You ARE a bodybuilder !!!

[T-MOS]

Thought it only fair to start this thread since we get to vent about who ISN'T a bodybuilder, so here we can BRAG about what makes us BETTER then the average human !!

** IF you bust your ass in the gym without saying a word to another person, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

** IF you puke half way through your workout and go back and finish it, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

** IF your life revolves around when it is time to eat, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

** IF while everyone else is getting high and drinking,you are drinking water, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

** IF you squat at least once a week and love it, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

ENJOY !!

[warchild]

ok, what if you have some of both from each of your threads?

[DKU]

If you've got up in the middle of the night to eat protein.

[T-MOS]

** IF you work every body part every week to failure, YOU MAY BE A BODYBUILDER

** IF you squat more than you bench, YOU MAY BE A BODYBUILDER

[T-MOS]

ok, what if you have some of both from each of your threads?

then you have some work to do......LOLOL

[D7M]

If people look at you funny while you're checking out at the grocery store,

you might be a bodybuilder

[scottythebody]

ok, what if you have some of both from each of your threads?

Then you're schizophrenic

[higherdesire]

If you shop for you, and your wife shops for the family
If you prepare your meals separately from the rest of the family
If you won't work somewhere because it interferes with your work out schedule
If you never leave home without a shaker, sandwich bags with protein powder, and a gym bag

You might be a bber

[higherdesire]

If you know the day of the week by what injection/compound you are taking, you might be a bber

[T-MOS]

** If you are leg pressing 1000 lbs while the rest of the gym is all doing bench press, YOU MAY BE A BODYBUILDER

[higherdesire]

Now who does that T? I bet only on Mondays huh?

[Hoggage_54]

If you eat at least two cans of tuna a day, you might be a bodybuilder

[xavier_888888]

You might be a BB if poeple always ask you if you take steroids . lol

[gixxerboy1]

if your balls are smaller then peas you may be a bb

[Hoggage_54]

If you make frequent trips to the Love Thread to release some "tension", you might be a bodybuilder..... or a pervert

[auslifta]

Your at the gym lifting and your planning tomorrows leg session
You need another fridge in your laundry for more meat and eggs
Your butcher knows your name
You go to the zoo and the animals look at you
You ate ice cream, once

[CptAmericaX]

If you can hold more than 5 wet towels on your Hardon while on a test cycle.... you may be a porn star... I mean body builder

[CBGB]

If you shop for you, and your wife shops for the family
If you prepare your meals separately from the rest of the family
If you won't work somewhere because it interferes with your work out schedule
If you never leave home without a shaker, sandwich bags with protein powder, and a gym bag

You might be a bber

Awesome, I turned down a job offer this week because it is 20miles from my gym and I wouldn't be able to make it there during lunch. Shhhh, don't tell my wife.

[CBGB]

If you have ever carried a tupperware container full of chicken and rice into a restaurant.

If you know the macros of everything in your fridge off the top of your head.

If your spend more money every month on your food then your car payment.

You might be a bodybuilder

[Hoggage_54]

If you have ever carried a tupperware container full of chicken and rice into a restaurant.

I walk around with my chicken and rice in a tupperware container at work all the time lolol

[CBGB]

If you have your own personal refridgerator at work you might be a bodybuilder.

If you have ever put off changing your childs diaper because you have to eat right now!......you might be a bodybuilder

[Hoggage_54]

^What is it's shared??

[CBGB]

I have my own fridge right next to my workstation. With a lock on it.

[Hoggage_54]

Damn that's sweet... I have to walk to the room next to my office to get anything... hopefully my new office I'm getting next month has one!!

[BritishColumbian]

If its friday nite and all your friends are all drinking it up and texting you but your going to the gym because fridays is back day and the gym is nice and quiet on friday nites.
cya

[CBGB]

^^^^If you know what the gym looks like on a Friday night '' '' '' ''

[oneshot]

if the cashiers accuse you of egging houses whenever you check out at the grocery store... you might be a bb.

[T-MOS]

if your balls are smaller then peas you may be a bb

^^ good one !!!

[T-MOS]

** IF you are on this board day and night learning and helping, YOU MIGHT BE A BODYBUILDER

[T-MOS]

** IF your gym bag is twice as heavy leaving the gym due to your sweat soaked clothes, YOU MIGHT BE A BODYBUILDER

[CHAP]

If people at the gym stop their workout to watch your workout,you might be a bb.

[T-MOS]

If people at the gym stop their workout to watch your workout,you might be a bb.

^^hmmm I must be one then.....lolol

[TRT,MAN]

if your sitting around after you just ate 5 minutes ago, youve looked at the clock three times, while waiting for food to settle your probally a bb.

[Chode Logan]

Your at the gym lifting and your planning tomorrows leg session
You need another fridge in your laundry for more meat and eggs
Your butcher knows your name
You go to the zoo and the animals look at you
You ate ice cream, once

Hahah these two made me laugh,




And couldn't you technically just put DON'T in front of everything in the other thread and it would be this thread?

[TRT,MAN]

when you wake everymorning and hang your hose over to your wifes side of the bed. you know your a bb.

[CHAP]

If all the training partners you have worked out with dont come back for next weeks sessions,you might be a bb

[Chode Logan]

when you wake everymorning and hang your hose over to your wifes side of the bed. you know your a bb.

When you're too horny to keep a steady girlfriend and not cheat, so you live a dirty soul-less existance banging everything that's willing, and some that aren't, you might be a bb

[higherdesire]

If all the training partners you have worked out with dont come back for next weeks sessions,you might be a bb

^^^Very true

[CHAP]

when you wake up from a nightmare drenched in sweat cuz you thought you were eating a mound of sweets,you might be a bb

[higherdesire]

When you can't sleep and night and you're drenched in sweat becasue you are on 100mg ED of tren ....