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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-;54***90
    ^ the LIKES OF WHICH ARE THE STUFF OF LEGEND AND STORIES OF OLD!


    hell, I even kissed her.
    Oh no

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    she was a pregnate one too! Just to make Dukki jealous. MWHA HAHA!

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    matter of fact: she's going to have twins! I might actually have one up on ol Dukki!

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    I'M knocking ON THE DOOR DUKKI!! YOU READING ANY OF THIS????

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-;54***91
    most of the poontang i happen upon does not show up on film.
    meaning... they are vampires. they also dont show up in mirrors
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-;54***94
    she was a pregnate one too! Just to make Dukki jealous. MWHA HAHA!
    and she just told you that she was preggo. but in reality she was just really fat and thats how she gets away with it

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    okay

    love you, my little whore wannabes

    time for the gym

    then off to this girls house

    who im going to make pregnant

    then ill let you fukk her Ender just so you can tell ppl youve done a preggo like Dukki

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    I saw the ultrasound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC;54***84
    she must of been bad
    Nah its the damn Zoloft! I can't cum in the mornings, no shit.

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    I am never fukking pregnant girls you sick fukks. I didn't even fukk my wife when she got fat and pregnant

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    But Dukkit prolly did. She is a whore.

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    If our kid didn't look like me I would take her ass to the Maury show.

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    And if she isn't my kid I would spend life in prison.

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    I would hold on to the bars and smile all day

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    and I would sing 50 Cents When it Rains it Pours

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    Aint shit changed
    niggaz doin the same ol shit
    them new hollow tips
    and them same ol clips.

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    I'm bangin this old classmate Saturday, she wantsadadick

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    and imagonnagiveittoher

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    Demented your title should have been "couldn't turn a hoe into a housewife"

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    ive got wood

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    What is going on this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sven7 View Post
    What is going on this thread
    It's called greatness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d;54***77
    I got laid this weekend, and I will be next weekend.

    Yesterday morning I had like a 45 minute blowjob and could never cum, dumbass medicine.
    dont blame ur medicaion blame ur whore wife who chopped off ur balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    It's called greatness.
    im standby and i approve this message

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    It's called greatness.
    cumming in 5 times and ready and willing for the sixth time.......now thats greatness

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    im greatness

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    at its best

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    Last name ever, first name greatest

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    cumming in 5 times and ready and willing for the sixth time.......now thats greatness
    im a one and done type of guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    im a one and done type of guy.
    not me id go for as long as i could. but ive ever had a gf that wanted to go more then 2 rounds.... b*tches be holdin me back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    not me id go for as long as i could. but ive ever had a gf that wanted to go more then 2 rounds.... b*tches be holdin me back

    I wish I could. I can last as long as I want but once I decide to go the little guy hibernates lol. If I get about an hour then I'm gtg. I've been with one girl that I gave a ride home from the bar and then went back to the bar to and another girl came home with me. I miss the good ol' days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I wish I could. I can last as long as I want but once I decide to go the little guy hibernates lol. If I get about an hour then I'm gtg. I've been with one girl that I gave a ride home from the bar and then went back to the bar to and another girl came home with me. I miss the good ol' days.
    i cant wait to have some good ol' days lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i cant wait to have some good ol' days lol
    You gotta go get em. What's the legal drinking age up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    You gotta go get em. What's the legal drinking age up there.
    19 in ontario 18 everywhere else

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    It's been like 4 days since I got laid. I'm dying here. Every girl under 35 years old or 165 pounds is looking awfully sexy.

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    I am the greatest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    I am the greatest.

    Period!
    yea you ok....but your avy is the greatest....mariza mmmmmmmm...

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    Hey hey hey, what's that game you play? Will it make me a poor man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    dont blame ur medicaion blame ur whore wife who chopped off ur balls
    I can't cum in the morning! It was the same way last time I was on the meds you bastid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Demented your title should have been "couldn't turn a hoe into a housewife"
    My wife used to always say that about other girls, ironic huh?

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