $320 and she used her employee discount to get something they sell for $1300. I'll just go to a pawn shop now, also, you can't go wrong with dick-in-a-box

**higherdesire** · 12-17-2008, 06:44 AM

After further consideration i like the dick in a box, i used this video as an inspiration http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ but I think I can still do the shank in the ass kind of as a back up you know? Great idea guys! Thansk! Actually I am taking her to engelwood colorado to the iverness for a week and giving her more david yurman for ther collection. What suck is I have pulled a muscle in my back Monday and we leave Saturday! Skiing will be a bitch!

**paulzane** · 12-17-2008, 06:48 AM

Wife .... I don't know yet

G/F (in avatar)..... laptop and a few other things!!

**Kale** · 12-17-2008, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by paulzane

Wife .... I don't know yet

G/F (in avatar)..... laptop and a few other things!!

Damn dude I never knew, now those are lips from heaven !!!!!

**VeraDeMilo** · 12-17-2008, 10:56 AM

Got mine a silver heart locket and chain from Tiffany's with our initials inscribed on one side and the date we started dating on the other side. She actually picked it out while we were there so I know its what she really wanted.

**Deltasaurus** · 12-17-2008, 11:03 AM

I was planning on dating this girl and getting her, Her drivers License, or paying for it anyways but so far she hasnt played her cards right, and i dont wanna get her shit cuz i dont really get down like that LOL

**sizerp** · 12-17-2008, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

I was planning on dating this girl and getting her, Her drivers License, or paying for it anyways but so far she hasnt played her cards right, and i dont wanna get her shit cuz i dont really get down like that LOL

LOL what are you expecting in return? a prison sentence?

Im gonna get this chick i am debating whether or not to can, some saran wrap, as Scibbs suggested, so she don't get snaked in the eye after i use her face a cum rag.

**Jfew44** · 12-17-2008, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

I was planning on dating this girl and getting her, Her drivers License, or paying for it anyways but so far she hasnt played her cards right, and i dont wanna get her shit cuz i dont really get down like that LOL

If there's grass on the field right?