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  1. 02-07-2011, 06:41 PM #56161
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    I normally wouldn't care either but it's my neighbor lol
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    I'm gonna update the thread when i get home from the gym later. I'm
    Sure you'll all get a kick out of just how crazy she is. I'm glad my nephew knew her and saved me the major headaches.
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    Are there ways to prevent belly stretch marks?

    Stretch marks occur because the elastic supportive tissue in the dermis---the middle layer of skin---gets pulled to the point where it tears. The startling bright hues of new stretch marks are caused by slight dermal bleeding. This damage in the dermis is visible because the epidermis---the surface skin layer---has also been stretched too far, and has thinned to transparency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by orthiy View Post
    Stretch marks occur because the elastic supportive tissue in the dermis---the middle layer of skin---gets pulled to the point where it tears. The startling bright hues of new stretch marks are caused by slight dermal bleeding. This damage in the dermis is visible because the epidermis---the surface skin layer---has also been stretched too far, and has thinned to transparency.
    thanks mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Hello cal whats happening?
    nothing get called for a second job interview tomorrow in the evening....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nothing get called for a second job interview tomorrow in the evening....
    Hope it goes well mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Hope it goes well mate.
    i hope so too
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    Cal if I move to Canada how long does it take my penis to adapt to the cold weather? Because here if its like 40 Degrees F, my shit only hangs like an inch....
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Cal if I move to Canada how long does it take my penis to adapt to the cold weather? Because here if its like 40 Degrees F, my shit only hangs like an inch....
    well i have a solution....u date the chiks here and i will fvck them for u ,....hows that sound?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    well i have a solution....u date the chiks here and i will fvck them for u ,....hows that sound?
    No, no dating for me big guy. I will just have the phuck them where it's warm, maybe near a kerosene heater?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    Cal if I move to Canada how long does it take my penis to adapt to the cold weather? Because here if its like 40 Degrees F, my shit only hangs like an inch....
    You may not get a hard on for a month in this weather
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You may not get a hard on for a month in this weather
    don't lie to 'em mate! with the ugly walruses up there.... he'll NEVER get a hardon!!! =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    You may not get a hard on for a month in this weather
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    don't lie to 'em mate! with the ugly walruses up there.... he'll NEVER get a hardon!!! =)
    now look who is making the comments one who couldnt get up and second who needs a blue pill even if he needs to pee
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    nothing get called for a second job interview tomorrow in the evening....
    Our local IT guy (afghani) makes about $20k/yr usd

    if you want the job, it's yours... PLUS I'll throw in free room and board, laundry lady (she's looking for a husband btw.... good opportunity 4U), house boy (he's just looking for a BF w/ benefits, another good opportunity 4U), free CPO and AV every time you want to leave the compound... cell phone, laptop, and the opportunity to laugh at all my sh1tty jokes at the dinner table.

    Plus U can help me build up the weight room (totallly sucks right now). And crap loads of pharms everywhere... NO Rx needed!!!!!

    SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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