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    You know how I do online dating? My new match, the ideal girlfriend for me, my potential soulmate-- is someone I already know. And she's a total slut.

    Good thing I filled out on those personality quizzes and everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    well thats stupid, i wish i knew why they had some problems here
    seems theres lots of problems that arise, we're all adults and hopefully we make the right decisions

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You know how I do online dating? My new match, the ideal girlfriend for me, my potential soulmate-- is someone I already know. And she's a total slut.

    Good thing I filled out on those personality quizzes and everything.
    Your match came back as DSM too!?!?!

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    I'm guessing DSM has nowhere near the experience with men this chick has.

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    Silly me, I've been so alone and this whole time my soulmate was getting wasted and sucking dick just a couple blocks from my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Silly me, I've been so alone and this whole time my soulmate was getting wasted and sucking dick just a couple blocks from my house.
    you should be punching yourself over this! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Silly me, I've been so alone and this whole time my soulmate was getting wasted and sucking dick just a couple blocks from my house.
    ^awesome!

    You my friend have finally figured out how to shop for a woman.
    1st and foremost: they have to be a slut. Then you make them "your slut".
    trying to do anything else will just cause frustration down the road.

    I have preached this in the past, but without the proper life lessons: most will not understand the meaning of my teachings until it's too late.

    -carry on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    seems theres lots of problems that arise, we're all adults and hopefully we make the right decisions
    ^I agree.

    I do not understand the logic behind SR's departure, and much less about the circumstances that warrented the action.
    However, there is one thing that has to be understood. This place is not governed by a nation or laws, but by an individule. Ultimately this place has but one authority, and we are guests at their creation.
    Should we not agree with something: there is no change or answered complaint, only existence and participation OR memory after departure.

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    just for u guys

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    its funny the tile and tub look as old as she is hahaha

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    ^nice try..not going back to look. won't work. nope. that's why I built the buffer zone.

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    lol i can always make a case of spam out of old ladies so just go look and dont fake it dsm told me about u

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    negative.

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    Hello boys

    and whores

    I had a fantastic weekend. And looks like Im not going back to jail after all... HOPEFULLY.

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    ok but your going to miss out what girl i put in that that place

    Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Hello boys

    and whores

    I had a fantastic weekend. And looks like Im not going back to jail after all... HOPEFULLY.
    cool being in jail blows in more ways then 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Hello boys

    and whores

    I had a fantastic weekend. And looks like Im not going back to jail after all... HOPEFULLY.
    you need to get married.


    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    ok but your going to miss out what girl i put in that that place

    Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked bro
    nice try. still not looking.

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    ^hey! gaybm!

    nice to see you brother.

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    Morning whores. Just got home after an 11 hour car ride in a little ass Honda.... Sleepy time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Morning whores. Just got home after an 11 hour car ride in a little ass Honda.... Sleepy time!
    whered ya go

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    life sucks...

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    how's my bro ender?

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    hanging in there man.

    You got any more little ones on the way yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by l2elapse View Post
    whered ya go
    Mardi gras in New Orleans

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    ^cool. got pics?

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    No pics. I didn't even bring a camera this year. I've got a few camera phone pics from a parade on gulf coast of Mississippi that I was at yesterday but there nothing special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    hanging in there man.

    You got any more little ones on the way yet?
    none yet maybe 2 more years... gotta go bro.. sleeping time here! take care man.

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    later man. take care.

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    Cal or baseline?

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