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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    What do you mean when you say that?
    now looking back that was kind of gay, but I have a much bigger pennis then madmatt so when i stand next to him at the yernal it just makes me feel bigger. now i sound gay for saying that i look at mens pennis while pissing, fuvk i am going back to bed...lol
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    I hate watching people at the gym with terrible form knowing that they could hurt themselves, but not wanting to look like a dick telling them that what they are doing is stupid and to stop it......

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    I hate it that hot girls cant workout naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    I hate watching people at the gym with terrible form knowing that they could hurt themselves, but not wanting to look like a dick telling them that what they are doing is stupid and to stop it......
    you're nicer than me i guess, i'll walk right over and berate their ass if i have too, as long as it doesn't interfere with my rest intervals

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    There is noooo fvckin way somebody said that...
    You don't hang out in the Q&A enough

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    Alrighit so I was out for a few minutes and here is what happend.

    I got pulled over by the PoPo. He walks up, I am am iritated and roll my window down and hand him my license and insurance before he even opens his mouth. One fluid motion, window down, hand out my goods.
    PoPO: I pulled you over for doing 42 in a 30 is there any reason for the hurry.
    Me: These ****ers wouldn't get out of hte way
    PoPo: THEY were doing the speed limit
    Me: Dude I am obviously in a hurry, get to writing so I can get on
    PoPO: I will be right back

    at which point he goes back to the car to do his business. To my suprise he comes back to the car...

    PoPo: I am going to be a good guy and not write you a ticket
    Me: Really?
    Hands me my stuff bcak
    PoPo: We are just on top of it right now becasue...
    Me: Hey the world is a safer place with on on pal, i gotta run.
    Roll up my window and drive off while he is standign there with his mouth open.

    Taylor Texas is asfer with fvckin Fife on duty! I mean I was a DIVK to the dude and he just took it like a punk. How funny is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    now looking back that was kind of gay, but I have a much bigger pennis then madmatt so when i stand next to him at the yernal it just makes me feel bigger. now i sound gay for saying that i look at mens pennis while pissing, fuvk i am going back to bed...lol
    We eatablished earlier that dvck checks in the mens room is acceptable as long as it's not staring. See DSM's video he posted the other day.(I think it was him)

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I hate it that hot girls cant workout naked
    they do at my gym.....hmmmmm oh wait thats the strip club

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    they do at my gym.....hmmmmm oh wait thats the strip club
    hey, pull dancing is some good cardio(at least that's what kat tells me)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    hey, pull dancing is some good cardio(at least that's what kat tells me)
    I do the pull dance in the shower! That is why my right forearm in larger than my left!

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    I do the pull dance in the shower! That is why my right forearm in larger than my left!
    mine are equal, i love being ambidextrous and the girls love it too, lol

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    I started using both hands now and it is helping, before that gets taken out of context...the only thing my left hand is holding is my right hand!

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    But you are not a man till you talk a stripper into some free shit....lol

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    Bro I used to talk strippers into free pvssy all the time, after I had spent $500 on lap dances, does that still count as free?

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    I started using both hands now and it is helping, before that gets taken out of context...the only thing my left hand is holding is my right hand!
    After my right shoulder surgery I noticed my left hand was much softer and even a little faster

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    Who keeps putting those tags up??

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    The smellers the feller they say, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Who keeps putting those tags up??
    ya? WTF?


    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    PoPo: I am going to be a good guy and not write you a ticket
    Me: Really?
    Hands me my stuff bcak
    PoPo: We are just on top of it right now becasue...
    Me: Hey the world is a safer place with on on pal, i gotta run.
    Roll up my window and drive off while he is standign there with his mouth open.

    Taylor Texas is asfer with fvckin Fife on duty! I mean I was a DIVK to the dude and he just took it like a punk. How funny is that?
    LAFFOUTLOUDZ Thats good stuff, **** the PoPo

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    Bro I used to talk strippers into free pvssy all the time, after I had spent $500 on lap dances, does that still count as free?
    Same, just had to buy an 8ball and some booze, then sit there and listen to there sketched out skitso rambling. But eventually they give it up. God bless there dirty little bums.

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    Bos rant for the day-

    1)
    I can not stand, CAN NOT stand, mfkrs at a red light who figure out at the last second that they need to be in the other lane to turn in that direction.
    So they STOP in the lane they are in, and STOP every sensible driver behind them from getting through when the light turns green.

    This crap happens at least twice a day and I can not understand why people can not read fvcking signs or know BEFORE they come to a light where the fvck they are going.

    2)
    Tailgaters all must die.
    If I'm doing 10 above the limit, and you're on my ass, I am NOT GOING FASTER.
    I am also not changing lanes because you need to do 90mph in a 40.
    What I am doing, is putting my breaks on till you honk and change lanes.

    Anytime someones in the car with me they yell AT ME because OTHER PEOPLE need to be petty tailgating fvcks. Fvck that, one of these days I know I'm gonna lose control. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU DUMB FVCKS.
    DO NOT TAILGATE BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GETTING ANYWHERE QUICKER.
    Never makes sense.
    Let me speed up so I can slow down. Dumb mfkrs.

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    hey who is the janitor in this joint?....someone needs to get him!

    i just DOMINATED the middle stall! dropped a major deuce, and now its clogged up, sorry guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You don't hang out in the Q&A enough
    yikes....

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    cops dont get called "dude" and walk back to their car.
    Thats complete 100% bs

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    I hate most people from the north east, but I like to kicking their ass when they come down south...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    cops dont get called "dude" and walk back to their car.
    Thats complete 100% bs
    It was a traffic stop, I know they do that because I have been pulled several times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    I hate most people from the north east, but I like to kicking their ass when they come down south...
    Yeh you say that now.
    Say that when your northeast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    cops dont get called "dude" and walk back to their car.
    Thats complete 100% bs
    You are from south CAL, they pull you out of the car and beat you ass..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Yeh you say that now.
    Say that when your northeast.
    I will never go to the northeast, except to change planes....those fuvker keep coming here and I hate them...

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    northeasterns are pussies

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    can you two move over a stall or two so I can take a freaking piss already




    now dammit where is that freaking MINT I was promised????
    oh look T-MOS there it is...its the big one in the bottom of the urinal...its all you bro *L*

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    It was a traffic stop, I know they do that because I have been pulled several times...
    90% of stops are traffic stops, and 99% of cops are taught to stay in control during a traffic stop, Letting someone call you dude isnt staying in control.

    Obviously it could happen if the dialouge is light and friendly, but when you say "fvckers" with in the first 30 secs on traffic stop, and roll down a window w/out saying anything, (obvious attitude problem) thats not a friendly situation. I call bs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    90% of stops are traffic stops, and 99% of cops are taught to stay in control during a traffic stop, Letting someone call you dude isnt staying in control.

    Obviously it could happen if the dialouge is light and friendly, but when you say "fvckers" with in the first 30 secs on traffic stop, and roll down a window w/out saying anything, (obvious attitude problem) thats not a friendly situation. I call bs
    are you a fvcking cop or just a wannabe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    northeasterns are pussies
    woooah there.

    them there are fighting words, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    northeasterns are pussies
    Yeh but why? Seriously, I know southern people are suppose to be well mannered and we aren't but whats the deal with the hate and ***** talk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    are you a fvcking cop or just a wannabe?
    who cares

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    I dont wanna say who but someone in here keep bugging me to make a hole in the stall wall????
    WTF???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    who cares
    obviously you do, they way your goin off about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Yeh but why? Seriously, I know southern people are suppose to be well mannered and we aren't but whats the deal with the hate and ***** talk?
    I am well mannered that is how we talk down here...

    You dont like how I talk......

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