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  1. 02-15-2011, 08:49 AM #56441
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    standing tall they look so small with your world upon their shoulders......
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    Mrs. Ender does not show up on film
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    And her reflection doesn't show up in mirrors?
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    ^she reflects. spends quite some time in front of one. most vaginahavers do.
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  5. 02-15-2011, 09:00 AM #56445
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    So women do, just not vampires? That explains why my bloodsucking exes didn't reflect...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I haven't seen KP on in a while.. he still alive?
    his gf told him if he sign up here he will not get a hand job and thats the only thing he is getting in terms of sex...so he doesnt show up
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  7. 02-15-2011, 09:16 AM #56447
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    So,

    I think Im sick.

    And yes... mentally.

    But also physically.

    I woke up with Strep throat I believe.

    Fukking sonofa

    I was gonna start slin today
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    Dukkit did you reach your goal and bang all your ladies this weekend?
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    sick sucks dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Dukkit did you reach your goal and bang all your ladies this weekend?
    sounds like one of em slipped him the strep

    What did I tell you about kissing Dukkit?!
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  11. 02-15-2011, 09:22 AM #56451
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    I banged 3 of the 5.

    Cuz I actually liked the one and spent all sat night and all DAY sunday with her.

    Whew. You know shes special if I spend more then 3 hours with her. lol
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    nasty pvssy juice will do it every time....

    that's why I only drink Stolies.... extra virgin pvssy juice! And it makes my breath sparkling clean

    (the following was a paid endorsement)
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    You spent more than 3 hours with a female? No wonder you're not feeling well. Someone get this man a slut, stat!
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    Whew. You know shes special if I spend more then 3 hours with her. lol


    she give you "the finger"?
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    Maybe I have throat herpes
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    ^ that actually happens
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    she does! doesn't she!?! mwhahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You spent more than 3 hours with a female? No wonder you're not feeling well. Someone get this man a slut, stat!
    I've always thought until yesterday your avi was a penguin, never really looked at it
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    i cant see this fvkin penguin
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    I've always thought until yesterday your avi was a penguin, never really looked at it
    no wonder u were n a shitty relationship u cant even see who u r with......Moron.
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    blink real fast
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    i cant see this fvkin penguin
    The blood is the body and the rubber stopper is the beak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Maybe I have throat herpes
    I've got a lip herpe right now.
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    dont even make the joke cal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    dont even make the joke cal
    what joke.......i am innocent i didnt say anything......
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    ^took you long enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    ^took you long enough
    Reported!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    hooogiddy boogiddy boooo bitches...herby says hi....
    hey u alive.....
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    watch out for broken fingernails and class rings
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    That Seal ripped the head right off that phuckin Penguin
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    The blood is the body and the rubber stopper is the beak.
    Thanks for the back up bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    That Seal ripped the head right off that phuckin Penguin
    really i didnt notice it einstien
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