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    When you have 2 blenders or more in your house in case 1 breaks, you will always have a backup for your protein drinks, you might be a bodybuilder.

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    you might be a bodybuilder if you spend more money on food than alcohol and sluts

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    What if I shake like a growling dog before I do my last 2 sets...... could almost be considered a dance

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    Everytime you travel you Fedex all your pre-made meals to the hotel before you get there and carry a 12v cooler to last you for the trip and one day incase Fedex messes up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thai-lan View Post
    you might be a bodybuilder if you spend more money on food than alcohol and sluts
    this one is kinda counterintuitive since if you are a bodybuilder you shouldn't be drinking in the first place and i don't see the point in paying for sluts unless you just can't get pvssy on your own, which is not common of the alpha types on this site

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    if you are on a first name basis with all the gym employees, and you are asked where to get steroids by kids at least once a week, you may be a bodybuilder.

    if you pack an extra t-shirt because your workout one is drenched, you may be a bodybuilder (or you may have hyperhydrosis, its a toss up).

    if people in the gym say "sorry" to you if you walk nearby them, then you may be a bodybuilder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    if you are on a first name basis with all the gym employees, and you are asked where to get steroids by kids at least once a week, you may be a bodybuilder.

    if you pack an extra t-shirt because your workout one is drenched, you may be a bodybuilder (or you may have hyperhydrosis, its a toss up).

    if people in the gym say "sorry" to you if you walk nearby them, then you may be a bodybuilder.
    hmmm I do get that one from time to time....lolol

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    If you can eat as much as Kobayashi, you might be a bodybuilder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PIGPEN8181 View Post

    If you can eat as much as Kobayashi, you might be a bodybuilder.
    Or just a Fat Ass....LOLOL

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    Because the world of warcraft character your playing is better looking and HUGE than u are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    Thought it only fair to start this thread since we get to vent about who ISN'T a bodybuilder, so here we can BRAG about what makes us BETTER then the average human !!

    ** IF you bust your ass in the gym without saying a word to another person, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF you puke half way through your workout and go back and finish it, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF your life revolves around when it is time to eat, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF while everyone else is getting high and drinking,you are drinking water, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF you squat at least once a week and love it, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ENJOY !!
    wow this the most excellent post about serious bodybuilders, thanks for telling us T-mos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    Thought it only fair to start this thread since we get to vent about who ISN'T a bodybuilder, so here we can BRAG about what makes us BETTER then the average human !!

    ** IF you bust your ass in the gym without saying a word to another person, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF you puke half way through your workout and go back and finish it, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF your life revolves around when it is time to eat, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF while everyone else is getting high and drinking,you are drinking water, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ** IF you squat at least once a week and love it, YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER

    ENJOY !!
    (i still dont like squats)....however.... 100 present correct

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    If you yell out "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!" between every rep as a tribute to Ronnie, you might be a bodybuilder

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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    (i still dont like squats)....however.... 100 present correct
    my first year of REALLY lifting before I competed, I HATED LEG DAY, hated !!!

    Then I realized what it meant to have strong legs and now I look forward to leg day......

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    If you had the choice to stick your cock in a beehive or go to GNC your cock finds home in a beehive you might be a bb.

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    If you spend more time looking at guys with big chests then women with big chests you might be a bb.. lol thats a risky one

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    Quote Originally Posted by PIGPEN8181 View Post
    When you have 2 blenders or more in your house in case 1 breaks, you will always have a backup for your protein drinks, you might be a bodybuilder.
    LOL, I have 3

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    If you put off that long awaited Booty call to Train, your probly a bber

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    if your out somewhere and you had forgot your meal at home, and you stop everything to come back home to eat your meal then you might be a bodybuilder

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    if you like jealous guys snidely eyeing you up as much as women checking you out then YES you are a bber.

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    if your son drinks protein drink with every day you may be a body builder (he is not even 3).

    IF you have to have three girls on sode (beside ur wife) when u r ON u may be a body builder.

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    if you take a day off gym and all the regulars ask the owner "is he is alive?" yo may be a body builder

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    If surpass most people that train to be a bodybuilder when you are natural then you may just have been born to be a bodybuilder

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    if you look in every reflective surface you come across (store windows, cars, puddles. lol)
    and flex... you may be a bodybuilder.

    if you have more photos in your cell phone of you, without a shirt on, then anyone/thing else... you may be a bodybuilder. (or just a sexy bitch like me)

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    If you look forward to all the struggles of dieting, training, cardio b/c you know the reward (reward=progress in physique) will come eventually you may just be a bodybuilder

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    if you hate getting up and going to work... and the only thing that makes you happy throughout the day is looking forward to getting off work, popping that pre workout caffeine, and hittin the gym... you may be a body builder

    (how i feel today )

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    If every game you play with your children involves working the days muscle group. X2 if you go to failure........you might be a BB'r

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    if your avitar is you........
    mine is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    whose scared???????.lol

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    If you actually look forward to LEG DAY and try to see how long it takes you to throw up, you might be a bodybuilder!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronan the barbarian View Post
    if your avitar is you........
    mine is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    whose scared???????.lol
    lol
    i think DSM is liking your model pose in the avy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lol
    i think DSM is liking your model pose in the avy
    model pose??????????????????
    my mrs took that shot about a year ago cus i wouldnt get out of bed.......but if it shows me in a sexy as f*ck light.......who am i to argue.lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    If you actually look forward to LEG DAY and try to see how long it takes you to throw up, you might be a bodybuilder!!
    I have yet to throw up on leg day...... felt like it and been close on both back and leg day. I have passed out quite a bit of times though.... actually almost every time towards the end when pounding hamstrings or doing leg presses i fall to the ground seeing stars.

    does this mean I am not a bodybuilder??

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    If your goal is to look like that.... then you might be a bodybuilder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I have yet to throw up on leg day...... felt like it and been close on both back and leg day. I have passed out quite a bit of times though.... actually almost every time towards the end when pounding hamstrings or doing leg presses i fall to the ground seeing stars.

    does this mean I am not a bodybuilder??
    close enough, you can join the club.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    close enough, you can join the club.......
    Fhew I was nervous but now I got my stripes!! hell yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I have yet to throw up on leg day...... felt like it and been close on both back and leg day. I have passed out quite a bit of times though.... actually almost every time towards the end when pounding hamstrings or doing leg presses i fall to the ground seeing stars.

    does this mean I am not a bodybuilder??
    That makes you a pitbull

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I have yet to throw up on leg day...... felt like it and been close on both back and leg day. I have passed out quite a bit of times though.... actually almost every time towards the end when pounding hamstrings or doing leg presses i fall to the ground seeing stars.

    does this mean I am not a bodybuilder??
    HaHaHa! .. only read this post now.

    Ur a wanna be BB'der.

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    I love this thread. Around normal people I feel weird...I fit right in with you fn freaks...LOL

    oh shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    I love this thread. Around normal people I feel weird...I fit right in with you fn freaks...LOL

    oh shit
    I got something that will fit right in your Avy's tight ass !!!!.....Damnnn the Tren is kicking in...........

    Does that mean i am a BBer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    I got something that will fit right in your Avy's tight ass !!!!.....Damnnn the Tren is kicking in...........

    Does that mean i am a BBer?
    that just means that u r horney

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