If

[J431S]

I hate my job and I hate my wife
I hate this town and I hate my life.

why?

[J431S]

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the sky so bright
Won't you grant this wish I wish tonight

Your wish shall be granted lol

[J431S]

thats beautiful.

that's what i thought too!

[J431S]

Oh boy! life can be depressing in penitentuary cell !!!!!

[Kratos]

Thanks for ripping of a poem by Rudyard Kipling
maybe you can show me how I can use copy and paste to make money and start a business

[J431S]

Thanks for ripping of a poem by Rudyard Kipling
maybe you can show me how I can use copy and paste to make money and start a business

LOL

How are u doing brother Kratos? Is every thing alright?

[-Ender-]

Forgot to take you meds again today I see.

[J431S]

Forgot to take you meds again today I see.

lol
thanks for reminding me indeed.

[Hunter]

Did it piss you off when william wallace beat shaka zulu on the deadliest warrior?

[Iron_Pig]

If I had a hook in my a$$ I can swing from trees

If:
you have sex with monkeys you will get aids

If:
an elephant has sex with you your butt will hurt

If:
you continue to make dumb ass threads you will be flamed

If:
you act like a retard you will be treated like one

If:
I could reach through this computer and choke the shit out of you I would

If:
you sleep with aids infected monkeys you will wake up with bananas

If:
If you had a clue you would leave and never return..

I am not done and will be back soon...

[J431S]

Did it piss you off when william wallace beat shaka zulu on the deadliest warrior?

I didn't know about that, but if u an infolink on that subject I would like to investigate what happened.

[higherdesire]

IF your donkey ate my roosters feet

















you would have two feet of my cvck in your ass.

[Tock]

Some people don't like this poem, but I do. I kinda like positive, happy sentiment.

[IM708]

My favorite poem:

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[WARMachine]

there once was an old farmer who sat on a rock,
stroking his whiskers and shaking his

fist at his neighbors who sat on their wricks,
teaching their children to play with their

kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore,
along came a lady who looked like

a descent young lady and walked like a duck,
said she discovered a new way to

bring up the children to sew and to knit,
the boys in the stables where shoveling up

contents of stables left after the hunt,
the car man was feeing a nice piece of

straw from the stables, cleaning the walls,
in came the dear maid to play with his

dog in the dairy where she did belong
if you think this is dirty well you're fvckin well wrong..

[Brown Ninja]

this thread is gayer than aids

[Brown Ninja]

Sudan aids that is

[WARMachine]

I thought my poem saved it?

No?

[Brown Ninja]

close but no cigar. Good effort though War.

[Chode Logan]

I don't know if you guys have heard this new club anthem by "J4sheezy"
verse 1
When it comes to sex
Settle for nothing but the best
Big round bottom and a bulging sexy chest
Who would of that this love would leave me dead
I like your ass baby because it's coloured bright red

chorus
Baboon ass, baboon ass
Gotta get me some of dat baboon ass
Baboon ass, baboon ass
Cause baby lovin you is worth the AIDS

verse 2
A little HIV is your gift to me
And baby I'll pay you back in spades
It's worth the side effects to tap dat ass
Even if the side effect is AIDS

Magic Johnson, and Eazy E
Have one little thing in common with me
Not Basketball, rap, or making shitty posts
A hint? I caught f*cking monkeys

chorus
Baboon ass, baboon ass
Gotta get me some of dat baboon ass
Baboon ass, baboon ass
Cause baby lovin you is worth the AIDS

[Chode Logan]

Timbaland produced it btw, track is hawt

[J431S]

Some people don't like this poem, but I do. I kinda like positive, happy sentiment.

The author is Rudy Kipling (1849-1935), he was a Brit vet. Thanks man.

[J431S]

Nope, this ain't my shippment!

[J431S]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more than buying a clue, my friend,
You'll be a Man.

repost the power of the mind

[jbm]

repost the power of the mind

J431S... you are loosing your mind! lol...