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    "OOOOoooo girl look at michelle chillen in da back.. snap girl where dat girl get her hair done at?? Shooot I finna get my hair dune dere too if dey done charge a good price.. oohh and dat obama he so fineeee !! Ill let him ride mah chocolate anyday giiirrrllll.." ~ Bumbaquisha, specator during Obama official Drive-By.

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    Memo - To All Employees

    As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our new President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, I figure that our clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%, but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.

    This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I'm giving it to them.

    Sincerely, The Boss

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    republicans still aren't over it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    republicans still aren't over it?
    no I am not T Own

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KO...-the-election/

    VERY interesting... be sure to watch the video in its entirety... a true eye-opener galvanizing the profound influence the extremist left-wing media has on the US public..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerfaust80 View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KO...-the-election/

    VERY interesting... be sure to watch the video in its entirety... a true eye-opener galvanizing the profound influence the extremist left-wing media has on the US public..
    Oh come on, you could easily do the same shit with braindead hardcore republican voters...

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    republicans still aren't over it?
    Oh we are over it my friend... way over it...unfortunately the future is looking quite bleak under the current administration, a matter of which even now his beloved left-wing media is using as a point to turn against him on..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Oh come on, you could easily do the same shit with braindead hardcore republican voters...
    That's not the point, and we arent talking about "brain dead republican voters" here, however.. The point is that the liberal media has such a profound impact on peoples thinking and influences their way of voting, almost ENTIRELY...

    Wether dem or rep we ALL have vote while INFORMED and not under the influence of either right or left wing propaganda. (in this case voters were voting primarily based upon information supplied by Saturday Night Live, Colbert Report, and Bill Maher!! all left-wing based telecasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    republicans still aren't over it?

    why should we be??? I want him to Fail, after all.. the liberal dems wanted us to fail in IRAQ and we didn't..

    And I've seen my investments drop by 60% now.. and my home value drop $210k this year..

    every time he opens his mouth, or signs a document giving more money away we lose a couple billion dollars in the stock market..

    but hey.. buy guns gold and spam...

    this is a joke thread.. not a political thread..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    why should we be??? I want him to Fail, after all.. the liberal dems wanted us to fail in IRAQ and we didn't..

    And I've seen my investments drop by 60% now.. and my home value drop $210k this year..

    every time he opens his mouth, or signs a document giving more money away we lose a couple billion dollars in the stock market..

    but hey.. buy guns gold and spam...

    this is a joke thread.. not a political thread..

    spot on brother, not to mention the Dow volume down to its LOWEST POINT since 1997!!! God help us when it nears 5k

    Being the optimist that I am, and giving him benefit of the doubt, is has only been since January so lets all hope and pray he'll begin to turn things around in one way or another, however it dosent look promising. I hate to be pessimistic given the wretched stimulus package, massive bailouts continuing, and poor judgment in appointees, the future is looking indeed bleak...

    ...and like spy says, buy ur guns now because 2nd amendenment wont be around for much longer.
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    i don't see how you can blame it all on him... if anyone (this is coming from my mom, a republican) blame clinton. but bush never did anything to fix it either in the 8 years he was in office. obama has been in office for 6 weeks and its all his fault? i don't really see the logic here, because if he won 60% of the votes, not everyone will run to the hills as soon as he starts trying new things.

    also, if he retracts a good amount of the troops, he can release a stimulus package twice a year and it will cost the same as the war does now

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    Wasnt Obama the guy that stared in the film Trading Places?? He is so funny lol..

    Get the fuvk out of here... Haha he makes me laugh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    why should we be??? I want him to Fail, after all.. the liberal dems wanted us to fail in IRAQ and we didn't..

    And I've seen my investments drop by 60% now.. and my home value drop $210k this year..

    every time he opens his mouth, or signs a document giving more money away we lose a couple billion dollars in the stock market..

    but hey.. buy guns gold and spam...

    this is a joke thread.. not a political thread..
    The housing mess started roughly 2 years ago but has been decades iin the making so Obama is not to blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcx View Post
    Memo - To All Employees

    As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our new President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, I figure that our clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%, but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.

    This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I'm giving it to them.

    Sincerely, The Boss
    OMG!!! THAT, MY FRIEND, IS AWESOME!!!! Dumb fux are gettin what they asked for!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcx View Post
    Memo - To All Employees

    As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our new President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, I figure that our clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%, but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.

    This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I'm giving it to them.

    Sincerely, The Boss
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by legobricks View Post
    Im moving to Canada
    He has messed things up here also, stock market crash and oil prices, Its bad all over.

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    It's so irrational to blame Obama for what occuring right now. He's been in office for about 2 months now when this problem is decades in the making. More moronic democrat bashing, absolutely no education on the matter.

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    reallY??? want to bet?? being informed about the executive orders he's already signed that are continuing us down the path to socialism... changing the path and attempting to change the values that make this country is an issue or will be for many..
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    Whats the solid link between socialism and the current economies condition??

    Closing of Guantanamo is hardly socialism...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    The housing mess started roughly 2 years ago but has been decades iin the making so Obama is not to blame.
    your right carter and clinton are to blame for the housing mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingweb50 View Post
    your right carter and clinton are to blame for the housing mess.
    If not one democrat blame another one, good move. Perfect example of what I was referring to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    It's so irrational to blame Obama for what occuring right now. He's been in office for about 2 months now when this problem is decades in the making. More moronic democrat bashing, absolutely no education on the matter.
    Its funny you should say its irrational to blame Obama for whats occuring now.. I remember quite clearly all the liberal media and left-wing loons blaming Bush for every little thing during his tenure in office.

    And yes, you can blame obama, he is indeed the prime factor in pushing thru theses horrendous, hyper-inflation causing "stimulus" packages for TRILLIONS of dollars.

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    Obamas tax program is defintely 100% without a doubt socialist doctrine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Whats the solid link between socialism and the current economies condition??

    Closing of Guantanamo is hardly socialism...
    Redistribution of wealth via Gov direction..
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    again.. this is not a political thread, nor will it become that..... we don't allow that here, however the check in tongue comedy towards politicians.. we like that..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerfaust80 View Post
    Its funny you should say its irrational to blame Obama for whats occuring now.. I remember quite clearly all the liberal media and left-wing loons blaming Bush for every little thing during his tenure in office.

    And yes, you can blame obama, he is indeed the prime factor in pushing thru theses horrendous, hyper-inflation causing "stimulus" packages for TRILLIONS of dollars.
    BAM spot on right there......bottom line...we're ****ed, i'm beginning to see what 2012 has in store.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    BAM spot on right there......bottom line...we're ****ed, i'm beginning to see what 2012 has in store.....
    UH HUH!!!..... BOOM!!!Shaka-Laka, Shaka-laka...

    In yo FIZZLES damn DEMZZELS...

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