Yo Mama is ssooo Fat!!!

[johnnybigguns]

Is so fat she jumped up and got stuck

[johnnybigguns]

she is so fat you gotta powder her up to find the wet spot

[higherdesire]

I ain't got no momma dawg, that's why me and my Dad share yours!

[*RAGE*]

you mama is so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

you mama is so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

you mama is so fat she could be the eighth continent.

you mama is so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

you mama is so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

you mama is so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

you mama is so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

you mama is so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

you mama is so fat her fave food is seconds.

you mama is so fat her belt size is Equator.

you mama is so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

you mama is so fat she shows up on radar.

you mama is so fat she needs a map to find her butt

you mama is so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

[*RAGE*]

I ain't got no momma dawg, that's why me and my Dad share yours!

I am just kidding keep them going.......

[higherdesire]

yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance phone call to get someone to wipe her ass

you mama so big she has to have direction indicators, and a bumper sticker that says "if you can't see my mirrors I can't see you"

[higherdesire]

I am just kidding keep them going.......

what? No apologies bro your shit is friggin off the chain, that was just one of my jokes!