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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    I love anal sex over all other types. best thing about anal is dumping your load deep in there.
    best anal was when the gurl was yelling harder harder and getting off and loost all control of her bowel movement and *****.
    not a pretty sight lol ....
    Was your mom pissed when shit did the laundry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A2thej2008 View Post
    Done it and Love it
    its just tricky getting a girl to do it that first time

    its gotta be perfect you either make her love it or she'll be scared of it forever
    any tips???

    i need a whole new thread for this one...i will get to it if ppl keep pissing me off with all those threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    lol...nope, but now I got a good line for next time!
    you know it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    Was your mom pissed when shit did the laundry?
    It was her house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    It was her house.
    fortunate!

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    I like to do it when she has piles, its like licking and sucking smelly eye balls..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    I like to do it when she has piles, its like licking and sucking smelly eye balls..
    dude you never cease to amaze me!!

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    Jigga, use some lidocaine to prime her. She'll take it all...

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    I've done it, do it, love it. Wouldn't take it over the vag, but it's a great way to mix it up. I have been fortunate to have a wife and girlfriend that were ass virgins, and have taken my time with both. They both can get off from it, especially the wife if I use plenty of lube and don't try to prison rape her!! The g/f is a little bit more complex because she's already fearful of my one eyed monster, so I have to make sure she is properly "tequilaed"!! No, that's not a real word just in case any of you try to google it!!! lol

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    I just leave this playing on the computer as much as possible if girls are over:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc3DP...eature=related

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    i am not into anal. Don't feel special about it. But I have never tryed it. Sounds like i am really missing out on something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Towel View Post
    i am not into anal. Don't feel special about it. But I have never tryed it. Sounds like i am really missing out on something.
    yes you are now get up and go get some female butt love da** it...lol

    thanks alex18
    Last edited by *RAGE*; 02-04-2009 at 07:51 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    I just leave this playing on the computer as much as possible if girls are over:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc3DP...eature=related
    gold lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    yes you are now get up and go get some butt love da** it...lol
    careful how you say that prone....you might want to highlight *female butt love* otherwise people might get the wrong idea!!

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    changed it thanks.....I do not want no prison sex...lol

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    glad to be of service.... reminds me of my army days 'Prone position...DOWN'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M View Post
    I've done it, do it, love it. Wouldn't take it over the vag, but it's a great way to mix it up. I have been fortunate to have a wife and girlfriend that were ass virgins, and have taken my time with both. They both can get off from it, especially the wife if I use plenty of lube and don't try to prison rape her!! The g/f is a little bit more complex because she's already fearful of my one eyed monster, so I have to make sure she is properly "tequilaed"!! No, that's not a real word just in case any of you try to google it!!! lol

    Doc M
    Doc u r a lucky basterd. Just one quick question do you have a GF and wife at the same time?

    If yes I am not the only sicko on this site

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post
    dude you never cease to amaze me!!
    same here...man oh man

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    If you guys love anal sex so much, all you have to do is post a listing on craigslist and you can have all the butt play you want.. everyday

    "Straight man loves to give anal, pic enclosed"

    the boys in the area will be all over that..
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    some body is jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    If you guys love anal sex so much, all you have to do is post a listing on craigslist and you can have all the butt play you want.. everyday

    "Straight man loves to give anal, pic enclosed"

    the boys in the area will be all over that..
    HAHAHA you gotta love craigs list!

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    bump

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    Anyone here ever get a chick to do ass to mouth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Anyone here ever get a chick to do ass to mouth?
    I did once lol and she was sick everywhere, she wont do it anymore, its a bj, or in the poo hole..

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    ^^Yeah thats fair enough I did get a chick to lick my ass once but I really wasnt into it plus I didnt want to kiss her after. The ass to mouth has been elusive to me but i have never really tried to get a girl to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    ^^Yeah thats fair enough I did get a chick to lick my ass once but I really wasnt into it plus I didnt want to kiss her after. The ass to mouth has been elusive to me but i have never really tried to get a girl to do it.
    Bro i think getting a girl to lick your ass is awesome, let her get her tongue right in there..

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    I dunno maybe I was just afraid I was going to fart or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I dunno maybe I was just afraid I was going to fart or something.
    Lmao lol, yeah that wouldnt be good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I dunno maybe I was just afraid I was going to fart or something.
    espacially if u r on a high protien diet...man these farts stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Anyone here ever get a chick to do ass to mouth?
    wait till monday I think i will do that to this chick who wants to have mmf.

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    Personally I am not into tag teaming, I wouldnt mind being tag teamed but thats different(2 chicks of course).

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    never done it, never wanted to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Personally I am not into tag teaming, I wouldnt mind being tag teamed but thats different(2 chicks of course).
    i will be the only one doing her she just doesnt know it yet.

    good that u explained it otherwise DSM will be exited

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Doc u r a lucky basterd. Just one quick question do you have a GF and wife at the same time?

    If yes I am not the only sicko on this site
    Yes, I know, I am a huge pig! I have a wife(32), a steady girlfriend(24), and a occasional girl(27) that I see a couple of times a month- she's married too. Long story!!! Anyway, I give very few women the anal probe, nothing I will just do with a random piece of ass.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    never done it, never wanted to.
    u r missing out man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M View Post
    Yes, I know, I am a huge pig! I have a wife(32), a steady girlfriend(24), and a occasional girl(27) that I see a couple of times a month- she's married too. Long story!!! Anyway, I give very few women the anal probe, nothing I will just do with a random piece of ass.....

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    ha ha ha welcome to the pig club

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ha ha ha welcome to the pig club
    You have no idea the lengths I have been in that department. It's truly disturbing when it comes to the womanizing I have done. One of these days I am gonna clean up my act. Right now I am covering my bases. I have a Nurse, a Physical Therapist, and my accountant. I get free therapy, and free tax work, it's perfect. lol

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    I used to juggle a few women before I got maried but I gave that up. I had enough trouble with three girls going at the same time I was in be bed and said the wrong girls name.....that didnt work out too well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc M View Post
    You have no idea the lengths I have been in that department. It's truly disturbing when it comes to the womanizing I have done. One of these days I am gonna clean up my act. Right now I am covering my bases. I have a Nurse, a Physical Therapist, and my accountant. I get free therapy, and free tax work, it's perfect. lol

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    lets see I have a cook, insurance broker and girl in construction and one mortgage broker (in process) and thats not counting wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I used to juggle a few women before I got maried but I gave that up. I had enough trouble with three girls going at the same time I was in be bed and said the wrong girls name.....that didnt work out too well.
    u talk during sex

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