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    Is this a thong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter-S-Thompson View Post
    "we had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamer, laughers, also a quart of tequila, quart of rum, case of beer, pint of raw ether, and 2 dozen amyls. not that we needed all that for the trip, but when you get locked in to a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can... the only thing that scared me was the ether, there is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraived, then a man in the depths of an ether binge, and i knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon..."
    We're gonna have to arm ourselves to the teeth

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    Im Gonna stump everyone

    - Ahh your Scicillian huh? That makes me laugh.
    * Why is that?
    - Well you dont kno (Laughs)
    - Scicillians are Ni**ers. No No, Its a Know historical Fact
    * Enlighten me
    - Well, hear me out. Scicilly was conquered by the moores. The moores were black. They raped all the women and hence, now you. So in retrospect, You my friend are a Ni**er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Im Gonna stump everyone

    - Ahh your Scicillian huh? That makes me laugh.
    * Why is that?
    - Well you dont kno (Laughs)
    - Scicillians are Ni**ers. No No, Its a Know historical Fact
    * Enlighten me
    - Well, hear me out. Scicilly was conquered by the moores. The moores were black. They raped all the women and hence, now you. So in retrospect, You my friend are a Ni**er.
    Dennis Hopper to C Walken, True Romance. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireGuy1 View Post
    Dennis Hopper to C Walken, True Romance. :-)
    Goddamn Your Good. Your Jedi is Strong!!

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    Nobody guessed mine

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    "When the F*** did we get ice cream"

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    ^^^ Lmaooo I like that one

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    "I'll take a diablo burger and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast pretty lady I'm in a hurry"

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    Interviewer: "So what have you been doing for the past 10 years?"
    Woody: "Well.....there was.....and then....well.....drinking!!!"
    Interviewer: "Really.....well are you still drinking?"
    Woody: NO, NO, NO..............why are you buying?"

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    "who are you!!!??"


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    you ever make love to a man?

    you want too?

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    -you'll read about me in the papers
    -what section should i look in?
    -The obituaries...

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    Were here to fvck shit up!

    Shut... Shu.... Shut your.. Shut your mouth.

    Do we get any type of souvenir

    You can call me dragon

    I smoke pot with john hopkins

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    to protect the sheep, you must kill the wolves. and it takes a wolf to kill a wolf.

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    Ooooh it's hot in here! There must be some torros in the atmosphere

    Lmao guess that one

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    Tupac Tupac, Oh I love me some Tupac

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    "I'm gonna need a light.....and if ya touch me again I'll kill ya"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04 View Post
    "I'm gonna need a light.....and if ya touch me again I'll kill ya"
    "told ya"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Ooooh it's hot in here! There must be some torros in the atmosphere

    Lmao guess that one
    bring it on!!! that lame ass cheerleading movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    "who are you!!!??"


    IM BATMAN!!

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    brownie points to the guy who figures this one

    "u boys like mexico!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    brownie points to the guy who figures this one

    "u boys like mexico!!!!!"
    Meow that'd be super troopers meow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter-S-Thompson View Post
    sampson-tell me a little bit about yourself

    chapelle- well ya kno i be from jamaica man, lotta mercy

    sampson-what part of jamaica?

    chapelle-right near the beach, boyyyeee

    sampson-i think your bullshitting me

    chapelle-sampson simpson, i stick by my story! im from jamaica... if i wasnt jamaician, then why would i wear this hat?
    Good one. One of my favorites.

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    what r u looking at Schwann

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I'm here for two things. Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. I'm all outta bubble gum!

    That was from the superb "They Live" by John Carpenter that starred Keith David and Rowdy Roddy Piper. Awesome movie!

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    Two really good movies I saw recently were Gran Torino and No Country For Old Men. Both superb and have some classic lines in them. Here's one of my favourite scenes from No Country:

    Chigurgh: You should admit your situation..there would be more dignity in it.
    Wells: You go to Hell.
    Chigurgh: Hmm. Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed, brought you to this. Of what use was the rule?
    Wells: Do you have an idea how crazy you are?
    Chigurgh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
    Wells: I mean the nature of you. You can have the money. Anton.

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    Has to be Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield, he walks into a bathroom when a hot woman is in the shower, and says, hey buddy, I'm talking to you. The woman screams and Rodney closes the curtain really fast and says "Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing." And 2 seconds later, opens the curtain again and says "You're perfect."

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    what r u looking at Schwann
    Billy Madison!?

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    Bounty hunter walks into bar looking to kill Clint Eastwood's character Josey Wales.

    Clint: You a bounty hunter?
    Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
    Clint: Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.

    The best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mho View Post
    Billy Madison!?
    Yup 10 points

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    Most controvercial clip of all time who knows the movie....

    Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

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    I love this one....

    J431S is a fuvking retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Most controvercial clip of all time who knows the movie....

    Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
    gone with the wind

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Meow that'd be super troopers meow
    come on meow I wanted to win that. Meow what am I going to do.

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    1- Gene Hackman : You just shot an unarmed man!
    Clint Eastwood : He should have armed himself. . .

    2- JOSEY: You a bounty hunter?
    BOUNTY HUNTER: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
    JOSEY: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

    3- Doc Holiday : He was too high strung. Why, I guess he just couldn't stand the strain..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Yup 10 points
    Its actually...

    "stop looking at me swaaaan"

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