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    I have a pretty hot looking firewall engineer that should be working for me soon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I have a pretty hot looking firewall engineer that should be working for me soon...
    send her my way for a good time!

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    looking like a light carb load for Happy Hour here shortly

    132 guests, lick ball sack and join up!

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    I haven't eaten sh*t all day and whatever I have had just come up. Just dragged my sorry a$$ to the store to get some crackers and meds.

    So pissed.. Can't stand being sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I haven't eaten sh*t all day and whatever I have had just come up. Just dragged my sorry a$$ to the store to get some crackers and meds.

    So pissed.. Can't stand being sick.
    i know how ya feel, i can't stand it either!

    only time i like it if a hot nurse is giving me a sponge bath!

    get well man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    i know how ya feel, i can't stand it either! only time i like it if a hot nurse is giving me a sponge bath! get well man!
    I'm just bitchin now man.. Don't mind me. my kids don't want to hear it and my wife is out with austin. Lol.
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    Hate being sick too igi sounds like you are like me when rarely get sick but when you do its bad.

    Just after my post work out meal here and listening to dire straits very loudly.

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    Nice..

    Yeah man I don't get sick often.. and absolutely when I do I'm a damn mess. I just ate a bagel and crackers and feel a little better actually.
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    Lol, I become death warmed up too when sick it's awful.

    Yeh simple carbs and light drinks etc will help dome fluid is better than no fluid

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    im sick too...I could be getting laid tonight but id rather just curl up in a ball and sleep....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    im sick too...I could be getting laid tonight but id rather just curl up in a ball and sleep....
    No I'M sick ghetto.. schedule your sick days separate please...

    j/k man what's up with you.. flu?

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    His arms look freakishly mannish next to his body and with his face....

    Y! SPORTS

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    Be glad you do not have a loved one die in England....

    In July 2012, Gareth Williams, a spy with the British MI6 was found locked, naked and in a fetal position with his hands and feet tied, in a duffel bag secured with 2 locks (on the outside). The keys were found under the bag (on the outside).

    The coroner's (Fiona Wilcox) report states that he died from either natural causes, suffocation or was murdered possibly by poison, by people he may or may not have known, who may or may not have been armed at the time. He was probably, unlawfully killed. Therefore, this was most likely a criminal act.

    The coroner's office spent 2 weeks trying to see if someone could have locked themselves in the bag and reported back, that it was possible, that someone, somewhere could possibly do this, though they could not.

    The British MI6 did not even notice he was missing for over a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik
    His arms look freakishly mannish next to his body and with his face.... Y! SPORTS
    Wow.

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    crap

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    Go austin, it's ya birffday..

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    Morning fine gents!

    Y'all are going to enjoy this. I have smoothie coming over tonight (I think she is around the ripe age of 45, woman has a banging body), and will be having a diff girl over Sunday who is 24, and still a spring chicken.

    My question to y'all, is there a name for this? Besides the obvious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Morning fine gents!

    Y'all are going to enjoy this. I have smoothie coming over tonight (I think she is around the ripe age of 45, woman has a banging body), and will be having a diff girl over Sunday who is 24, and still a spring chicken.

    My question to y'all, is there a name for this? Besides the obvious!
    Called being a whore bud.

    Nice work btw!

    Think they'd both come over monday? Would be a lot of fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    Called being a whore bud. Nice work btw! Think they'd both come over monday? Would be a lot of fun
    Dammit I knew it!

    I doubt it, smoothie said she doesn't like to share.

    I can ask, I already have a no if I don't ask.

    I am just worried about the hot aroma of sex being in the air/room when the 24 yr old comes over. Won't be much time between the two!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    Morning fine gents! Y'all are going to enjoy this. I have smoothie coming over tonight (I think she is around the ripe age of 45, woman has a banging body), and will be having a diff girl over Sunday who is 24, and still a spring chicken. My question to y'all, is there a name for this? Besides the obvious!
    Whore!! We love ya RC!!

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    I know this isn't typical whore material but I wanted to give a bit of an update since there were several guys here who mentioned having chronic sinus issues.

    I'm 2 weeks post op from having a balloon sinuplasty performed. They use general anesthesia and basically run a wire catheter into your sinus cavities then use a balloon to blow up the sinus canal allowing drainage and irrigation. They place self dissolving catheters in the sinus canal to keep it open.

    After waking I experienced virtually no pain and spent the next week sucking and hacking up blood and mucus. I had the implants removed yesterday and suctioned the remaining dried micas. There is still some swelling behind my ear drums but the sinus pressure is gone, I can breathe again and no snoring at night.

    If you guys are not prepared or to the point where a similar procedure is necessary, try using a saline nasal spray mixed with 2 drops of Johnsons baby shampoo to irrigate your nasal passages 3-5 times a day for a week or 2. This has amazing results and can help with the heavy mucus buildup and works as an antimicrobial solution.

    Best of luck guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    Dammit I knew it!

    I doubt it, smoothie said she doesn't like to share.

    I can ask, I already have a no if I don't ask.

    I am just worried about the hot aroma of sex being in the air/room when the 24 yr old comes over. Won't be much time between the two!
    Candle or air freshener should suffice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I know this isn't typical whore material but I wanted to give a bit of an update since there were several guys here who mentioned having chronic sinus issues.

    I'm 2 weeks post op from having a balloon sinuplasty performed. They use general anesthesia and basically run a wire catheter into your sinus cavities then use a balloon to blow up the sinus canal allowing drainage and irrigation. They place self dissolving catheters in the sinus canal to keep it open.

    After waking I experienced virtually no pain and spent the next week sucking and hacking up blood and mucus. I had the implants removed yesterday and suctioned the remaining dried micas. There is still some swelling behind my ear drums but the sinus pressure is gone, I can breathe again and no snoring at night.

    If you guys are not prepared or to the point where a similar procedure is necessary, try using a saline nasal spray mixed with 2 drops of Johnsons baby shampoo to irrigate your nasal passages 3-5 times a day for a week or 2. This has amazing results and can help with the heavy mucus buildup and works as an antimicrobial solution.

    Best of luck guys!
    Thanks for the update Lunk.. was definitetly wondering how you were coming along and I'm glad to hear you're able to breathe again...must feel great brutha.

    I get extremely clogged particularly during spring and fall allergy season. I will most certainly try your solution out.. looking forward to it actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Thanks for the update Lunk.. was definitetly wondering how you were coming along and I'm glad to hear you're able to breathe again...must feel great brutha.

    I get extremely clogged particularly during spring and fall allergy season. I will most certainly try your solution out.. looking forward to it actually.
    Don't wait to try it man. It's amazing what routine sinus irrigation can do. It's perhaps just as important this time of year with the dry winter air.

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    Back to whoring though since I was wayyy to serious


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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post

    Dammit I knew it!

    I doubt it, smoothie said she doesn't like to share.

    I can ask, I already have a no if I don't ask.

    I am just worried about the hot aroma of sex being in the air/room when the 24 yr old comes over. Won't be much time between the two!
    Clean the sheets, use Febreeze, and if she still smells the scent of another woman blame it on your housekeeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Back to whoring though since I was wayyy to serious
    Ban him!!

    Lol j/k, we love ya Lunkster

    Glad to hear that your procedure went well. It's something I definitely have to look in to in the future. I've had sinus issues since I was a child and am still partially clogged 24/7/365.

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    Word up lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Word up lads
    DCI in the house (of pain). Irish joke... Get it!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    Don't wait to try it man. It's amazing what routine sinus irrigation can do. It's perhaps just as important this time of year with the dry winter air.
    Sold. Ok I'll try it. I have a $5 coupon to CVS that I think expires tomorrow. I'll let you known

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    DCI in the house (of pain). Irish joke... Get it!?!?
    Boom, that's some funny ass shit doing what i do best cooking and listening to choons

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    I just got done eating again. Now I have to do a little cleaning/vacuuming and then fold some laundry. Then sit down for a while and watch football and eat again. Looking forward to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I just got done eating again. Now I have to do a little cleaning/vacuuming and then fold some laundry. Then sit down for a while and watch football and eat again. Looking forward to that.
    I thought you were married lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    I thought you were married lol.
    I was thinkin the same sh*t man.. Lol. She's working today and I can't stand a mess.

    My younger daughter is out riding horses all day and I may even clean her room a little bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I just got done eating again. Now I have to do a little cleaning/vacuuming and then fold some laundry. Then sit down for a while and watch football and eat again. Looking forward to that.
    Enjoy the football not the rest of it I hate ironing lol

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