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  1. 02-08-2012, 11:09 PM #59881
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    I guess I can finish the story. Since the statute of limitations is lifted.

    We were in high school and it was 9pm at barnes in nobles. Real classy event- It was Friday so they have a man playing classical music on a little plastic piano. After about 20-30 mins people just started ignoring the rubber vagina/anus combo on the floor of the magazine section. So we took it up stairs and put it on top of the escalator. It took us a few minutes to get away and into positions to view peoples horrified faces. By the time we did there was a group of kids half way up the escalator. Whoops.

    I had two options. One make a run for the rubbery ungodly creation- and risk being near it and the kids. Or grab a book and continue to act as if im uninvolved. I chose the ladder.

    One of the kids picked it up and proceeded to go back down the escalator. She was headed to her mom who was sitting in the instore starbucks. Thats when all hell broke loose. As I high tailed it out the front of the building I saw an employee running with a huge garbage bag towards the starbucks.
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    We'll have to do something funny like that when I come to philly
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  3. 02-08-2012, 11:30 PM #59883
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    Yea!
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    u guys need to get some real stuff sheesh
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    I once let 50 feeder crickets loose in a library
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    I once had sex with 50 crickets in a library.
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  7. 02-09-2012, 10:25 AM #59887
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    I once had sex with a guy who let 50 crickets loose in a library.
    fixed
    Last edited by jasc; 02-09-2012 at 10:28 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    fixed
    Busted...
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    hello all
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    Still trying to get your post count up?
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  11. 02-09-2012, 12:37 PM #59891
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I once had sex with a girl who let 50 crickets loose in a library.
    Fixed.
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    im where i need, just needed to be able to Pm, catch up with alot of old friends....
    ive been around here as gues for 5-6 years, now a member....
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    Well I would not go fishing for sources, if you have been a guest for 5-6 years how is anyone going to know you
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  14. 02-09-2012, 12:52 PM #59894
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Well I would not go fishing for sources, if you have been a guest for 5-6 years how is anyone going to know you
    I love when guys come on here and say "Ive been lurking for a few years; finally posting" or " Ive been around here as a guest for 5-6years now a member.." As if saying that will fast track them to respect.
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    He seems like a nice guy, just might be going about this the wrong way.
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    what?
    first i never fished razr, please show me where...try to stop the crying threads and show me..i brew my own..

    i dont care for respect from u man, u are nothing to me.....and please bring the newb stuff to me...
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    i mean really, i never posted anything bad to either of u guys...
    i wanted to PM as im friends with alot of people here just under a different name. u guys jump like u are so bad around here..
    cmon fellas, lighten up, its the internet...

    and dont think cause someone is new they are not knowledgeable.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JP-MAN View Post
    i mean really, i never posted anything bad to either of u guys...
    i wanted to PM as im friends with alot of people here just under a different name. u guys jump like u are so bad around here..
    cmon fellas, lighten up, its the internet...

    and dont think cause someone is new they are not knowledgeable.....
    I apologize if I offended you
    All i said was, he seems like a nice guy, but "might" be going about this the wrong way.
    If that is offensive I am sorry, I dont see how it would be. Ill pm you
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  19. 02-09-2012, 01:26 PM #59899
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    Quote Originally Posted by JP-MAN View Post
    i mean really, i never posted anything bad to either of u guys...
    i wanted to PM as im friends with alot of people here just under a different name. u guys jump like u are so bad around here..
    cmon fellas, lighten up, its the internet...

    and dont think cause someone is new they are not knowledgeable.....
    I never said you weren't knowledgeable. I said that I don't buy into the idea that you spent 5-6 years on this forum before signing in. But then again maybe you did. Kind of like the people that visit starbucks and never buy coffee. No need to start a flame war .
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    take this drama crap to pm's peeps your killing the true spirit of this wonderfull thread.....other than that whore on.....
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    Ghetto last time I checked you were banned..wtf?
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    thats ghetto title...

    herby
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    Quote Originally Posted by JP-MAN View Post
    thats ghetto title...

    herby
    ahh you have been around a while grasshoppa to know this lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Ghetto last time I checked you were banned..wtf?
    ive been officialy banned for many years bro...a joke from admin when this tread was just an infant....
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    I know im just whoring with you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    I know im just whoring with you
    ooh ok then who am i to keep a good whore down...back on the streets biotch ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    I know im just whoring with you
    Has slimmer talked to you about going pink and having access to the female only forum? Here's the link in case she hasn't. http://forums.steroid.com/showthread....#.TzQsuZhuHHg
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ooh ok then who am i to keep a good whore down...back on the streets biotch ...
    oh look herby dropped by...........how its going my sane TWIN....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    i just saved the pic bro its awsome...
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    cal i dont know why i cant quote you today but what up bitch?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    cal i dont know why i cant quote you today but what up bitch?....
    u mean beside my d!ck u whore? oh wait u r married
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    all the assholes dropping by
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    i just saved the pic bro its awsome...
    The red background goes well with the red in your name. Very "Feng Shui" lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    all the assholes dropping by
    Where would this world be without assholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Where would this world be without assholes
    i can sick to pvssy if i HAVE to
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Has slimmer talked to you about going pink and having access to the female only forum? Here's the link in case she hasn't. http://forums.steroid.com/showthread....#.TzQsuZhuHHg
    So it was you who changed my title?
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    No man, I can't do that. I just noticed it and thought it was weird that you're now a female member. Most guys would really love having access to the female forum. So what do they really talk about over there??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    So it was you who changed my title?
    hahaahahaha that's awesome...

    Admin must have noticed all of your emotional posts lately..

    You gotta be our undercover brother in there now.. let us know what really goes on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    We'll have to do something funny like that when I come to philly
    ah philly. I miss that place.
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