Need a snappy comeback

[F4iGuy]

There is a substitue nurse at our school today. She's about 60 years old (guessing by the long white hair/wrinkles etc.) I stopped in her office to introduce myself and let her know about the meds one of my kids is taking. She says, "Oh you're a teacher, you look like you could go here." I work at an elementary school

How do you respond to that? I'm almost thirty and been told I could pass for 21, never got that comment before so I didn't know what to say?

[vpchill]

Tell her You thought she looked familiar
- You seen her in the Yearbook pictures with Jesus

[D7M]

if you get responses from here and go back to her,

I don't think that qualifies for a "snappy" comeback, bro

[Iron_Pig]

None needed bro just brush it off

[Iron_Pig]

She is just set in her way's, My mother in Law Is a complete hag, The Pope would punch her in the face.

[stack_it]

Just tell her that when standing next to her willie nelson would look 21

[*RAGE*]

I act like you have turrets and just go the fuvk off on her.....

[FireGuy]

Sounds like a compliment to me, I would tell her "Thank You"

[RA]

Thanks, I guess to you I would.

There is a substitue nurse at our school today. She's about 60 years old (guessing by the long white hair/wrinkles etc.) I stopped in her office to introduce myself and let her know about the meds one of my kids is taking. She says, "Oh you're a teacher, you look like you could go here." I work at an elementary school

How do you respond to that? I'm almost thirty and been told I could pass for 21, never got that comment before so I didn't know what to say?

[DCI]

She is just set in her way's, My mother in Law Is a complete hag, The Pope would punch her in the face.

Lmao, image of the pope beating someone down is priceless.

[*RAGE*]

Sounds like a compliment to me, I would tell her "Thank You"

I love reading your post always so positive, you have a kick ass wife and body, must be nice being you......I am going to go cry now

[RA]

Yeah, fireguys probably right. prick..lol

[lca]

try and make love to her and show her your all man

[higherdesire]

Just tell her "hey thanks, I feel young!"


Then look at her sexy like and follow up with "you wanna feel?"

[romo6]

if you get responses from here and go back to her,

I don't think that qualifies for a "snappy" comeback, bro

Thats what i was thinking.

[Iron_Pig]

Ya buddy knock the dust off her, make her call you god get sum

[Iron_Pig]

heheeh

[collar]

Your reply should have being.
oh you work here too?
you look like you belong in a nursing home

[collar]

or thats funny i thought i seen you at the nursing home my grandma went too.

[FireGuy]

I love reading your post always so positive, you have a kick ass wife and body, must be nice being you......I am going to go cry now

You just need to change your name to Prone2happiness and glass will always be half full brother!

[(1*)]

look at her with a furled eye brow and tell her in your best 007 voice, "your zipper is down and you're hanging out."

[collar]

look at her with a furled eye brow and tell her in your best 007 voice, "your zipper is down and you're hanging out."

fired! Lol.

[jfalco]

telling off an old lady sure makes you feel good about yourself...

good thing you couldn't think of anything.

[spywizard]

There is a substitue nurse at our school today. She's about 60 years old (guessing by the long white hair/wrinkles etc.) I stopped in her office to introduce myself and let her know about the meds one of my kids is taking. She says, "Oh you're a teacher, you look like you could go here." I work at an elementary school

How do you respond to that? I'm almost thirty and been told I could pass for 21, never got that comment before so I didn't know what to say?

how about..

"Thanks, that's what i like about working here, every year i get older, but the girls stay the same age"

giggity giggity goo..

[spywizard]

or

"Thank you, are those your breast peeking out at the bottom of your dress??"

[spywizard]

or

"No, i graduated last year"

[collar]

The last two funny shit LOL.........

[spywizard]

or

"Have you considered being tested for Alzheimers disease?? cause this is the 4th time i've told you this today"

[spywizard]

or

"Grandma??"

[collar]

Hahaha

[scerpico22]

arent "snappy" combacks supposed to be said within like 5 seconds of the first one...if not doesn't it lose it luster if yo say it the nect day?

[DSM4Life]

"I have a 12 inch c0ck, wanna see ?"

[jfalco]

"I have a 12 inch c0ck, wanna see ?"

good one

[Jfew44]

good one

I don't think he's responding to the thread. I think he's just making a statement

[DSM4Life]

I don't think he's responding to the thread. I think he's just making a statement

[romo6]

Dont you dare say anything mean to that sweet little old lady.

[F4iGuy]

Honestly, I have nothing but respect for her. My grandmother played a large role in raising me. I thought this was an interesting question given the confines (school setting + respect for the woman) how could you respond given those circumstances? I think its pretty awesome a 60 + year old woman zinged me. I laughed and walked away, bout the only thing I could do. Now you guys on the other hand.... J/k

[IM708]

Say:

Why are you a nurse a an elementary school? Do you enjoy touching little kids or something?

[warchild]

mother terasa

[IM708]

or:

Whats that horrible smell? Oh, your legs must be spread apart again...