You might be a redneck...

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:00 PM

Shoot 50 targets and no one calls you a sniper, but suck one...well anyways how's it going buddy?

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 04-17-2009, 04:06 PM

...if you have been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws

***RAGE*** · 04-17-2009, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

Shoot 50 targets and no one calls you a sniper, but suck one...well anyways how's it going buddy?

I dont know i am a sniper...lol

***RAGE*** · 04-17-2009, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

...if you have been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws

there is nothing wrong with that

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

there is nothing wrong with that

except it is a repost of one of the posts in this thread already!

**Jfew44** · 04-17-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

lets expand this further...

how is it ok to use the term redneck but not ok to use the term nigg**, faggot, queer or an other emotionally charged terms and names people use to describe other people that are not like themselves..

As a great musician (Alan Jackson) once sang, "It's alright to be a redneck". I think it's ok to make redneck jokes because for one, as someone mentioned earlier, 99% of them are white. Another reason it's ok is because most rednecks I know (myself included) don't really care.

Here's my top reasons I love being a redneck and from a redneck town:
1-I can park my car in my yard and leave my keys in it without worrying about it being stolen.
2-I can park my car anywhere in my town with the windows down and keys in the ignition and not worry about it getting stolen. We all know who's house it'll be at if its not where I left it.
3-There's never a shortage of people who want to sit around and drink a few beers.
4-If I want to fish, I'll just walk outside in my backyard and fish.
5-I grew up learning to use my imagination. Have you ever raced a lawnmower?
6-I can grill and cook better than 99% of people I know.
7-By the time I was 12 I was a sharpshooter.
8-Being rich means having a trampoline. Being super-rich means having a hot tub.
9-A good night involves hooking up with a hot girl in town. A great night involves getting retarded-drunk with your friends and racing lawnmowers

10-The barkeep knows your name, your drink, and how much you have on your tab

This took me awhile. Basically, I just wanted to express that even though I live in a city right now (college), I'm proud of where I grew up and have no doubt I will be back. Make fun of me all you want, it's alright to be a redneck!

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:26 PM

I live in a small historical town outside of the big city so i get the best of both worlds. I am not a number anywhere I go in town. The cleaners, the coffee shop, to eat, or drink. I do not, for the record, race lawn mowers. I do get with the boys out on one of three or four ranches and drink beers and fish in thier private lakes about once a month. I am def in touch with my redneck side, but I am also in touch with my city slicker side as well. I love my life!

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:31 PM

if you think subdivision is a part of a math problem

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:32 PM

...if oyu and your dog use the same tree!

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:33 PM

you think watching WWE is foreplay

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:34 PM

your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 04:34 PM

if you take a load to the dump...and come back home with more than you left with!

**BritishColumbian** · 04-17-2009, 04:50 PM

I can ride my dirt bike down main street with a shot gun strapped to my back, headin out to the trails to go chicken hunting and nobody calls the cops.

**illwillogical** · 04-17-2009, 04:55 PM

If your old TV is your new TV stand.

**SMCengineer** · 04-17-2009, 05:01 PM

...if you still like 'you might be a redneck' jokes.

**higherdesire** · 04-17-2009, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by blome

...if you still like 'you might be a redneck' jokes.

blasphemy!

**spywizard** · 04-18-2009, 07:07 AM

See now, this is still funny..

**higherdesire** · 04-18-2009, 07:30 AM

I am goign to join the hunt, anybody down?

**higherdesire** · 04-18-2009, 07:31 AM

if your wedding cake looked anything like this!

**higherdesire** · 04-18-2009, 07:47 AM

***RAGE*** · 04-18-2009, 07:47 AM

***RAGE*** · 04-18-2009, 07:48 AM

**higherdesire** · 04-18-2009, 07:49 AM

Nice ride bro!

***RAGE*** · 04-18-2009, 07:50 AM

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***RAGE*** · 04-18-2009, 07:55 AM

**RuhlFreak55** · 04-18-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by BritishColumbian

If your mowing yer lawn and you find a car.

uh oh.....in our yard we have : 1979 Jeep Cherokee, 1979 Jeep Wagoneer (parts truck)....some kind of old chevy truck.....and them my 78 and 79 broncos at the moment.....and we also park everything that runs in the yard usually too

**higherdesire** · 04-18-2009, 08:31 AM

I saw a sign in front of a ranch where there were 10 or 12 old tractors rusted out just sitting there and the sign siad "May they rust in peace" Should have taken a picture.

**Hunter** · 04-18-2009, 09:58 AM

I love my town and I am from a small town. The state trooper hit his lights and pulled me over to say congrats on the black bear I took last year. I like our town cops understand to leave any party out of town alone and we wont bring our hell raising to town.

**Brown Ninja** · 04-18-2009, 10:29 AM

^^^Sounds like a cool place to be

**Brown Ninja** · 04-18-2009, 10:29 AM

I **** my sister, does that make me a redneck???

**BritishColumbian** · 04-18-2009, 10:39 AM

Oh man, I want one of them couch swings for the front yard but the missus wont go for it.

**Hunter** · 04-18-2009, 10:43 AM

I love my town to death, I am gonna raise my children here just like I was.

**higherdesire** · 04-18-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

I **** my sister, does that make me a redneck???

No but it makes us have something in common!

**WOLFCRAFT** · 04-18-2009, 02:55 PM

If you grew up in the back of "The home of Bigfoot" the monster truck.
Like I did.

**Hunter** · 04-19-2009, 12:16 AM

We have a tractor poker run. You haul all your friends/family on a trailor and visit all the local bars which put on charity poker games. Its always alot of fun. We have a few fishing tournements also that are a good time.

**CSAR** · 04-19-2009, 05:31 AM

What do you mean "might" be a redneck?!?

I are one!

**countrybhoy** · 04-19-2009, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

lets expand this further...

how is it ok to use the term redneck but not ok to use the term nigg**, faggot, queer or an other emotionally charged terms and names people use to describe other people that are not like themselves..

blue colar tour

all rednecks and proud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqHPqTDHxJs