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  1. 12-19-2010, 04:03 PM #53881
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    damn cigarettes
    Quit smoking you animal!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Quit smoking you animal!!
    I only smoke when I drink, i just have some left over and no dip...or i would dip
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  4. 12-19-2010, 04:11 PM #53884
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I only smoke when I drink, i just have some left over and no dip...or i would dip
    I quit chewing after 8 years.... it was hard but did it cold turkey
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    double post... this site is being weird
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    Still hanging in there Bert? How many players left?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    Still hanging in there Bert? How many players left?
    Nah... just busted.... 38th.... top 18 made the money.... This will be the last night I play online poker ever again.... Its just so unreal.... I have been playing this game seriously since I was 15.... I am now 27.... I stopped playing seriously when I was 23. I have seen almost everything that can possibly happen... I use to play 50+ hours a week..... but the shit I see over and over again online in a span of a few hours is literally impossible and no one can convince me otherwise.... The shit just doesn't happen....

    Ever notice you get a hand like AA and you get up against something like A10.... for some reason this idiot gets all his money in preflop with a hand like A10.... anyways..... the flop is like K-J-3..... the guy will have a runner runner flush draw and a gutshot..... guess what.... one of them is gonna hit every time..... Unless I am the most unlucky person on the planet..... because 95% of the time I put my money in with the best hand but I only seem to come out on top like 10% of the time
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    Yet in real life.... I come out on top 75% of the time.... hmmmm..... wonder how thats possible
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    No its not just you. I have seen some ridiculous things happen online in just one session that wont happen in THOUSANDS of hands in real life. Its hard to trust something that you cant see (computer software) and who is to say that its not fixed? Seems like it would be very easy to do. The only thing you can hope for is that the crazy beats will work in your favor as much as they go against you I guess. I personally would choose live play every time over online but you cant play live in your underwear while lying in your bed at 4 in the morning either though. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    No its not just you. I have seen some ridiculous things happen online in just one session that wont happen in THOUSANDS of hands in real life. Its hard to trust something that you cant see (computer software) and who is to say that its not fixed? Seems like it would be very easy to do. The only thing you can hope for is that the crazy beats will work in your favor as much as they go against you I guess. I personally would choose live play every time over online but you cant play live in your underwear while lying in your bed at 4 in the morning either though. lol
    Depends on how much $$$$$ you drop at the casino
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  11. 12-19-2010, 05:31 PM #53891
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    I just want to say.... I am proud of myself..... I did a lot of posting today.... some in the lounge.... some in the Q&A.... I think I even popped one or two in the diet section
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I think I even popped one or two in the diet section
    and what exactly did you have to say in the diet section? I assuming it was something theoretical?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    and what exactly did you have to say in the diet section? I assuming it was something theoretical?
    You're such a c0cksucker..... although, that did make me laugh.... Thats gotta be why your GF likes you.... cuz you're funny..... you sure aren't good looking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You're such a c0cksucker..... although, that did make me laugh.... Thats gotta be why your GF likes you.... cuz you're funny..... you sure aren't good looking
    why do you think I keep the lights down low when she's over? Im sexy in the dark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    why do you think I keep the lights down low when she's over? Im sexy in the dark.
    You're smarter than I thought.... Well played sir.

    Now..... when are we going to the gym to train, so you can knock me out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    why do you think I keep the lights down low when she's over? Im sexy in the dark.
    Oh Great KP, now you show up when I'm going to bed. I got up early this morn all excited about going oral with your brother over the internet. Hell I even put on some clean underwear for the occasion, and you guys are a no show. Phooey I'm going to bed. You net tease you.
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  18. 12-20-2010, 02:12 AM #53898
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  19. 12-20-2010, 02:13 AM #53899
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Damn you're a whore
    little ole me?

    why shucks! youre making me blush
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    little ole me?

    why shucks! youre making me blush
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    Hey fattie humper
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Hey fattie humper
    besides humping others as well.....that remind me i need more fatties
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    besides humping others as well.....that remind me i need more fatties
    everyone needs a fattie now and then
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    everyone needs a fattie now and then
    I just need to tell them I have time now....
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    Finally went to gym this morning at 4.20 am and worked out till 630 am......after 2 weeks....
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    bout time lazy ass
    hey i ran DNP for 4 weeks at 600 mg and taking are of the kid wife was away
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    hey i ran DNP for 4 weeks at 600 mg and taking are of the kid wife was away
    I will let it slide this time
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I will let it slide this time
    in and out??
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    in and out??
    Yes. And round and round.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Yes. And round and round.
    that doesnt even make sense but again with you involved nothing else does.....so I am just going back to work....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    that doesnt even make sense but again with you involved nothing else does.....so I am just going back to work....
    I turn circles inside chicks, and they love it. So yes, it makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Bitch has arrived
    fixed....
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
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    yeah baby yeah....

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