dukkits international house o whores

[D3m3nt3d]

Its about time to get laid again I think....hmm chick at work im already boning, or the new drama filled chick I havent tapped yet?

[Dukkit]

whose in my mutha fukkin whore house!!!!!

[D3m3nt3d]

whose in my mutha fukkin whore house!!!!!

I run this bitch

[D3m3nt3d]

you are never here anymore dukkit

[LGM]

testes, testes, one... two........ three.... ???

[LGM]

Thanks for calling Premature Ejaculators Anonymous.... Can you hold please?

[D3m3nt3d]

You know what really scares the hell out of me? Snowblindness in cats.

[MaNiCC]

Im ill

[D3m3nt3d]

sup broseph?

[D3m3nt3d]

its funny, when it rains it pours

[D3m3nt3d]

I grew up a fukkin screwup,
got introduced to the game
got an ounce
and fukkin blew up

[D3m3nt3d]

what nobody has the fukkin internet on Christmas break?

[D3m3nt3d]

wrecked my damn shoulders

[D3m3nt3d]

Just emailed out pics of the wife

[Standby]

damn right you did, wacking it to her right now

[coonhunter]

bump

[ReX357]

I f*cking hate drunks.

I was sitting at a table alone at a local pub. Just received my meal of rice and chicken with some vegetables in it. This drunk mother f*cker comes and sits right in front of me in my booth and starts telling me he thinks he knows me. Then proceeds to tell me to shut up while he's trying to think of who I am. I give him a first verbal warning about talking to me like that. He insists on staying and figuring out who I am. Fine he's drunk whatever. Then I say to him maybe I met him at anger management classes. He lights up and thinks that where I met him, and rambles something that you learn in anger management. I reply with "I don't remember much, those classes didn't do much for me" then this guy proceeds to call me a piece of sh*t. Now this guy is looking to be made an example of, so I stand up and ask him to repeat himself. Proceeds to do so. I'm like you need to leave my table or I'm gonna punch you out. He's like "I'm right here buddy if you wanna go outside". "OK let's do this". Bring him outside, one on one, proceed to destroy him in front of a crowd of people, they had to pull me off.

Now, the cops are probably on their way so I had to **** off at that point. Didn't get to finish my meal or anything and I f*cked up the same knuckle as last time.

F*CK UGLY DRUNK PEOPLE. F*CK.

I'm hungry.

[Standby]

awesome story, i love fight stories

[Bertuzzi]

If I get knocked off the site and cant log in again i quit

quiter... but yah, I dont know why we get auto logged out. Server reset methinks

I haven't had this issue once... Maybe you guys are retarded or something..... Just saying

[calgarian]

I haven't had this issue once... Maybe you guys are retarded or something..... Just saying

me tooo there is a "remember me "button check that off u morons

[jbm]

Christmas is near!!!! still no money!

[D3m3nt3d]

damn right you did, wacking it to her right now

I got videos i could have sent you too bro, but you would have to see my dick

[D3m3nt3d]

I f*cking hate drunks.

I was sitting at a table alone at a local pub. Just received my meal of rice and chicken with some vegetables in it. This drunk mother f*cker comes and sits right in front of me in my booth and starts telling me he thinks he knows me. Then proceeds to tell me to shut up while he's trying to think of who I am. I give him a first verbal warning about talking to me like that. He insists on staying and figuring out who I am. Fine he's drunk whatever. Then I say to him maybe I met him at anger management classes. He lights up and thinks that where I met him, and rambles something that you learn in anger management. I reply with "I don't remember much, those classes didn't do much for me" then this guy proceeds to call me a piece of sh*t. Now this guy is looking to be made an example of, so I stand up and ask him to repeat himself. Proceeds to do so. I'm like you need to leave my table or I'm gonna punch you out. He's like "I'm right here buddy if you wanna go outside". "OK let's do this". Bring him outside, one on one, proceed to destroy him in front of a crowd of people, they had to pull me off.

Now, the cops are probably on their way so I had to **** off at that point. Didn't get to finish my meal or anything and I f*cked up the same knuckle as last time.

F*CK UGLY DRUNK PEOPLE. F*CK.

I'm hungry.

Wannabe underwear models can't fight

[zimmy]

I f*cking hate drunks.

I was sitting at a table alone at a local pub. Just received my meal of rice and chicken with some vegetables in it. This drunk mother f*cker comes and sits right in front of me in my booth and starts telling me he thinks he knows me. Then proceeds to tell me to shut up while he's trying to think of who I am. I give him a first verbal warning about talking to me like that. He insists on staying and figuring out who I am. Fine he's drunk whatever. Then I say to him maybe I met him at anger management classes. He lights up and thinks that where I met him, and rambles something that you learn in anger management. I reply with "I don't remember much, those classes didn't do much for me" then this guy proceeds to call me a piece of sh*t. Now this guy is looking to be made an example of, so I stand up and ask him to repeat himself. Proceeds to do so. I'm like you need to leave my table or I'm gonna punch you out. He's like "I'm right here buddy if you wanna go outside". "OK let's do this". Bring him outside, one on one, proceed to destroy him in front of a crowd of people, they had to pull me off.

Now, the cops are probably on their way so I had to **** off at that point. Didn't get to finish my meal or anything and I f*cked up the same knuckle as last time.

F*CK UGLY DRUNK PEOPLE. F*CK.

I'm hungry.

didn't know they let 15 year old in anger management :P

[Dukkit]

I want pics of your wife demented!

oh and hello whores!!

[D3m3nt3d]

I want pics of your wife demented!

oh and hello whores!!

PM me your email bro

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This place smells like dirty panties.

[D3m3nt3d]

This place smells like dirty panties.

It's because its Dukkits thread.

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[D3m3nt3d]

Fml...

[ReX357]

Wannabe underwear models can't fight

says the guy without testicles.

[ReX357]

didn't know they let 15 year old in anger management :P

I don't get it. Who's 15?

[Dukkit]

I did a sexy santa photo shoot last night
got a few #'s from the female clients

got paid.

got a free airbrush tan
got a free massage

it was a good night overall. lol

[Dukkit]

had to cut in the middle of winter bulk though

lost 10lbs in 10days
came in pretty lean

now... to start bulking again!

[Dukkit]

i sodium loaded, carb depleted, water depleted

not fun

not fun at all

[Dukkit]

oh and i did fasted cardio,... i never do cardio

fukkers

[ReX357]

dukkit, what kinda protocol did you follow to get photoshoot ready?

[Dukkit]

dukkit, what kinda protocol did you follow to get photoshoot ready?

hmm, I only had 10 days notification. So had to do the best i could in given time

so started postworkout cardio on lifting days and fasted cardio on non workout days (only workout 3 days a week)

7 days out i lowered carbs to 200g a day
5 days out lowered carbs to 100g a day
3 days out, no carbs

6 days out i started sodum loading for 3 days
4 days out i slowly tapered off water
gallon
then 3/4 gallon
half gallon
1/4 gallon
then day of shoot no water