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  1. 01-07-2011, 03:43 PM #54601
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    what the hell have you guys done to my whore thread! to much penis!
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  3. 01-07-2011, 06:55 PM #54603
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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien_C View Post
    Whats the story all I'm back?
    Standby still can't get laid

    Calgarian still bangs fat chicks

    Kp is still ugly

    Bert is still all jacked up on Starbucks

    I'm still the greatest of all time in anything and everything
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    Lol, Nice round up stack man. Boring aul night here.
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    ugh everytime i talk to you stack you make my eggo go down 10%
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    demented doesnt like woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    ugh everytime i talk to you stack you make my eggo go down 10%
    You need to beat that negativity out of you mind. Walk over to a mirror right now look right at it and say to negativity "hi I'm positivity and I CAN beat you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    ugh everytime i talk to you stack you make my eggo go down 10%
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    And I'm always wanna fvck Stack
    Since you lost your balls does that make it less gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Since you lost your balls does that make it less gay?
    Yes, BUT if you want to fukk me it makes you more gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    demented doesnt like woman
    I'm just a whore these days. I like women, I do not love them
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    time to update myself on tfln
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    on what
    Textsfromlastnight dot com
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Yes, BUT if you want to fukk me it makes you more gay.
    What if I say "no homo"
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  21. 01-08-2011, 01:52 AM #54621
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Since you lost your balls does that make it less gay?
    his wife was transexual......and now IT is using her fits to fvck him in the ass
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    "i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth"
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    Couple in the hotel room next to me keep ****ing. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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    text from SB
    i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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    that is for demented
    he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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    Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.

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    demented's wife
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    I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution.."
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    hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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    thats what i got from kp
    "I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened ."
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    Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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    This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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    He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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    kp again

    if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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