Butchering the English language...Slang words that drive me nuts!!!!

**daem** · 03-09-2009, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

clem or trem or decca...

Oh totally...And "dballz" or one idiot that said "Suse"

That drives me bonkers around here, knowwhutimsayin?

**luxifer93** · 03-09-2009, 01:03 AM

Why you be trippin up in here yo?

I just hate when people talk period.

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-09-2009, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

Why you be trippin up in here yo?

I just hate when people talk period.

how many times have you heard someone say 'why you be trippin up in here yo'? never?

**luxifer93** · 03-09-2009, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

how many times have you heard someone say 'why you be trippin up in here yo'? never?

I was saying it, lol, if I heard that I'd have to pee on whoever said it, especially since I live in OC, and nobody should even talk like that here, they do though, sad.

**skeldno** · 03-09-2009, 02:12 AM

Safe man!!!

I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**DSM4Life** · 03-09-2009, 05:18 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

"Holla"

People who say that make me wanna smack 'em.

I say this a lot.

**DSM4Life** · 03-09-2009, 05:19 AM

Why you guys all up in my grill for my speech ?

**Phate** · 03-09-2009, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Why you guys all up in my grill for my speech ?

you only wish we were up in your grill

**Dizz28** · 03-09-2009, 05:22 AM

what does wipe me down mean anyway...

**novastepp** · 03-09-2009, 06:02 AM

"thats mines"

yours? or should i head for cover?

**Dukkit** · 03-09-2009, 06:50 AM

hella
-thats hella awesome bro

sheet
-aww sheet, dukkit be trippin

boy boy
- yo whats poppin boy boy?

poppin
- yo whats poppin boy boy?

word
-word to yo mutha

mutha
- word to yo mutha (its mother!! and dont talk about my mother that way!!)

boul
-what up boul (means boy, or bro. like what up bro)

hah-
- yo hah, we goin out tonight? or - what up hah? (used to live with a blood gang member and he would say it all the time)

theres more... thats off the top of my head

**Matt** · 03-09-2009, 07:31 AM

Your all American, so only i can decide what is English and what isnt, anyone who says the word "mate" should be shot...

**calgarian** · 03-09-2009, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Your all American, so only i can decide what is English and what isnt, anyone who says the word "mate" should be shot...

yo what up Mate......
gimme a holla when u have a dolla

**Flagg** · 03-09-2009, 10:09 AM

Are you serious about "mate"??

That's a term that's been used for YEARS, since the late 19th century at least.

**Matt** · 03-09-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Flagg

Are you serious about "mate"??

That's a term that's been used for YEARS, since the late 19th century at least.

I really dont like it, it sounds so common. Its very strange but when i hear someone say it, its not to bad but when i see it used in a post i just cringe..

**wantmoremass** · 03-09-2009, 11:42 AM

for me it's 'like'. it seems to have completely invaded the language, at least where i live. i almost wish i was oblivious to it because then i wouldn't judge people who use it all the time.

i'm sure there are other office jockeys here, and for me, worse than slang language sometimes is business speak. e.g. 'Let's touch base about that offline so we can figure out how to get our ducks in a row and be aligned on how to capture the low-hanging fruit going forward' - insert barf noise here.
Maybe it's from too many years of powerpoint and working with climbing ass-kissers, but this kind of jargon now drives me crazy.

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-09-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by luxifer93

I was saying it, lol, if I heard that I'd have to pee on whoever said it, especially since I live in OC, and nobody should even talk like that here, they do though, sad.

all 'yay area' talk is ****ing bullshit. dadadamean? hella foshizzle hyphy go stupid. god i wanna kill all of oakland.

**MMArmour** · 03-09-2009, 12:02 PM

this thread is ridiculous. What a waste of time.

**scerpico22** · 03-09-2009, 12:04 PM

"guy"

c'mon guy, why you trippin?

because im about to trip over my own two feet on my way to smack the fack out of you if you use the word "guy" like that again...you damn fool!

**Dizz28** · 03-09-2009, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

what does wipe me down mean anyway...

Anybody?

**BritishColumbian** · 03-09-2009, 03:22 PM

I was grocery shopping the other day and I over heard these white kids talking, they looked about 18 or 19, anyway the one kid turns to the other and says,"hey, lets get this kind of soup, this soup is GANGSTER."
I laughed out loud, those baggy pants wearing idiots. fvck'em

**BuffedGuy** · 03-09-2009, 03:57 PM

When a bunch of us non-Arabs learn classical Arabic in order to fully understand the Quran, the Arabs make fun of us because we talk in it to them. It's like today some Japanese guy learning Shakespearan English and then talking like that in public, i.e. thy, thine, thou, etc.

***D7M*** · 03-09-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by BuffedGuy

When a bunch of us non-Arabs learn classical Arabic in order to fully understand the Quran, the Arabs make fun of us because we talk in it to them. It's like today some Japanese guy learning Shakespearan English and then talking like that in public, i.e. thy, thine, thou, etc.

I drove by a mosque the other day, and some guy was reciting the Quran (I assume) in Arabic....had a mic, speakers and everything, people all gathered around him....

***D7M*** · 03-09-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

what does wipe me down mean anyway...

The urban dictionary (online version) lists four definitions:

1. I am clean and on all the time. Fresh. Fly. Tight
"Wipe Me Down because I am on."

2. To give a guy a h-job by licking your hands and "wiping" him down
"I asked my girl to wipe me down last night and it was messy."

3. When a boy rubs skeet skeet all over your CAKEEE. It is hot as hell!
"Last weekend, me, alex and nicole, told kory to wipe me down, and then he ate my cake"

4. To suck a man or boys dik
"That hoe I was wit last night wipe me down gud."

**Matt** · 03-09-2009, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by BuffedGuy

When a bunch of us non-Arabs learn classical Arabic in order to fully understand the Quran, the Arabs make fun of us because we talk in it to them. It's like today some Japanese guy learning Shakespearan English and then talking like that in public, i.e. thy, thine, thou, etc.

Thats how i speak all the time...

**BuffedGuy** · 03-09-2009, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by derek7m

I drove by a mosque the other day, and some guy was reciting the Quran (I assume) in Arabic....had a mic, speakers and everything, people all gathered around him....

Make the story more exciting please.

How's this:

I drove by a mosque the other day, and some guy was reciting the Quran (I assume) in Arabic....had a mic, speakers and everything, people all gathered around him....AND THEN A BEAR CAME OUT OF THE WOODS AND ATE THEM ALL

Now THAT is a more interesting story.

***D7M*** · 03-09-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by BuffedGuy

Make the story more exciting please.

How's this:

I drove by a mosque the other day, and some guy was reciting the Quran (I assume) in Arabic....had a mic, speakers and everything, people all gathered around him....AND THEN A BEAR CAME OUT OF THE WOODS AND ATE THEM ALL

Now THAT is a more interesting story.

damn, thought you would've appreciated that story...

But,

I, too, was saddened that bears did not run out and eat them!

**BuffedGuy** · 03-09-2009, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by derek7m

damn, thought you would've appreciated that story...

But,

I, too, was saddened that bears did not run out and eat them!

hahaha

***D7M*** · 03-09-2009, 04:35 PM

**rockinred** · 03-09-2009, 06:32 PM

Yall

need to lay off the tren ... if anything all these sayings just crack me up.

Diversity is the key... we can't all be the same.

**Hoggage_54** · 03-09-2009, 06:36 PM

**BuffedGuy** · 03-09-2009, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by derek7m

lollllllllllllllllllll

That's awesome!

***D7M*** · 03-09-2009, 07:26 PM

**Brown Ninja** · 03-09-2009, 07:52 PM

Tizight

**Bojangles69** · 03-09-2009, 09:16 PM

One thing I have noticed is a lot of the slang in this thread is actually white ebonics.

One thing I noticed in prison was a lot of people who attempted slang and sucked were people who were trying to sound like someone from a bad area.
People from Newark, Camden, and Patterson actually sounded original and funny because they had a habit of making up new slang on the fly which was sometimes funny, just hearing new words.
Than people from Lakewood, Colts Neck (well all the safe suburban towns for anyone not from NJ) usually sounded like complete idiots.

Its the same way certain people will try to fake an accent and sound retarded, than you meet a person of that nationality and it sound original and different.
Point being, how boring would life be w/out slang, or ebonics, or accents, or different ways of talking.
If your annoyed by slang thats normal, because its just not how you talk (or me).

But if you hold hate for people who speak like that, your most likely just ignorant and a tad egocentric... ya feel me?

**Phate** · 03-09-2009, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

One thing I have noticed is a lot of the slang in this thread is actually white ebonics.

One thing I noticed in prison was a lot of people who attempted slang and sucked were people who were trying to sound like someone from a bad area.
People from Newark, Camden, and Patterson actually sounded original and funny because they had a habit of making up new slang on the fly which was sometimes funny, just hearing new words.
Than people from Lakewood, Colts Neck (well all the safe suburban towns for anyone not from NJ) usually sounded like complete idiots.

Its the same way certain people will try to fake an accent and sound retarded, than you meet a person of that nationality and it sound original and different.
Point being, how boring would life be w/out slang, or ebonics, or accents, or different ways of talking.
If your annoyed by slang thats normal, because its just not how you talk (or me).

But if you hold hate for people who speak like that, your most likely just ignorant and a tad egocentric... ya feel me?

hellz ya dawg

**IM708** · 03-09-2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

That shit's hilarious man.

**MuscleScience** · 03-09-2009, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

One thing I have noticed is a lot of the slang in this thread is actually white ebonics.

One thing I noticed in prison was a lot of people who attempted slang and sucked were people who were trying to sound like someone from a bad area.
People from Newark, Camden, and Patterson actually sounded original and funny because they had a habit of making up new slang on the fly which was sometimes funny, just hearing new words.
Than people from Lakewood, Colts Neck (well all the safe suburban towns for anyone not from NJ) usually sounded like complete idiots.

Its the same way certain people will try to fake an accent and sound retarded, than you meet a person of that nationality and it sound original and different.
Point being, how boring would life be w/out slang, or ebonics, or accents, or different ways of talking.
If your annoyed by slang thats normal, because its just not how you talk (or me).

But if you hold hate for people who speak like that, your most likely just ignorant and a tad egocentric... ya feel me?

That kind of reminds me of every white guy I have ever meet from Detroit.

**thegodfather** · 03-10-2009, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

One thing I have noticed is a lot of the slang in this thread is actually white ebonics.

One thing I noticed in prison was a lot of people who attempted slang and sucked were people who were trying to sound like someone from a bad area.
People from Newark, Camden, and Patterson actually sounded original and funny because they had a habit of making up new slang on the fly which was sometimes funny, just hearing new words.
Than people from Lakewood, Colts Neck (well all the safe suburban towns for anyone not from NJ) usually sounded like complete idiots.

Its the same way certain people will try to fake an accent and sound retarded, than you meet a person of that nationality and it sound original and different.
Point being, how boring would life be w/out slang, or ebonics, or accents, or different ways of talking.
If your annoyed by slang thats normal, because its just not how you talk (or me).

But if you hold hate for people who speak like that, your most likely just ignorant and a tad egocentric... ya feel me?

I wouldn't say hate for people who talk like that. However, I would say people who speak like that in regular interactions and not just amongst their own circle of friends lack manners and intelligence. I would never address a police officer, professor, store clerk, etc, etc ,etc.., in the same way I might address one of my friends.

Unfortunately there are people who speak to others with their slang ebonics crap in professional/formal settings and it pisses me off. For instance when I was giving a presentation and was asked "Is you storyin..," that displays a complete lack of respect for what I was doing as well as a lack of intelligence(ignornace). Additionally, what person in any professional capacity have you ever heard speaking any of this slang garbage? None, you would be hard pressed to find a doctor, lawyer, police officer, politician, etc speaking this crap anywhere in public.

Adding to the list:

Get outa my heezy (Wtf is a heezy)

You whilin out yo (I assume this is an attempt to make the word wild into a verb)

Wif (instead of with)

You're "trippin" (Did I just fall? Dont think so...)

Hatin...Hater.. (I guess I'll go drink some Hatorade...)

Frontin (Again, turning a noun into a verb)