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04-04-2009, 11:19 AM #201
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04-04-2009, 11:20 AM #202
I hate watching people at the gym with terrible form knowing that they could hurt themselves, but not wanting to look like a dick telling them that what they are doing is stupid and to stop it......
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04-04-2009, 11:22 AM #203
I hate it that hot girls cant workout naked
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04-04-2009, 11:22 AM #204
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04-04-2009, 12:00 PM #205
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04-04-2009, 02:25 PM #206Banned
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Alrighit so I was out for a few minutes and here is what happend.
I got pulled over by the PoPo. He walks up, I am am iritated and roll my window down and hand him my license and insurance before he even opens his mouth. One fluid motion, window down, hand out my goods.
PoPO: I pulled you over for doing 42 in a 30 is there any reason for the hurry.
Me: These ****ers wouldn't get out of hte way
PoPo: THEY were doing the speed limit
Me: Dude I am obviously in a hurry, get to writing so I can get on
PoPO: I will be right back
at which point he goes back to the car to do his business. To my suprise he comes back to the car...
PoPo: I am going to be a good guy and not write you a ticket
Me: Really?
Hands me my stuff bcak
PoPo: We are just on top of it right now becasue...
Me: Hey the world is a safer place with on on pal, i gotta run.
Roll up my window and drive off while he is standign there with his mouth open.
Taylor Texas is asfer with fvckin Fife on duty! I mean I was a DIVK to the dude and he just took it like a punk. How funny is that?
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04-04-2009, 02:31 PM #207Banned
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04-04-2009, 02:34 PM #208
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04-04-2009, 02:36 PM #210Banned
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04-04-2009, 02:38 PM #211
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04-04-2009, 02:41 PM #212
I love supporting single MOMS with single dollar bills....
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04-04-2009, 02:41 PM #213Banned
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I started using both hands now and it is helping, before that gets taken out of context...the only thing my left hand is holding is my right hand!
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04-04-2009, 02:41 PM #214
But you are not a man till you talk a stripper into some free shit....lol
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04-04-2009, 02:42 PM #215Banned
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Bro I used to talk strippers into free pvssy all the time, after I had spent $500 on lap dances, does that still count as free?
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04-04-2009, 02:43 PM #216
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Who keeps putting those tags up??
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04-04-2009, 03:06 PM #218Banned
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The smellers the feller they say, no?
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04-04-2009, 04:26 PM #219
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04-04-2009, 04:29 PM #220
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04-04-2009, 04:40 PM #221
Bos rant for the day-
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I can not stand, CAN NOT stand, mfkrs at a red light who figure out at the last second that they need to be in the other lane to turn in that direction.
So they STOP in the lane they are in, and STOP every sensible driver behind them from getting through when the light turns green.
This crap happens at least twice a day and I can not understand why people can not read fvcking signs or know BEFORE they come to a light where the fvck they are going.
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Tailgaters all must die.
If I'm doing 10 above the limit, and you're on my ass, I am NOT GOING FASTER.
I am also not changing lanes because you need to do 90mph in a 40.
What I am doing, is putting my breaks on till you honk and change lanes.
Anytime someones in the car with me they yell AT ME because OTHER PEOPLE need to be petty tailgating fvcks. Fvck that, one of these days I know I'm gonna lose control. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU DUMB FVCKS.
DO NOT TAILGATE BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GETTING ANYWHERE QUICKER.
Never makes sense.
Let me speed up so I can slow down. Dumb mfkrs.
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04-04-2009, 08:03 PM #222
hey who is the janitor in this joint?....someone needs to get him!
i just DOMINATED the middle stall! dropped a major deuce, and now its clogged up, sorry guys!
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04-04-2009, 08:14 PM #223
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04-04-2009, 08:15 PM #224
I hate Boston sports fans
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04-04-2009, 08:34 PM #225
cops dont get called "dude" and walk back to their car.
Thats complete 100% bs
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04-04-2009, 08:35 PM #226
I hate most people from the north east, but I like to kicking their ass when they come down south...
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04-04-2009, 08:36 PM #227
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04-04-2009, 08:36 PM #228
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04-04-2009, 08:37 PM #229
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04-04-2009, 08:38 PM #230
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04-04-2009, 08:39 PM #231
northeasterns are pussies
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04-04-2009, 08:41 PM #232
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04-04-2009, 08:41 PM #233
90% of stops are traffic stops, and 99% of cops are taught to stay in control during a traffic stop, Letting someone call you dude isnt staying in control.
Obviously it could happen if the dialouge is light and friendly, but when you say "fvckers" with in the first 30 secs on traffic stop, and roll down a window w/out saying anything, (obvious attitude problem) thats not a friendly situation. I call bs
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04-04-2009, 08:43 PM #234
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04-04-2009, 08:43 PM #235
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04-04-2009, 08:43 PM #236
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04-04-2009, 08:44 PM #237
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04-04-2009, 08:46 PM #238
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I dont wanna say who but someone in here keep bugging me to make a hole in the stall wall????
WTF???
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04-04-2009, 08:46 PM #239
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04-04-2009, 08:47 PM #240
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