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    Is my Deca real ?

    Got them from a gym buddy ? First week i gained 10lbs but i just want to make sure their real:


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    Hi. What's your diet like? McDonalds are Taco bell? Is it in check with pizza as well? Also how many decas can you eat at once? Dont mix the pink and purple. The blue ones are REAL but the grape are fake! Jeez you got scammed! Better start PCT 50 mg of acetominophen and 5 sips of tylenol pm every night. YAY.....sry....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolios View Post
    Hi. What's your diet like? McDonalds are Taco bell? Is it in check with pizza as well? Also how many decas can you eat at once? Dont mix the pink and purple. The blue ones are REAL but the grape are fake! Jeez you got scammed! Better start PCT 50 mg of acetominophen and 5 sips of tylenol pm every night. YAY.....sry....lol
    maybe add some valium into pct, you know they say sleep helps you grow, so why not self induce the growing?

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    My diet is mostly tacos but i dont add hot sauce. I dont feel like doing a PCT so im not. I have heard the purples are for more advanced BBuilders so im going to try them right before i bench press and see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    maybe add some valium into pct, you know they say sleep helps you grow, so why not self induce the growing?
    Cyanide take a nice long nap and youll get huge lol

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    Does anyone remember the guy that put up fake body building pictures of him and his "brother in law" and said he ate chicken chow mein,chex cereal and kfc before competitions because it was "choc full of protein" im gonna find the thread and bump it...surely a classic lol

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    ^^ lol i'd check the hall of shame for that one

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    dbols?

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    Oh yeah, I forgot the chicken chow mein. Silly me.
    hahahahahaha that was amazing and the guy took it so seriously.

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    You didn't post your stats and goals, I can't give you information with out that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    You didn't post your stats and goals, I can't give you information with out that!
    i been working out hard for a month. i know it sounds like a short period of time but i feel like i know everything.
    my bf is 25% but looks 18% in the right light
    5'6 @ 120lbs

    My goal is a heavy gain /loss / cut cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolios View Post
    Does anyone remember the guy that put up fake body building pictures of him and his "brother in law" and said he ate chicken chow mein,chex cereal and kfc before competitions because it was "choc full of protein" im gonna find the thread and bump it...surely a classic lol
    You mean it don't work?

    *puts down bucket of chicken*

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i been working out hard for a month. i know it sounds like a short period of time but i feel like i know everything.
    my bf is 25% but looks 18% in the right light
    5'6 @ 120lbs

    My goal is a heavy gain /loss / cut cycle.
    Ok I know sourcez arent allowed 2 be on da forumz but u kan lyke go to byesteroidz . kom and get dat! kut cycle and bulkz at da same tyme!! grapez and cherry !!

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    Thank DSM I need that one today

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i been working out hard for a month. i know it sounds like a short period of time but i feel like i know everything.
    my bf is 25% but looks 18% in the right light
    5'6 @ 120lbs

    My goal is a heavy gain /loss / cut cycle.
    Welcome to the board, you'll fit in with 95% perfect!

    Just be careful, deca will cause tons of roid raging. But you'll be able to beat up anyone NOT on steroids !

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    My shirts already feel tighter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    My shirts already feel tighter.
    You'll grow out of them.

    You might start to feel your nipples getting sore too.

    Just take some asprin though, the pain goes away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    You'll grow out of them.

    You might start to feel your nipples getting sore too.

    Just take some asprin though, the pain goes away.
    Im worried im going to get to big. Anything i can do to help ?

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    You need to edit your picture, I can tell who makes those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im worried im going to get to big. Anything i can do to help ?
    do *not* do cardio, whatever you do.

    at your bf, all you need to do is drink some winny, and watch the fat melt away

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    You do know those tabs have to be inserted through ones penis to feel the full benifits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    You do know those tabs have to be inserted through ones penis to feel the full benifits...
    I though all medication had to be taken that way....

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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    do *not* do cardio, whatever you do.

    at your bf, all you need to do is drink some winny, and watch the fat melt away
    im writing this down so i dont forget

    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    You do know those tabs have to be inserted through ones penis to feel the full benifits...
    Ill try that

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    You need to edit your picture, I can tell who makes those.


    better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I though all medication had to be taken that way....
    No tren has to be injected in the poo hole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post



    better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    No tren has to be injected in the poo hole...
    really? i was shooting those pellets directly into my heart. i think i'm building up some scar tissue in the area though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolios View Post
    Hi. What's your diet like? McDonalds are Taco bell? Is it in check with pizza as well? Also how many decas can you eat at once? Dont mix the pink and purple. The blue ones are REAL but the grape are fake! Jeez you got scammed! Better start PCT 50 mg of acetominophen and 5 sips of tylenol pm every night. YAY.....sry....lol
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    dude u make me break out in laugh!!!!!
    nice thread yall
    I will keep on checking this thread; it is humorous
    lolol
    Last edited by J431S; 03-15-2009 at 08:34 PM.

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    hahahaa awesome job DSM! I loved it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Own View Post
    really? i was shooting those pellets directly into my heart. i think i'm building up some scar tissue in the area though...
    WTF? OUch! And BTW that Deca looks exactly like the stuff I got in the mail. I got a better deal because I bought the full 5 gallon bucket, It turned my urine purple.

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    You're supposed to smash them up and snort them while drinking vodka

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    im writing this down so i dont forget



    Ill try that





    better?
    LMFAO Thats great

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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    You're supposed to smash them up and snort them while drinking vodka
    Can i use root beer vodka ?


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    Only if you add a scoop of ice cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    Only if you add a scoop of ice cream
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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    IMHO, you should really add a juicebox - 8oz/ED to your PCT program

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