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  1. 01-28-2009, 01:45 PM #1
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    Yo Mama is ssooo Fat!!!

    after sex i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the bitch....

    may the fun begin....
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    after sex i rolled over and ended up in a different zip code

    when she sits around the house... she really sits A ROUND the house
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  3. 01-28-2009, 01:53 PM #3
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    is so fat i need a tracking device to find her ass hole!
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    when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

    she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
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    ....is so fat people jog around her for exercise
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    well alex just told them all

    this thread is closed

    hahahahah
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    we could develop it into others such as yo mama is so ugly....
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    is so fat i won't have sex with her..

    hell i won't even kiss her
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  9. 01-28-2009, 02:03 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well alex just told them all

    this thread is closed

    hahahahah
    edited so not to spoil the fun....
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    your mamma is so poor... when i came over and rang her doorbell.... her toilet flushed
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLSnZjLPor8
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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post
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    yo mamma!!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApaThtU09_8&NR=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hahah

    yo mamma!!
    actually its my wife
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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post
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    eeew.

    at least she got some exercise tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post
    actually its my wife
    oh well theres enough to share. maybe i can come over? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh well theres enough to share. maybe i can come over? lol
    after sex we both roll over twice and were both still on top of the bitch
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  18. 01-28-2009, 02:35 PM #18
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    yo mama is so old when she farts she sprays dust!
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    yo mama is so fat she left the house in high heals and came back in flip flops
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    Quote Originally Posted by joiningthedarkside View Post
    yo mama is so fat she left the house in high heals and came back in flip flops
    i like that one
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    yo mama is soo fat i walked around her once and got lost
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    yo mama is soo old she still owes jesus a quarter
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    she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
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    i got on top of her and my ears popped
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    her belly button doesnt have lint, it has sweaters
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    Yo mama is so fat that when she turned around completely they had a welcome back party.
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    Yo mama is so fat that when she wore a shirt with an X, a helicopter landed on her back.
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    yo mama i soooo por she had skinnykenny do her tattoo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by joiningthedarkside View Post
    yo mama i soooo por she had skinnykenny do her tattoo!
    how long before SK comments on that one!
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    YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY when she throws a boomerang even it dont come back
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    Quote Originally Posted by joiningthedarkside View Post
    yo mama i soooo por she had skinnykenny do her tattoo!
    LMMFAO ouch
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    your mama is so ugly it mad skinny kenney old avatar look good....
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    your mama is so nasty that she used secret and it told on her
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    I saw your momma on the street corner by herself the other day and the police came along and told her to break it up!
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    the bitch so big she uses a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampax
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    I took the bitch to the beach to sell shade one day but everyone kept trying to push back in the water so we had to leave!
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    Did you know the right side of her ass has a different area code than the left side?
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    The bitch pulled up in a lower rider, got out and the mutherfvcker turned into a monster truck
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    she had on a malcolm x jacket and helicopters were trying to land on the bitches back dawg!
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    Your mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

    Your mama is so fat when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

    Your mama is so fat when she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

    Your mama is so fat when NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

    Your mama is so fat when she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

    Your mama is so fat when small objects orbit her.

    Your mama is so fat when she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

    Your mama is so fat when when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

    Your mama is so fat when when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

    ...
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