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    With all those rolls two people could fvck each of her sides at the sane time and never know the other one was there.

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    I think mamas little baby loved too much short'nin bread.

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    no no no you just simply go with the motto "cant find a hole stick it in a roll"
    never fails you just pick a different roll and its like sex with a new person every night

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    She's so large that you need to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot.

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    Best part is you don't need lube cuz of all the chicken grease.

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    Cals gonna read this thread in the morning and

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Best part is you don't need lube cuz of all the chicken grease.
    i thought that was sweat

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    The only trouble with the flour situation is that if you get her all hot and bothered with that yeast infection she will be popping out hot rolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9za4ck4 View Post
    i thought that was sweat
    It's a mixture. The sweat pulls the chicken grease out of her pores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    It's a mixture. The sweat pulls the chicken grease out of her pores.
    i thought i tasted both

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    I dont think thats sweat coming out of her pores but rather the new Perfume shes wearing called come to me...does it smell like come to you?

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    i dont know what that smells like, all i know is that its salty

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    http://www.imgzzz.com/i/image_1289904968.gif
    Hmmm guess you can't post a animated gif in the forum so heres the link
    http://www.imgzzz.com/i/image_1289904968.gif
    Last edited by streeter; 02-05-2011 at 12:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by streeter View Post

    Hmmm guess you can't post a animated gif in the forum so heres the link
    http://www.imgzzz.com/i/image_1289904968.gif
    It didnt work there either. At least not for me, but if you go to the zyzz thread I posted some animated gifs of him. So there is a way.

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    I don't get it...oh well it was funny at least I thought so maybe I'll try again later

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    How I manage to spend so much time here and still get laid and have money in the bank amazes even me.

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    Thats because you sell yourself for money erns

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    cant wait to have time to whore again

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    my buddy is unemployed, and I suggested he can whore himself out to old german dudes for some side cash

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    Bump getting low on the list!

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    lmfao!

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    watching girl next door awesome movie elisha cuthbert is sexy as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    If you fvck her real fast you can smell bacon frying.
    so true....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Cals gonna read this thread in the morning and
    my ears were burning.....moron

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    Work has made me late for the superbowl.... Bollocks!

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    Work has made me late for life

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_ron View Post
    Work has made me late for life
    hows the "i want to be her bf" doing...did she fvcked the other dude and made u cried?

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    im a whore! im a whore! im a whore!


    mornin whores

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    bastards!

    Morning

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    Morning slutttttttrtzzzzzzzzz

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    morning Dweebs

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    Afternoon Fvkers

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    hey manicc. how's tricks? ltns

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    tricks b*tch

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    Things are on the up

    Hows my favorite secret agent doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Things are on the up

    Hows my favorite secret agent doing?
    they always are when u r not getting laid

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