It was harder to buy condoms

**ampx** · 02-03-2009, 06:22 PM

So I walk into wal-mart go up to the pharmacy, told the lady I need to order some syringes. She said what size, told her and she was like $13.56- I have a box. I paid, walked out and that was it. Never asked why I needed them or even gave me a funny look. It feels funnier buying condoms.

**lord henry** · 02-03-2009, 06:26 PM

this is a questions and answers forum man .......

**alex18** · 02-03-2009, 06:35 PM

yeah this kinda stuff should be posted in the lounge

**Matt** · 02-03-2009, 06:35 PM

Have i come to the wrong forum

**Brown Ninja** · 02-03-2009, 06:37 PM

What's a syringe?

**ampx** · 02-03-2009, 06:38 PM

i got it after the first one sorry, make sure i put it esle where next time

**Ashop** · 02-03-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by ampx

So I walk into wal-mart go up to the pharmacy, told the lady I need to order some syringes. She said what size, told her and she was like $13.56- I have a box. I paid, walked out and that was it. Never asked why I needed them or even gave me a funny look. It feels funnier buying condoms.

Yep,,,simple as buying groceries most times.

***RAGE*** · 02-03-2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

What's a syringe?

your killing me tonight

**BritishColumbian** · 02-03-2009, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

What's a syringe?

It must be a type of condom? not sure?

**StoneGRMI** · 02-03-2009, 08:55 PM

How did I stumble onto the Nickelodeon forum?

**T_Own** · 02-03-2009, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

What's a syringe?

whats a condom?

**ampx** · 02-03-2009, 09:10 PM

After three kids at 22yo, I had ask someone.

**Lightsout2184** · 02-03-2009, 09:16 PM

so the lounge is now the question and answer forum i must be in the twilight zone

**Coop77** · 02-03-2009, 09:38 PM

How easy it is depends on what state you live in. In CA you can't buy a syringe without a prescription.

**DSM4Life** · 02-03-2009, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

What's a syringe?

Whats a pharmacy ?

**Brown Ninja** · 02-04-2009, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by T_Own

whats a condom?

Ha ha you idiot. It's one of those things you jerk off in so you don't ruin all your socks

**Brown Ninja** · 02-04-2009, 12:40 AM

right guys????

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

right guys????

i thought it was the technical term for a water bomb?

**jimmyinkedup** · 02-04-2009, 07:34 AM

yeah doesnt work that way in the state where i live (pa).....

***D7M*** · 02-04-2009, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup

yeah doesnt work that way in the state where i live (pa).....

Second that

I'm originally from pa, too.

It'd be hilarious to see the what the pharmacist said if I walked into a wal-mart and asked for pins.

**calgarian** · 02-04-2009, 08:46 AM

what the hell is the walmart?and why mr.Pharmacy is in it......?

**Matt** · 02-04-2009, 09:06 AM

Ive had to put condoms on my tongue when ive gone down on some smelly bitches..

**calgarian** · 02-04-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Ive had to put condoms on my tongue when ive gone down on some smelly bitches..

what u did with ur nose?

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Ive had to put condoms on my tongue when ive gone down on some smelly bitches..

oh god!

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

what u did with ur nose?

he stuck his tongue inside and used his nose to rub her clit

**Matt** · 02-04-2009, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

what u did with ur nose?

I used tampons...

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 09:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d87nDX2t8

**Matt** · 02-04-2009, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by alex18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d87nDX2t8

Lol lmao, dont let Buffed guy see it...

**DSM4Life** · 02-04-2009, 10:25 AM

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 11:22 AM

dont be a fool wrap your tool!

**Matt** · 02-04-2009, 11:25 AM

Dont be silly wrap up your willy..

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 11:27 AM

wrap it up before you slap it up!

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 11:28 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkCeIqEXzM

***RAGE*** · 02-04-2009, 11:31 AM

this is some funny sh** keep it going......

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 11:33 AM

here we go....

Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your b*ner.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection, is to protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
A crank with armor, will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
Package your meat for a real neat treat
Holster your gun then shootings more fun
Canvas that trailer before you nail her
Net that grass hopper before you pop her
Sock that wanger before you bang her
Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
Trim your hardwood then do her real good
Garnish your oak then give her a poke
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
Pouch your associate then go fornicate
Smother your affiliate before you ejac*late
Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates

***RAGE*** · 02-04-2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by alex18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d87nDX2t8

dude you owe me for one computer....i fu**ing dropped my laptop i was laughing so hard.....

**Matt** · 02-04-2009, 11:37 AM

Why cant i put a link up ,this is shit..

**alex18** · 02-04-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

dude you owe me for one computer....i fu**ing dropped my laptop i was laughing so hard.....

hahha sorry dude!

***D7M*** · 02-04-2009, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by alex18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d87nDX2t8

ooh, buffedguy is gonna love this...

**Deltasaurus** · 02-04-2009, 12:13 PM

now that were on Condoms discussion, The regular condoms dont fit but i doubt i need Magnums is there some other kind to use thats bigger then the regs??? my buddy suggested Durex Ultra Thin