We're looking to send this feminist bītch "friend" of ours a stripper pole as her 21st birthday present since we just love and respect her oh so much! However, we're wondering if there are any other, perhaps even more offensive and fitting items to give to this feminazi? Would the gentlemen of this fine board offer us some advice on this matter?

P.S. I recognize that sounds awfully immature of my friends and I, but I insist that this will be a most entertaining endeavour. Thank you!