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  1. 02-04-2011, 10:59 AM #56041
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I called in sick.
    I was so close to staying in bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Poor Stack_it got his Trailer Park condemned by Admin. Guess it wasn't up to code.
    i forgot to file all the proper paperwork. I guess I should be more organized with my trailer park duties.
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    You need to put up an 800 number for refunds
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    It was a 4 hour day for me...parts shortages due to inclimate weather...darn the luck.
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    Hey ADMIN got a few laughs out of you know what you know where about you know who lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    You need to put up an 800 number for refunds
    Sorry, it was a corporation so there's nothing you can do to get your money back
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    You know when you have been married as long as I have 25 tears I mean years. We now just have hallway sex.............wait for it..................that's when you pass each other in the hallway and just say **** You!
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    All day today when walking in the hallways girls have been checking me out. I always make eye contact with everyone that looks at me. They would make eye contact and give a little smile. At first I though I had something on my face or in my hair but I just went in the bathroom to look in the mirror and realized it's just because I'm so damn sexy!



    The fact that half the girls here are 18 and I'm 24 and not scared of vagina like all the guys there seeing there age may have something to do with it as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by streeter View Post
    You know when you have been married as long as I have 25 tears I mean years. We now just have hallway sex.............wait for it..................that's when you pass each other in the hallway and just say **** You!
    Rim Shot Please...lol

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    I'm so tired of being so damn sexy. No Stack, you're not as sexy as me.
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    [QUOTE=stack_it;5513070] I just went in the bathroom to look in the mirror and realized it's just because I'm so damn sexy!

    This will need to be verified please send me some nude pics of yourself which I will need to forward on to DSM for his approval or denial of said claim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I'm so tired of being so damn sexy. No Stack, you're not as sexy as me.
    I know. I'm sexier than you. If sexiness was graded on a curve I would be the peak. We could put kp somewhere near the valley.
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    [QUOTE=Shol'va;5513084]
    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I just went in the bathroom to look in the mirror and realized it's just because I'm so damn sexy!

    This will need to be verified please send me some nude pics of yourself which I will need to forward on to DSM for his approval or denial of said claim.

    I'll have dsm take some tonight and forward them to you.
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    Is it true that Cal asked as a favor to KP to take one of his fatties home and he's having car trouble, and that's why he hasnt had time to post lately?

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    Which one of you whores in Alberta just called me?
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    It got quiet in here must be lunch time.

    Last edited by Shol'va; 02-04-2011 at 12:32 PM.
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    I would put that molasses on her asshole and lick it off.
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    Mirror, mirror. On the wall. Whose the sexiest whore of them all?

    **Why you Dukkit, Youre the sexiest whore in all the land**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    Which one of you whores in Alberta just called me?
    It was me
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Mirror, mirror. On the wall. Whose the sexiest whore of them all?

    **Why you Dukkit, Youre the sexiest whore in all the land**
    You probably had sex with the mirror to get it to say that
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    Any of you know much about how long it would take to obtain a visa for Canada if i was to apply on 5/6th march?
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    mirror mirror on the wall...
    fuk you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    It was me
    your from americi not alberta
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    She said that the restraining order has done nothing to deter you, that you still leave dead flowers and animal blood on her steps every day and won't stop calling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    your from americi not alberta
    Lies!


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    It's as cold as Canada here so today I'm Canadian.

    Isn't Canadian Spanish for cold as fvck?
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    Just bought a new dryer. Cha-ching!

    Sure will be nice when it's delivered though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Just bought a new dryer. Cha-ching!

    Sure will be nice when it's delivered though.
    Can I have your old one?
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    Yes. It's busted. Still works, but it sounds like you're drying bricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Is it true that Cal asked as a favor to KP to take one of his fatties home and he's having car trouble, and that's why he hasnt had time to post lately?

    come on guys enough of the pics of my gf
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    Hate to break it to you, but Cal's nailing your girlfriend.
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    but she said she loved me
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    All I know is that someones chewing the fat.
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    If you fvck her real fast you can smell bacon frying.
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    Brings on a whole new meaning to hauling a$$.
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    I'm gonna go get a refurbed washer and dryer from down in the hood. I hate loud dryers.
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