Not having female friends.

**Gaspari1255** · 02-04-2009, 10:07 PM

I always try to avoid female "friendships" because it always leads to trouble. I honestly don't think I've ever had one female friend that I haven't had sexual thoughts about. Anyone else believe in my theory or how do you guys handle it?

**J-Dogg** · 02-04-2009, 10:09 PM

I have a lot of them.

A requirement to be my female friend: You have to be attractive enough that I would do you.

I've done stuff with most of them.

**Gaspari1255** · 02-04-2009, 10:10 PM

[QUOTE=J-Dogg;4414430]I have a lot of them.

A requirement to be my female friend: You have to be attractive enough that I would do you.

I've done stuff with most of them.[/QUOTE]

I am referring to the dreaded strictly friend zone ones, not those, lol...I just stop talking to them completely after friend zone status.

**Older lifter** · 02-04-2009, 10:10 PM

Bit the same mate, i'm shallow and any female friend would also be one's that i would bang at the first chance.....

**J-Dogg** · 02-04-2009, 10:14 PM

[QUOTE=******;4414434]

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I have a lot of them.

A requirement to be my female friend: You have to be attractive enough that I would do you.

I've done stuff with most of them.[/QUOTE]

I am referring to the dreaded strictly friend zone ones, not those, lol...I just stop talking to them completely after friend zone status.

I've fallen into friends zone. Actually just did with a friend of mine.

I was doing her for about 2 weeks and I fell into the friends zone. I only heard from her when her boyfriends were messing up or she was having problems. Almost never returned her calls. But we would go out in groups from time to time. Just strait up friends.

Today I was texting her complaining about the awful sex I had but I'm trying to be loyal. She mentions, she does not condone cheating, but if I wanted too....

Just keep them around, they eventually will want it.

**J-Dogg** · 02-04-2009, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Bit the same mate, i'm shallow and any female friend would also be one's that i would bang at the first chance.....

I don't know if you know that girl in your Av but I always check her out.

Tiny frame, all that make up around the eyes.... what I always look for in a girl it seems.

**scibble** · 02-04-2009, 10:18 PM

i love reading your posts J-dogg

increasingly, you bring joy into my weary day

LMAO

**FallenWyvern** · 02-04-2009, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I don't know if you know that girl in your Av but I always check her out.

Tiny frame, all that make up around the eyes.... what I always look for in a girl it seems.

It's good.

**scibble** · 02-04-2009, 10:33 PM

knowing that 30% of American girls have an eating disorder, when I see a girl with that skull to waist ratio, I suspect a lot of purging going on...

**Older lifter** · 02-04-2009, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

knowing that 30% of American girls have an eating disorder, when I see a girl with that skull to waist ratio, I suspect a lot of purging going on...

She's not American...haha, there is a story about her that i will tell when you get to Thailand and visit...lol

**scibble** · 02-04-2009, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

She's not American...haha, there is a story about her that i will tell when you get to Thailand and visit...lol

that's funny...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeey....how'd you...?

who told....?

LMAO

i suspected she might be aussie. but some of them having eating disorders too huh?

Can't wait to visit Thailand

**T_Own** · 02-04-2009, 11:05 PM

lol what a thread.. i have a few "friend only" girls, yes i would bang most of them, but for one reason or another, i wouldn't. each kinda has its own reason. but its nice to have a girl to talk to about whatever from time to time.

**firmechicano831** · 02-04-2009, 11:10 PM

I don't have any female friends as well that I call often. I'd love to have some.

**amcon** · 02-04-2009, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by ******

I always try to avoid female "friendships" because it always leads to trouble. I honestly don't think I've ever had one female friend that I haven't had sexual thoughts about. Anyone else believe in my theory or how do you guys handle it?

yep,stay away from the girls!!!! i am the same way - not really sexual thoughts - but something sexual is bound to happen so i just am friends with my wife.

**Ernst** · 02-04-2009, 11:17 PM

Quite a few of my friends are girls. Do I have sexual thoughts about most of them? Yep. I just deal with it. If they ever want to fool around I'm down. Except for a few. They're my friends because I enjoy their company, not necessarily because they made the fcuk list.

**Amorphic** · 02-04-2009, 11:34 PM

i'd say 60-70% of my friends are girls. probably because there are more girls in university than guys (at least the one im at).

i dont have a problem with it but sometimes i actually wish there were some cooler guys around this town.

**scottythebody** · 02-04-2009, 11:36 PM

Chris Rock said it best, guys don't have female friends, they just have girls that they haven't gotten around to fvcking yet, and if you do have them it's because you were trying to fvck them and you made a wrong turn somewhere and you got stuck in the friend zone

**legobricks** · 02-04-2009, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by scottythebody

Chris Rock said it best, guys don't have female friends, they just have girls that they haven't gotten around to fvcking yet, and if you do have them it's because you were trying to fvck them and you made a wrong turn somewhere and you got stuck in the friend zone

BWHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!

But the bolded comment CAN be reversed.

**scottythebody** · 02-04-2009, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

BWHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!

But the bolded comment CAN be reversed.

Getting out of the friend zone is one of the toughest moves in the business

**j4ever41** · 02-04-2009, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by scottythebody

Chris Rock said it best, guys don't have female friends, they just have girls that they haven't gotten around to fvcking yet, and if you do have them it's because you were trying to fvck them and you made a wrong turn somewhere and you got stuck in the friend zone

true that

**IronReload04** · 02-05-2009, 12:17 AM

i usually try to avoid them...one of two things will happen

1. she is hot but in a relationship. I start off with good intentions. I end up wanting to bang but it just wont happen.

2. she is not very attractive then sooner or later ends up admitting the crush she has on you. which is fine unless she is in that zone where you would not bang her even if it was gaurenteed no one could ever ever find out. It takes me one glance at a chick to know whether or not chemistry could be there. There are girls that other guys would say is attractive, maybe like a 7 or so that absolutely just turn me off because i have this intrinsic chemistry detector built in me.

**Lightsout2184** · 02-05-2009, 04:55 AM

if im dating someone i just have fat chick friends that have hott friends. this way my girl is happy and when i hang out with them they are always with the hott chicks.if im single then i just befriend the girls i want to bang.

**Matt** · 02-05-2009, 04:59 AM

I have loads of female friends, well when the police arnt moving me on from the local girls school....

**spywizard** · 02-05-2009, 07:57 AM

if you are gay, you can have female friends,

if not, you have potential mating encounters..

it comes down to what you think a friend is

**Dukkit** · 02-05-2009, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by ******

I always try to avoid female "friendships" because it always leads to trouble. I honestly don't think I've ever had one female friend that I haven't had sexual thoughts about. Anyone else believe in my theory or how do you guys handle it?

i have a couple

i just make sure that...

A. They live in another state

B. they are unattractive

C. ive already had sex with them and have moved on to tighter and wetter things.

**Dukkit** · 02-05-2009, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;4414***

i have a couple

i just make sure that...

A. They live in another state

B. they are unattractive

C. ive already had sex with them and have moved on to tighter and wetter things.

and just to state

when i say unattractive.. i dont mean they have to be fat and ugly. they could be very attractive to you. but to me, not so much. so my friends may want to bang them, but i dont.