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    i looked lean and dry

    but kinda flat

    i think next time ill switch the carb routine up and carb deplete a few days earlier then carb load 2 days before so i look fuller

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    Ahhhhh work is gonna be long and boring today

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    says the guy without testicles.
    My nuts are intact again

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Ahhhhh work is gonna be long and boring today
    jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    jackass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    you have missed out on pics of the hellraiser.

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    Any homies around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Any homies around?
    you have mail sir at your gmail account

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    nothing there bro, try again. Ive added you on yahoo

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    still smells

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    Chicken of the sea

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    lunchtime, mm protein

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    I had a large tea, sonic breakfast burrito with no meat. Now I have onion breath.

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    is it really my fault that women come into my salon looking for validation on their recent boob job, or tummy tuck, or how soft their skin is??? I think not. I'm there to make people feel good.

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    We have even started getting more gay guys coming in... I must be fukking hot.

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    What is everyone getting for Christmas?

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    I got a microderm abrasion machine, face steamer, towel warmer, tray, and 9k for Christmas. Though the last one was my gift to myself.

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    You got a lot of gay shit it sounds like

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    jigga who?......jigga what?....word...

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    holla @ ya boi

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    its become such a chore, to be such a whore....yet never a bore, exept when i snoore...

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    ghetto is a whore, he fukks in the door, on the floor, he'll even fukk four... at a time. Oh my, that didnt rhyme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    You got a lot of gay shit it sounds like
    I own a day spa. What do you expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    I own a day spa. What do you expect?
    Good point. Got any hot girls that can give me a massage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ghetto is a whore, he fukks in the door, on the floor, he'll even fukk four... at a time. Oh my, that didnt rhyme.
    Did you receive your email sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    I own a day spa. What do you expect?
    you should make it a day spa/tattoo shop/porn studio/whiskey club/ice cream parlor.

    maybe then, just maybe.... youll be as cool as me.

    bahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Did you receive your email sir?
    oh yes!

    she was alright. def wouldnt of let her fukk me over though

    but youve learned your lesson.

    so it was worth it in the end.

    life is tricky like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh yes!

    she was alright. def wouldnt of let her fukk me over though

    but youve learned your lesson.

    so it was worth it in the end.

    life is tricky like that
    How could I have prevented that?

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    i fukkin hate the holidays.

    always have

    only thing theyre good for is days off work

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    How could I have prevented that?
    never fall in love

    always stay attentive

    always keep a mistress

    always assume they are doing worse

    lol

    works for me

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    The holiday traffic is absolute gayness. And I live in a small city.

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    Im not sure if i want to drive 2 hours to Deleware tonight or 2 hours to my old highschool town in PA

    fukk it, ill stay home and sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    never fall in love

    always stay attentive

    always keep a mistress

    always assume they are doing worse

    lol

    works for me
    Damn I wish I would have met you 4 years ago

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    either way im getting laid.

    so im gin

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    I have been turning down the pvssy here lately, not sure whats up. I think I need some strange.

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    oh oh oh!!

    i didnt tell you guys... i met another preggo chick

    hmmm

    so fukkin hot. shes 7 and 1/2 months

    big swollen titties

    thick thighs

    high sex drive

    im seeing her after work today

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I have been turning down the pvssy here lately, not sure whats up. I think I need some strange.
    strange sex?

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    i think this is the 6th or 7th preggo on my list now

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    not including the ones ive gotten pregnant with my own sperm. bahahaha

    add another 5 to that then

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    strange sex?
    Yea thats what we call pvssy we haven't got yet

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