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    Angry I need a Valentine

    I Hate Valentine's day! Especially when I am single

    Just makes me feel worse when I see others that are happy and in love and I am NOT

    Any HOTT chics willing to volunteer,or at least post some pics for me

    THANKS

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    umm what are you talking about dumb ass...valentines day is nothing but a holiday where you have to buy your women shit. You don't get anything out of it except maybe laid and if you got a gf you can do that without paying for dinner at a restaurant that's crowded, because it's valantines day. I give that stupid halmark holiday the finger and you should to. Lay off the estrogen pills.

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    My first valentine that im glad i dont have to take any bitch out. I am glad, i got this gurls number talked her and purposely didnt make a date on valentine. i think she was disappointed.

    Feels great to not plan, spend, worry about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    umm what are you talking about dumb ass...valentines day is nothing but a holiday where you have to buy your women shit. You don't get anything out of it except maybe laid and if you got a gf you can do that without paying for dinner at a restaurant that's crowded, because it's valantines day. I give that stupid halmark holiday the finger and you should to. Lay off the estrogen pills.
    Damn I knew it must be the pills.....lol

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    i'll be your bitch for a day... now where is my rose's!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    umm what are you talking about dumb ass...valentines day is nothing but a holiday where you have to buy your women shit. You don't get anything out of it except maybe laid and if you got a gf you can do that without paying for dinner at a restaurant that's crowded, because it's valantines day. I give that stupid halmark holiday the finger and you should to. Lay off the estrogen pills.
    My sentiments. It's just great advertising so buiness make money. Fck valentines.

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    Valentines is a wonderful day where 2 people celebrate their love and caring for each other.
    Only guys who have GFs are allowed to celebrate it because they are cool and women like them. If you find yourself complaining, it merely means you are not a ladies man, you will never like the holiday, and you will always spend it masturbating alone while you eat little heart candies crying at the ones that say "shes just not into you".

    Because that is your whole life, they're just not into you.
    For us guys who do celebrate, it usually consists of hours of hot steamy sex, whip cream licking off nipples and vaginas, and than sex followed by a 6 hour blow job till we fall asleep dreaming of how great it is to have a smoking hot gf.

    We understand it is hard for some guys, but we have no pity. We simply cheat on our own gfs to have even more sex with the single girls you're trying to muster the courage to ask out for this day.
    Its not happening, she doesn't like you.

    Just get a 6 pack and some good porn.
    Than fall asleep crying about the fact that every girl you saw (and was attracted to) the weeks prior to valentines are now most likely getting fvcked by guys like me on valentines day. Than we go home and fvck a girl youd cut your left nut off to be with when we don't even really like them.

    God, life is hard.
    could be worse though, I could be the OP.



    (this is actually a reverse psychology motivational post for the OP)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    umm what are you talking about dumb ass...valentines day is nothing but a holiday where you have to buy your women shit. You don't get anything out of it except maybe laid and if you got a gf you can do that without paying for dinner at a restaurant that's crowded, because it's valantines day. I give that stupid halmark holiday the finger and you should to. Lay off the estrogen pills.

    well said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Valentines is a wonderful day where 2 people celebrate their love and caring for each other.
    Only guys who have GFs are allowed to celebrate it because they are cool and women like them. If you find yourself complaining, it merely means you are not a ladies man, you will never like the holiday, and you will always spend it masturbating alone while you eat little heart candies crying at the ones that say "shes just not into you".

    Because that is your whole life, they're just not into you.
    For us guys who do celebrate, it usually consists of hours of hot steamy sex, whip cream licking off nipples and vaginas, and than sex followed by a 6 hour blow job till we fall asleep dreaming of how great it is to have a smoking hot gf.

    We understand it is hard for some guys, but we have no pity. We simply cheat on our own gfs to have even more sex with the single girls you're trying to muster the courage to ask out for this day.
    Its not happening, she doesn't like you.

    Just get a 6 pack and some good porn.
    Than fall asleep crying about the fact that every girl you saw (and was attracted to) the weeks prior to valentines are now most likely getting fvcked by guys like me on valentines day. Than we go home and fvck a girl youd cut your left nut off to be with when we don't even really like them.

    God, life is hard.
    could be worse though, I could be the OP.

    (this is actually a reverse psychology motivational post for the OP)
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

    I agree 100%. that was hilarious.

    valentine's day is my favorite day of the year. you can do ANYTHING to your woman, and she'll still see it as romantic

    Maybe a little ATM (ass to mouth) tonight...

    LOL. kiddingg

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    I don't have one either...although I still got a dozen roses and a card in advance..lol

    I'm not going to stress about it, life goes on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seriousmass View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

    I agree 100%. that was hilarious.

    valentine's day is my favorite day of the year. you can do ANYTHING to your woman, and she'll still see it as romantic

    Maybe a little ATM (ass to mouth) tonight...

    LOL. kiddingg
    Theres nothing better than her tongue up your ass lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Valentines is a wonderful day where 2 people celebrate their love and caring for each other.
    Only guys who have GFs are allowed to celebrate it because they are cool and women like them. If you find yourself complaining, it merely means you are not a ladies man, you will never like the holiday, and you will always spend it masturbating alone while you eat little heart candies crying at the ones that say "shes just not into you".

    Because that is your whole life, they're just not into you.
    For us guys who do celebrate, it usually consists of hours of hot steamy sex, whip cream licking off nipples and vaginas, and than sex followed by a 6 hour blow job till we fall asleep dreaming of how great it is to have a smoking hot gf.

    We understand it is hard for some guys, but we have no pity. We simply cheat on our own gfs to have even more sex with the single girls you're trying to muster the courage to ask out for this day.
    Its not happening, she doesn't like you.

    Just get a 6 pack and some good porn.
    Than fall asleep crying about the fact that every girl you saw (and was attracted to) the weeks prior to valentines are now most likely getting fvcked by guys like me on valentines day. Than we go home and fvck a girl youd cut your left nut off to be with when we don't even really like them.

    God, life is hard.
    could be worse though, I could be the OP.



    (this is actually a reverse psychology motivational post for the OP)
    Gee Thanks.....(this is reverse psychology too)....lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I don't have one either...although I still got a dozen roses and a card in advance..lol

    I'm not going to stress about it, life goes on.
    No need to brag there sweet-heart.


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    Theres nothing better than her tongue up your ass lol
    lol. disgusting.

    I don't know how you would EVER kiss her again.
    Last edited by seriousmass; 02-09-2009 at 03:26 PM.

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    I pre-buy gifts in anticipation of vday...incase the day comes and I'm broke. I just whip out the gift I bought last year. That's exactly what I'm going to do this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nooomoto View Post
    I pre-buy gifts in anticipation of vday...incase the day comes and I'm broke. I just whip out the gift I bought last year. That's exactly what I'm going to do this year
    Have a spare you can send my way?

    Last gift I bought a girl was a $400 little flat screen for her room. Mounted and installed it for her while she was at work.

    She cheated on me 2 days later, wtf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Have a spare you can send my way?

    Last gift I bought a girl was a $400 little flat screen for her room. Mounted and installed it for her while she was at work.

    She cheated on me 2 days later, wtf.
    OMG, no way, what a biotch! I don't understand why people cheat. I'll never get it. usually I'm forgotten on days like christmas, V-Day and my Birthday, I don't normally get gifts. But i would much rather have someone to do nice things for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Have a spare you can send my way?

    Last gift I bought a girl was a $400 little flat screen for her room. Mounted and installed it for her while she was at work.

    She cheated on me 2 days later, wtf.
    Yeah sorry about that lol, didnt know she was with you at the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    OMG, no way, what a biotch! I don't understand why people cheat. I'll never get it. usually I'm forgotten on days like christmas, V-Day and my Birthday, I don't normally get gifts. But i would much rather have someone to do nice things for.
    Right on lady. I thought the real treat to her, was running cable from the living room, into her room, hiding the box behind where the tv was mounted (I own a construction company so I'm competent in the area).

    The wall mounting bracket was another 80 bucks and I probably spent 50 on the hardware to install it.

    I had it all setup, the TV programed and turned on so when she came home the remote was on her night stand, TV was on her favorite channel already.

    And did not get the TV because I wanted to buy it, but because she was watching VHS tapes on a 13" TV in her room all the time. It was something she NEEDED.

    I had to be sneeky too and plan it all while she was at work. Had to steal a key from the landlord and everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Have a spare you can send my way?

    Last gift I bought a girl was a $400 little flat screen for her room. Mounted and installed it for her while she was at work.

    She cheated on me 2 days later, wtf.
    sorry couldnt help laugh out in class. If its any constellation, i got in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    sorry couldnt help laugh out in class. If its any constellation, i got in trouble.
    Hey I'd laugh too! I hated it at the time, but I just wtf about it now, lol. Does not bother me.

    This is "Frank the Bunny" by the way. The one who confessed her head over heals love for me last weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Yeah sorry about that lol, didnt know she was with you at the time
    Jokes on you sucker! I have HPV!

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    V-day = ripp off. Plus we have sant jordi here. I celebrate it cos i like getting books and cheap ass g/f only buy me book in sant jordi in exchange for their fvkking rose.
    They dont want a typical rose, nooo "i want a black rose".
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George#Spain

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Hey I'd laugh too! I hated it at the time, but I just wtf about it now, lol. Does not bother me.

    This is "Frank the Bunny" by the way. The one who confessed her head over heals love for me last weekend.
    Bitches are stupid to think they can be in love with u after she goes and sucks another dick off..

    omg sorry i tripped and landed on his dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Jokes on you sucker! I have HPV!
    Do u tell the girls u haveit. Coz i know ur not joking about it. Some indian chick gave it to right/

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Right on lady. I thought the real treat to her, was running cable from the living room, into her room, hiding the box behind where the tv was mounted (I own a construction company so I'm competent in the area).

    The wall mounting bracket was another 80 bucks and I probably spent 50 on the hardware to install it.

    I had it all setup, the TV programed and turned on so when she came home the remote was on her night stand, TV was on her favorite channel already.

    And did not get the TV because I wanted to buy it, but because she was watching VHS tapes on a 13" TV in her room all the time. It was something she NEEDED.

    I had to be sneeky too and plan it all while she was at work. Had to steal a key from the landlord and everything.
    That was really sweet and thoughtful. I usually have to send a picture of something I want, otherwise the guy just gives me some money and tells me to buy it myself...which I don't think has any thought invested in it at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    Bitches are stupid to think they can be in love with u after she goes and sucks another dick off..

    omg sorry i tripped and landed on his dick
    Ya, just natural to want what's gone I think.

    The sooner they realize it, the sooner they can move on and be happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    That was really sweet and thoughtful. I usually have to send a picture of something I want, otherwise the guy just gives me some money and tells me to buy it myself...which I don't think has any thought invested in it at all.
    I once gave a girl 500 bucks cash for her birthday. She got mad ?????wtf i would love cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    Do u tell the girls u haveit. Coz i know ur not joking about it. Some indian chick gave it to right/
    Nope, 1 in 3 have it so chances are they already have it anyway.

    How many dates you think I'm going to get my introducing myself and saying "and I have HPV"

    If the indian girl did not give it to me, one of the others would have!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Nope, 1 in 3 have it so chances are they already have it anyway.

    How many dates you think I'm going to get my introducing myself and saying "and I have HPV"

    If the indian girl did not give it to me, one of the others would have!
    one in three huh??
    whats the symptoms?

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    so ur saying any guy who does more than three women will catch it too ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    one in three huh??
    whats the symptoms?
    A lot of guys never show any symptoms, girls either.

    I was with a girl for 6 years and all her paps came back clean, I was railing her a few times a day for a long time too.

    You can carry forever and never show signs.

    It's just warts on your wang. I had 2 or 3 show up when I was 24. My doctor told me it was from "sleeping with multiple partners" lol. I had been with 3 girls at the time. My ex, the Indian girl (who is now my sister in law? wtf) and my current GF.

    Doc hit me with some spray. Never had another problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    so ur saying any guy who does more than three women will catch it too ?
    If you count it by odds.

    1 in 3 sexually active adults carry it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    so far the ONLY pic I got on here, does she come with a phone number??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    I once gave a girl 500 bucks cash for her birthday. She got mad ?????wtf i would love cash
    it's not very thoughtful, some cash is always nice, but perhaps a card and some flowers would have been nice to show that you actually thought about it

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    ^^^ hahaha. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    it's not very thoughtful, some cash is always nice, but perhaps a card and some flowers would have been nice to show that you actually thought about it
    do you feel a woman should also buy her man gifts for V-day or is it just one sided? Just curious. I am a very romantic guy and usually go all out for my girl. Not used to a girl doing the same for me though

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