Cancun Weekend......Suggestions

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 03:17 PM

OK, so I have never been to Cancun, and my GF has a birthday at the end of this month and I thought what the hell. and all inclusive weekend in Cancun.

The property is THE RIU CARIBE, a 5 apple all inclusive resort.

any LEGIT suggestions on what to do while there or anything I should look for or stay away from???

THANKS...

all inclusive....do they have any Idea how much I can eat???....LOLOL

**Chode Logan** · 07-02-2009, 03:19 PM

Bring me with you, I'll be your Cabana boy.

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Bring me with you, I'll be your Cabana boy.

will you rub lotion on my hairy butt???

**Immortal Soldier** · 07-02-2009, 03:24 PM

Isn't your girlfriend like 11?

You are such a pedophile...

**Phate** · 07-02-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Bring me with you, I'll be your Cabana boy.

shvt i second that

**stpete** · 07-02-2009, 03:26 PM

Tear it up T-Mos!!!
Sorry, i don't have any suggestions for an all inclusive resort. I've only made it to Tijuana.

***RAGE*** · 07-02-2009, 03:31 PM

I want to go,

sucba
jet skies
wind surfing
sex on the beach
much drinking rum, I love rum...

last but not least got to hit the pharm and send me a package...fuvker

also dont forget to video tap all the sex...and post it....

I have done two weeks in cancun and if you stay way from the tourist traps it is real cheap.....

**BuffThaStuff** · 07-02-2009, 03:31 PM

Legit suggestions? Yea, bring another broad to the bed with you and your girl.

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

Isn't your girlfriend like 11?

You are such a pedophile...

its her birthday, she is turning 12 so fvck off

actually she will be 24.......

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**Immortal Soldier** · 07-02-2009, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

its her birthday, she is turning 12 so fvck off

actually she will be 24.......

Your how old? 85?

Post a pic of her or be banned forever

**Mooseman33** · 07-02-2009, 03:37 PM

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no shit, bring a michael jackson mask...swine flu is no joke in mexico bro...

u are a brave soul to travel there

**-Ender-** · 07-02-2009, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

OK, so I have never been to Cancun, and my GF has a birthday at the end of this month and I thought what the hell. and all inclusive weekend in Cancun.

The property is THE RIU CARIBE, a 5 apple all inclusive resort.

any LEGIT suggestions on what to do while there or anything I should look for or stay away from???

THANKS...

all inclusive....do they have any Idea how much I can eat???....LOLOL

Get ready for fried food and boiled veggies.

***RAGE*** · 07-02-2009, 03:57 PM

swine flu

you mean there is a real sickness out there

shit I thought it was because we elected a black president

I better go get some meds.....

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

Get ready for fried food and boiled veggies.

I bet I gain at least 10 lbs that weekend....lolol

**CHAP** · 07-02-2009, 04:08 PM

Make sure if your going to eat outside of your resort you ask them the best places!!!!

My wife and I stopped in a little place (nice) white table clothes. The whole shabang.

Food was not eddible and the drinks they gave us were so wattered down we had them pour more liquor in infront of us ... Still nothing.

Take your own bottled water or buy at the resort. There tap is nothiing like our purification system.

There are some places to eat there that have 5 star chefs and good prices you just have to know where your going.

For some good fun have a few Coronas and take a taxi. They dont stop at stop signs.

Oh one more thing. Send me some thing back .

Have a great time.

**BuffThaStuff** · 07-02-2009, 04:08 PM

Have a drunk girl throw up in your mouth.

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 07-02-2009, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by BuffThaStuff

Have a drunk girl throw up in your mouth.

What ever you do have fun man.

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 04:22 PM

damn, i haven't had a real vacation in almost two years now....... I can't wait

So, the all inclusive resort has all alcohol included, should I be worried about them using tap water in those drinks??

It's just a long weekend, but damn its gonna be nice to just get away for a few days

will my Iphone still work there? can't be away from the board for too long, I will go into withdrawl.....lol

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 07-02-2009, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

damn, i haven't had a real vacation in almost two years now....... I can't wait

So, the all inclusive resort has all alcohol included, should I be worried about them using tap water in those drinks??
Well I don't know if they have metals or contaminants of that kind but if you order spirits the alchol content should kill the VAST majority if not all bacteria that might be in the water,plus if it is an expensive place frequented by Americans the water quality will probably be better than average.They wouldn't want all the tourists dropping dead.

It's just a long weekend, but damn its gonna be nice to just get away for a few days

will my Iphone still work there? can't be away from the board for too long, I will go into withdrawl.....lol

If you do lose contact you might not recognise the place when you get back.

**Hazard** · 07-02-2009, 04:46 PM

carlos and charlies..... nuff said LOL - take her there and she'll walk-out missing her shirt..... it's crazy LMAO

~Haz~

**eatrainrest** · 07-02-2009, 04:46 PM

does she know that your a moderator on a steroid forum?

**Immortal Soldier** · 07-02-2009, 05:11 PM

You better be working out at that hotel's fitness center every morning.

**CptAmericaX** · 07-02-2009, 05:15 PM

man i always wanted to go there and then it became the swine flue country and cartel

**Chitown Raider** · 07-02-2009, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

damn, i haven't had a real vacation in almost two years now....... I can't wait

So, the all inclusive resort has all alcohol included, should I be worried about them using tap water in those drinks??

It's just a long weekend, but damn its gonna be nice to just get away for a few days

will my Iphone still work there? can't be away from the board for too long, I will go into withdrawl.....lol

Be careful with the water out there, I got sick from the ice cubes at the resort. I figured it would be ok, had a stomach flu for 3 days as soon as I got back home.

**Hoggage_54** · 07-02-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by eatrainrest

does she know that your a moderator on a steroid forum?

Yes Prone knows......

**bjpennnn** · 07-02-2009, 05:20 PM

do not pee in public ha

**amcon** · 07-02-2009, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

OK, so I have never been to Cancun, and my GF has a birthday at the end of this month and I thought what the hell. and all inclusive weekend in Cancun.

The property is THE RIU CARIBE, a 5 apple all inclusive resort.

any LEGIT suggestions on what to do while there or anything I should look for or stay away from???

THANKS...

all inclusive....do they have any Idea how much I can eat???....LOLOL

stay away from the swingers, the transvestites, and sharks

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by eatrainrest

does she know that your a moderator on a steroid forum?

yep, she is usually laying next to me at night falling asleep as I sit on the laptop ...she knows all I do, even the medications for growth

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by amcon

stay away from the swingers, the transvestites, and sharks

well Damn, now you're just taking ALL the fun out of it.....

**ni4ni** · 07-02-2009, 05:34 PM

T, you taking orders for gear?

**KatsMeow** · 07-02-2009, 05:36 PM

Awesome vacation....

Big, please take notes ;-)

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

Awesome vacation....

Big, please take notes ;-)

its actually a great deal so far Kat, its a 5 apple resort ( guess thats like a 5 star) and with my airfare from Pittsburgh, all transfers, and tax, hotel all inclusive FOOD, and ALCOHOL included, for 3 nights for two people $1200.00

and they have like 3 resorts there that you can hop from one to the other

I am sure it has to be even cheaper from Florida

**kaptainkeezy04** · 07-02-2009, 05:40 PM

All inclusive is the way to go, especially with your high calorie diet. Looks like a blast man, can't wait to hear about it.

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by ni4ni

T, you taking orders for gear?

I have heard that there really isn't anything good in Cancun, but I dont know. guess I could look for a pharmacy and see what they have......

**KatsMeow** · 07-02-2009, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I have heard that there really isn't anything good in Cancun, but I dont know. guess I could look for a pharmacy and see what they have......

They don't really have much there since it's a tourist area.

You did get a great deal, I've always wanted to go to one of the Sandals all inclusive resorts but they are pretty expensive, you will have to let us know how it goes for sure!

**Pocketbattleship2B** · 07-02-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I have heard that there really isn't anything good in Cancun, but I dont know. guess I could look for a pharmacy and see what they have......

Hey, if you see anyting that can change me from a 5'8'' shortar$e to a 6'4'' 300lb monster with 4foot wide shoulders and a size 20 waist will you pick it up for me.LOL

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

They don't really have much there since it's a tourist area.

You did get a great deal, I've always wanted to go to one of the Sandals all inclusive resorts but they are pretty expensive, you will have to let us know how it goes for sure!

Will do !!

I will be off cycle, (back to TRT cruise) so I plan on enjoying, and overindulging then come back and work my butt off.....lolol

***T-MOS*** · 07-02-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Pocketbattleship2B

Hey, if you see anyting that can change me from a 5'8'' shortar$e to a 6'4'' 300lb monster with 4foot wide shoulders and a size 20 waist will you pick it up for me.LOL

I will get you two !!