If you were faced by an imminent attack from a mountain lion??

[Gappa]

What would you do?? I have given this odd question alot of thought after seeing some pics of people that have faced them.
Your average cougar weighs approx. 120lbs, but being a wild animal they are tremendously strong. We as bodybuilders have quite an advantage too.
The authorities say 2 stand your ground.

[AandF6969]

Well, if I lived in a state where concealed carry was legal, I'd pull out my Smith & Wesson 9mm and pop 17 rounds into him.

[DSM4Life]

kick it

[D7M]

I can't stop watching that pic DSM!

[T_Own]

Well, if I lived in a state where concealed carry was legal, I'd pull out my Smith & Wesson 9mm and pop 17 rounds into him.

i think you can do better than a 9mm. i'd introduce it to 6 .44mag rounds, then my wall.

but yeah, you can't outrun them, the only way you would win is to intimidate it.

[Ernst]

I live in the cuts in mountain lion country. I don't care how awesome a bodybuilder you are, that cat would win. You stand your ground and look big and make noise. If you turn and run it triggers the cats prey drive and it WILL catch you and fcuk you up and maybe kill you. The best thing is to just don't walk the hills alone and make noise as you walk so they hear you coming. They'll stay out of your way.

The truth is, despite lots of tracks around I've never actually seen one in the wild. I'm sure they've seen me though. I'd be shocked if you ever saw one. They are ambush predators anyway. If it has decided it wants to eat you I doubt you'd even see it coming.

[jfalco]

They say if you fight back a mountain lion will almost always flee.

[DSM4Life]

Keep jumping

[mho]

Throw sand in his eyes then pound his face.

[Gappa]

LMAO kik the granny!
I don't know.. I think it would be a good fight.
Tru, if you run that triggers the predator response. runnin would be the worst. I would fight one with chain mail on..lol

[Gappa]

HK man I know you would packin somethin!!

[DSM4Life]

The question is, if you were in the woods all alone and came upon a tigger what would you do ?!?!?!?

[BritishColumbian]

I would defenately kick grandma in the head if I was attacked by a cougar.

[Ernst]

Here you go:

[*RAGE*]

Wow this is a strange question but being a bb has nothing to do with it, but your will to live the fight or flight, it all comes down to what kind of man you are....

[Gappa]

Prone.. I beg to differ.. lets presume you have little johnny cracker on one hand. Johnny is a 115lb weakling youngbuck. Then on the other hand you have beefcake Bobby a 275lb monster no fluke strong and tough as a rhino.....

[*RAGE*]

Prone.. I beg to differ.. lets presume you have little johnny cracker on one hand. Johnny is a 115lb weakling youngbuck. Then on the other hand you have beefcake Bobby a 275lb monster no fluke strong and tough as a rhino.....

Ok, now I am not talking shit here but ten years in the military, Panama, fist golf war, honduras, somalia, and PMC after then. I have seen Johnny weakling step up to the plate and beefcake tuck tail and run......now I am not say that is the way it is all the time, but just something that happens..

Now I do understand where you are coming from but then you have to look at the advantages and disadvanatges of each, johnny is smaller and faster and move quicker where beefcake is big and slow, i know because I am built like beef cake...lol JMO

[Gappa]

I know this is a strange ??. but I am curious to see how people would react.. especially a bunch of cockstrong maniacs!
Either big or small an imminent attack would give no chance of escape.. You HAVE to fight it... Chances are you would end up wrestling and grappling with it with your focus on keeping its mouth away from your face and throat. So speed prob wouldn't be much use, i'm guessing

[jfalco]

I've also seen realy skinny dudes kick the crap out of beefcake bobby.

Aint the size of the dog in the fight

[soulstealer]

Ok, now I am not talking shit here but ten years in the military, Panama, fist golf war, honduras, somalia, and PMC after then. I have seen Johnny weakling step up to the plate and beefcake tuck tail and run......now I am not say that is the way it is all the time, but just something that happens..

Now I do understand where you are coming from but then you have to look at the advantages and disadvanatges of each, johnny is smaller and faster and move quicker where beefcake is big and slow, i know because I am built like beef cake...lol JMO

Ya and little johnny runs and looks like prey, beefcake crabs the lion by the throat pinning its paws to its chest with his weight and strangles the ****ing thing to death.... LOL

[*RAGE*]

I know this is a strange ??. but I am curious to see how people would react.. especially a bunch of cockstrong maniacs!
Either big or small an imminent attack would give no chance of escape.. You HAVE to fight it... Chances are you would end up wrestling and grappling with it with your focus on keeping its mouth away from your face and throat.

I would bit the mother fuvker while ripping it fuvking throat out and pissing on is dead body...then I would ship it to mad matt so he could have sex with it.....

[DSM4Life]

[Iron_Pig]

corn hole him

The question is, if you were in the woods all alone and came upon a tigger what would you do ?!?!?!?

[Iron_Pig]

I would turn prone lose on him and stand back and watch prone frack him up.

[Gappa]

the correct term is crenoling!

[Gappa]

were talking about an oversized tomcat not a grizzly bear

[Hoggage_54]

[Hoggage_54]

Your chances of winning a fight against a mountain lion are greatly increased if you're on sust

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Well, if you don't have a weapon.

Don't run. Don't fall to the ground.
Make yourself appear bigger and make loud noises.
Even throw rocks, etc. at it.
Hopefully it realizes your not its normal prey and moves on.

If one does attack, fight back and go for its eyes, showing it you won't give up easy.


Other than that, if a mountain lion wants you dead, you'll be dead. Doesn't matter if your 150 pounds or 250 pounds.

[Gappa]

yeah a 70 year old man! the top one his wife beat the cat off with a stick.

[Gappa]

here kiddy kiddy kiddy..

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

here kiddy kiddy kiddy..

kiddy kiddy kiddy? You pedophile!

Its kitty kitty kitty...

Was that 1st or 2nd grade?

[Flagg]

In a contest of Mountain Lion vs unarmed Man, Mountain Lion everytime.

It's absurd to think a human would win.

[Knockout_Power]

kick it in the junk and hope it was a dude?

[Gappa]

I think a large knife like a bowie or a machete would increase your chances exponentially.. you all agree. I could see the cat lunge and just take take the blade right into the ribs.

[jbm]

who's gay?

[Gappa]

don't make me sick my piggy on you

[pyrat]

i'd milk him

[gixxerboy1]

i would through my rancid protein at it

[Gappa]

whatz wit u and the rancid protein?