If

[J431S]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more than buying a clue, my friend,
You'll be a Man.

[TRT,MAN]

jbm this ones for you

[Lightsout2184]

jbm this ones for you

yeah jbm pics please. what can u come up with from this

[jbm]

^ haha... It's for Prone and Brown Ninja!

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[Tigershark]

Nice.

[jbm]

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more than buying a clue, my friend,
You'll be a Man.

[jbm]

[-Ender-]

(massive Edit)
There is no point to this thread, OP is ______.
a) awesome
b) in need of attention
c) none of the above.

pick one.

[stack_it]

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the sky so bright
Won't you grant this wish I wish tonight

[T-MOS]

How about this one

IF you don't change your Avy, I can see a ban in your future and you can be all the monkey man you want !!!

[*RAGE*]

Lets see where to start,,,,,,

I will be back to you in just a few...

[*RAGE*]

If:
you have sex with monkeys you will get aids

If:
an elephant has sex with you your butt will hurt

If:
you continue to make dumb ass threads you will be flamed

If:
you act like a retard you will be treated like one

If:
I could reach through this computer and choke the shit out of you I would

If:
you sleep with aids infected monkeys you will wake up with bananas

If:
If you had a clue you would leave and never return..

I am not done and will be back soon...

[RA]

Why did I open this one...again?

[stack_it]

Old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone but when she bent over rover took over and she got a bone of her own!

[scerpico22]

Why did I open this one...again?

i thought the same thing...i guess just to see this fool the shit flamed out of him AGAIN!

[TRT,MAN]

he must have called it quits he didnt take avy down knowing dam well hes gonna get banned.

[BritishColumbian]

Georgy Porjy puddin and pie
jacked off in his girlfriends eye
when her eye was sticky shut
Georgy fvcked that one eyed slut

[BritishColumbian]

I hate my job and I hate my wife
I hate this town and I hate my life.

[higherdesire]

Roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhym
this one does not

[stack_it]

When I was young and had no sense
I hung my pecker on a barbwire fence

[TRT,MAN]

When I was young and had no sense
I hung my pecker on a barbwire fence

thats beautiful.

[T-MOS]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my Cock
The clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
and dumped the bitch off at the next block



Gotta love Andrew Dice Clay

[stack_it]

Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a bail of hay
When jill touched jack
Jack stepped back then
Said sorry bltch I'm gay

[TRT,MAN]

little boy blue, he needed the money

[T-MOS]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fvcking dick

[TRT,MAN]

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fvcking dick

nice one same person. lol

[T-MOS]

nice one same person. lol

yep, andrew dice clay, nursery rhymes


Mary Mary quite contrary
shave that p ussy,
its so damn hairy

[collar]

i gotta say, his achieving his goal
we are still opening his thread to read lol.

[T-MOS]

i gotta say, his achieving his goal
we are still opening his thread to read lol.

Yea, but we all forgot about the OP and just took over the thread like we will do to every thread this 16 year old starts

[TRT,MAN]

i wouldnt say that ,it kinda turned into a play ground for us.

[stack_it]

roses are red
Violets are blue
The op sucks dlck
And his thread does too

[*RAGE*]

roses are red
Violets are blue
The op sucks dlck
And his thread does too

LMFAO, omg that was funny I damn near dropped my computer...hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[DSM4Life]

penis

[jbm]

[ni4ni]

IF your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle

[T-MOS]

IF the OP comes back here and dares put up another stupid avy......well he just better not......lolol