Favorite movie quotes!

[stack_it]

Let's hear em.... I'll start...

You don't wanna suck dick at fvckin *****! Superbad

[vpchill]

Two things in this World, My Ballz and My Word. I dont break them for nobody.

[DSM4Life]

Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macram&eacuted yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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I'm here for two things. Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!

[DSM4Life]

I'm here for two things. Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!

Thats a lame Duke Nukem knock off

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, i'm all out of bubble gun.

[CMPD213]

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
- Knockaround guys


I don't like fighting but i think the whole "fighting" part of that quote could be replaced with many things

[stack_it]

DSM: I don't remember the name of the movie but I think rowdy roddy piper was the one who said it. Never thought about it being a DN knock off.

Can I have my stapler back

[Pocketbattleship2B]

I know it's very cliche but ''say hallo to my little friend'' from scarface.Someone was going to say it so why not me.
Also, from 300.
''You there, ephialtes, may you live forever.''
And also from 300.
''Spartans, prepare for glory.''
Both of the 300 quotes have a deeper meaning then just their words.

[stack_it]

Sweet. You got like three feet of air on that one

But my lips hurt real bad

I bet you could suck a golfball threw a garden hose

Only two things come from Texas steers and queers and you don't look too much like a steer!

[Matt]

Get off your horse and drink your milk....

[PittBoy]

You gonna bark all day little doggy....or are you gonna bite. Mr Blonde Resevoir Dogs

[vpchill]

What the hell ya mean ya dont Tip? Give the damn money up. Everybody puts in!!

[scerpico22]

what...am i a clown, what...am i here to amuse you? what the fvck makes me so funny?

Goodfellas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ff46b58Hk

[PittBoy]

What the hell ya mean ya dont Tip? Give the damn money up. Everybody puts in!!

LOL....I love that movie

[scerpico22]

I told you a long time ago you fvcking little monkey, not to ever fvck me!

Scarface

[RA]

Ian Breckel: Where abouts in the States are you from?
Jack Conrad: Alaska.
Ian Breckel: Where abouts in Alaska?
Jack Conrad: A little fishing town about 80 miles north of Anchorage. You've probably heard of it. Its called **** Your Momma.

[PittBoy]

What the fvck is the internet? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

That kid is back on the escalator. Mallrats(I use that one everytime I see a kid on an escalator)

She sucked 36 d1cks.....in a row? Clerks.

I am a big Kevin Smith fan

[vpchill]

LOL....I love that movie

Everything by Tarentino

[vpchill]

- Do You Know what they call a Quarter pounder wit cheese in Amsterdamn?
- Uhh A Royale with cheese
- Look at the Big Brains On Brad!!!

[PittBoy]

Everything by Tarentino

I have to agree

[scerpico22]

- Do You Know what they call a Quarter pounder wit cheese in Amsterdamn?
- Uhh A Royale with cheese
- Look at the BIG Brain On Brad!!!

edit for corrected quote...LOL

[RA]

Frank Costello: What about your wife, Arnold?
Mr. French: Well, I thought she was.
Frank Costello: [laughing] She wasn't!
Mr. French: Well, she got reliable.

[vpchill]

edit for corrected quote...LOL

You sure? Big Brain? I will edit for arguement sake. Gonna have to watch when I get home to confirm

[PittBoy]

You sure? Big Brain? I will edit for arguement sake. Gonna have to watch when I get home to confirm

Eh....when going from memory we can't be perfect. I've seen that movie 100's of times and for some reason I thought his name was Brett LOL

[canadian meat]

L.L.D.D. Chief of Research:
Why are you doing this?

Violet:
Because I hate humans with every fiber of my being… and I’ll kill every single one of them… almost as quickly as they’ll try and kill me.

Ultraviolet

[IronReload04]

"now I know what a tv dinner feels like"

[vpchill]

Always bet on Black

[IronReload04]

Always bet on Black

passenger 57?

[vpchill]

passenger 57?

yessir

[vpchill]

Well how did you get the Frank below the beans!!
- Hey Guys you gotta come see this shvt, Hes got his junk stuck in the zipper. Bring a Camera

Franks and Beans!! Franks and Beans!! He was masterbating!!

[IronReload04]

"My shit always works sometimes"

[vpchill]

^^ Will smith Bad Boys

[stack_it]

That's a nice fish... Some big fvcking eyes but a nice fish

Bad boys 2

[IronReload04]

^^ Will smith Bad Boys

yup..

[vpchill]

Captain you have a Very Nice Place. Very Funxtua, Functuay.. Very Nice

[IronReload04]

Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I. . .and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I . . . I think you're the ****ing Antichrist.

[vpchill]

You Stumped me^^

[Knockout_Power]

..."I live my life 10 seconds at a time"

Like I need to mention the historic peice of cinematic genious that came from.

[scerpico22]

You sure? Big Brain? I will edit for arguement sake. Gonna have to watch when I get home to confirm

LOL...made me go to youtube to confirm it...LOL

"check out the big brain on braaaad"

great line!

[Bio-boosted]

"Oh that's a nice bush. Is this all for me baby?" - Private. Lesbians In The Tropics 2

"Death by teacup?"

"If I should die, think only this of me... I'll be back to get you!" - Blackadder iv