The ultimate test of self control: By J-Dogg

**warchild** · 01-26-2009, 04:37 PM

i want her

**calgarian** · 01-26-2009, 04:46 PM

So u did all that to avoid having sex with ur bitch ex???? I would have fvcked her and get her pictures in nude....If she attacks the girl u r with I would go to the cops and ask for a restaining order....it would hav been in win situation...seriously I dont know whats wrong with ppl these days

**J-Dogg** · 01-26-2009, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

So u did all that to avoid having sex with ur bitch ex???? I would have fvcked her and get her pictures in nude....If she attacks the girl u r with I would go to the cops and ask for a restaining order....it would hav been in win situation...seriously I dont know whats wrong with ppl these days

lol I would, but I honestly just don't want anyone other than me to have to deal with her.

The girl I'm interested in is a real good girl and I don't want her to have to deal with any of my ex's crap.

She seems to like me, but I can't see her wanting to get involved with my ex drama queen.

**Jakspro** · 01-26-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

Probably the greatest intro of all time. Rather than have her over for butt sex, just drug yourself, turn the lights off, and stick your dick in a peanut butter container.

If that doesnt work, you must use your previous skills to your advantage:
Use a shovel to dig holes in the yard up to your door.
Use the scissors to snip the phone line
If she makes it past the first two, be sure to be wearing your sisters pants and tell her you are gay for dsm.
If all else fails, hit her in the head with the painted rock.

Classic.

**J-Dogg** · 01-26-2009, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Jakspro

Classic.

He is quite clever isn't he? lol

**johnnybigguns** · 01-26-2009, 11:43 PM

Hang out with a new chick and make sure she sees you with her.
That usually will make them screw off.
Get her to come over well the other one is leaving on something.