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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Next time when u pick up from timmy get a DOuble double ...that will wake u up and dont listen to Bert If I want "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice" thenI will go to Starbucks too
    lol thats pretty funny bro and tottaly a chick/bert coffee....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    lol thats pretty funny bro and tottaly a chick/bert coffee....
    i am pretty sure he is gay and he has a GF just for the show....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i am pretty sure he is gay and he has a GF just for the show....
    cover ups man, everyones doin it
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    There's a Gold's Gym next door to this place I'm going to begin classes. I'm blown away. It's the real live gym we don't have anything like anywhere near where I live! There was even a couple of guys who were not tiny! I went in and asked about trying it out... They said they'd give me a free week!
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    Figures I have to drive for 2 hours to find a gym that doesn't suck.
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    lmao ernst. thats pretty sweet tho. youd like my gym
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i am pretty sure he is gay and he has a GF just for the show....
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    cover ups man, everyones doin it
    No I figured out his secret. He walks in to his local Starbucks and goes up to the counter to place his order. He then proceeds to order a double French vanilla with quarter shot of fudge and 1 creamer with whip cream. The trick is he follows every order with the phrase "no homo"
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    If you go into Starbucks and order that I'm pretty sure that means they deliver it to you in a mens room stall lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    No I figured out his secret. He walks in to his local Starbucks and goes up to the counter to place his order. He then proceeds to order a double French vanilla with quarter shot of fudge and 1 creamer with whip cream. The trick is he follows every order with the phrase "no homo"
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    If you go into Starbucks and order that I'm pretty sure that means they deliver it to you in a mens room stall lol.
    lmfap poor bert
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    who wants cuddles?!!!?
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    Stack stop PM'n me about penis pics please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Fat chicks.
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    obese chicks
    yummyyyyyy
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    Cal likes em lardy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Stack stop PM'n me about penis pics please.
    You promised if I sent you one of mine you'd show me yours. I'm not stopping till you hold to your end of the bargain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    You promised if I sent you one of mine you'd show me yours. I'm not stopping till you hold to your end of the bargain.
    That's because i thought mine was going to be bigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    That's because i thought mine was going to be bigger
    Lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Cal likes em lardy.
    r u mentaly retarted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    That's because i thought mine was going to be bigger
    do u even have a d!ck left?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    r u mentaly retarted?
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    do u een have a d!ck left?
    Apparently so, i'm getting pvssy biotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Apparently so, i'm getting pvssy biotch
    pvssies are 13$ for d1cks like u
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    You two should just fvck and get it over with
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    You two should just fvck and get it over with
    i will pass
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    I'm hungry. Maybe I'll eat pizza!
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i will. As long as I receive.

    Idk if d will be ok with that. You may have to flip a coin
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    do u need to look at his d!ck to be 100% sure?
    You love showing other men your dick don't you..... so gay

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    Nope just fatty food. I'm running a fever and hacking up brown shit. I think I caught it from Bert.

    Next time wash your hands before coming in here Bert!
    Sorry, my bad.

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    y dont u wear rubber before u do the deed with him
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    I tried but he was too loose. I had to raw dog it just to get off.
    I don't know what that was all about

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    Next time when u pick up from timmy get a DOuble double ...that will wake u up and dont listen to Bert If I want "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice" thenI will go to Starbucks too
    ^^ Sounds like you've ordered that before.

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    lol thats pretty funny bro and tottaly a chick/bert coffee....
    Chick/cal coffee, apparently

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    i am pretty sure he is gay and he has a GF just for the show....
    You weren't suppose to tell anyone.... you fvcker!

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    No I figured out his secret. He walks in to his local Starbucks and goes up to the counter to place his order. He then proceeds to order a double French vanilla with quarter shot of fudge and 1 creamer with whip cream. The trick is he follows every order with the phrase "no homo"
    That was a good one....


    Just for the record I only order a Venti 5 Shot Americano. Nothing fancy just strong.... like me

    Peace out bitches!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You love showing other men your dick don't you..... so gay



    Sorry, my bad.





    I don't know what that was all about



    ^^ Sounds like you've ordered that before.



    Chick/cal coffee, apparently



    You weren't suppose to tell anyone.... you fvcker!



    That was a good one....


    Just for the record I only order a Venti 5 Shot Americano. Nothing fancy just strong.... like me

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    Sluts and whores! You're all reported!

    What do you have to say for yourselves?!

    HUH!? Let's hear it!

    This is the most disappointing thread I've ever had the pleasure of posting in!!!
    An entire page about fuking coffee?!

    The punishment will be swift and just!!




















































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    that's right!
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