Like Tree6287Likes

Thread: dukkits international house o whores

  1. 03-16-2012, 06:11 PM #63881
    jpowell
    jpowell is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    OHIO
    Posts
    1,854
    im boutta go on a jersey shore diet. pizza, pasta, liquor, and cigarettes. work my ass off in the gym and see what happens.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 03-16-2012, 06:33 PM #63882
    jasc's Avatar
    jasc
    jasc is offline Welcome to the Good Life
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    8,319
    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell
    haha as soon i get off work! wat you know about that?
    Used to go down to w 6th a bit when I lived there.. there n lakewood

    went down there a couple times for St Pattys...

    gets crazy n the girls are outta control.. hot drunken sl*ts everywhere
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 03-16-2012, 06:35 PM #63883
    jasc's Avatar
    jasc
    jasc is offline Welcome to the Good Life
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    8,319
    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell
    im boutta go on a jersey shore diet. pizza, pasta, liquor, and cigarettes. work my ass off in the gym and see what happens.
    You're missing the cutting agent in their diet...

    the key to them always bein lean
    Last edited by jasc; 03-16-2012 at 06:45 PM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 03-16-2012, 06:39 PM #63884
    jasc's Avatar
    jasc
    jasc is offline Welcome to the Good Life
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    8,319
    Meal time..

    2 cans of tuna, 2 tbs olive oil, splash of vinegar, and a head of romaine

    don't be jealous..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 03-16-2012, 06:53 PM #63885
    jpowell
    jpowell is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    OHIO
    Posts
    1,854
    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Used to go down to w 6th a bit when I lived there.. there n lakewood

    went down there a couple times for St Pattys...

    gets crazy n the girls are outta control.. hot drunken sl*ts everywhere
    yessir! im still looking for a good bar n lakewood, wat did u frequent?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 03-16-2012, 06:54 PM #63886
    jpowell
    jpowell is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    OHIO
    Posts
    1,854
    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    You're missing the cutting agent in their diet...

    the key to them always bein lean
    wat u talkin bout willis?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 03-16-2012, 09:18 PM #63887
    Razor
    Razor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Carving Stone with Steel
    Posts
    7,787
    Dan!!!!!!!!! You better be getting piss drunk all weekend
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 03-16-2012, 09:40 PM #63888
    gearbox's Avatar
    gearbox
    gearbox is offline Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    5,357
    I thought dan was drunk all the time....did I miss something...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 03-16-2012, 10:00 PM #63889
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Dan is ****ed, I mean proper ****ed this time, gix I need your wisdom where are ya
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 03-16-2012, 10:01 PM #63890
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Ok so background to me being ****ed

    I was down gym sparring,that was grand

    The usual fountain from my nose but I'm used to that
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 03-16-2012, 10:02 PM #63891
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    My fone was plugged into the sound system bcos every1 knows Dan is a superstar dj
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 03-16-2012, 10:03 PM #63892
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    I heard txt msgs coming in every now and again bcos it comes in over the music

    I thought nothing of it and kept doing what I was doing
    Last edited by DanB; 03-16-2012 at 11:19 PM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 03-16-2012, 10:06 PM #63893
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Afterwards I read the txt messages

    They were from an ex saying ring

    So I rang

    She's pregnant
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 03-16-2012, 10:08 PM #63894
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    I proceded to drink a bottle of jameson and handful of valium to try make it go away

    It did at the time

    But now I'm awake with no jameson or valium left and my head is actually getting the better of me now
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 03-16-2012, 10:08 PM #63895
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    What's Dan gona do?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 03-16-2012, 10:09 PM #63896
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox
    I thought dan was drunk all the time....did I miss something...
    Usually the case but I hadn't drank for a couple weeks until tonight due to me being on copious amounts of contraband in the hope of making weight
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 03-16-2012, 10:34 PM #63897
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 03-16-2012, 10:37 PM #63898
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Yes dans head is ****ed

    Paddys day tomorrow and im aiming to drink myself to oblivion.to try make it go away

    God help any1 that says boo to me tomorrow with the way my head is and 100mg prop ed in me

    Actually now that I think of it, I hope somebody does say boo, it might make me feel better........
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 03-16-2012, 10:37 PM #63899
    xelnaga
    xelnaga is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    1,998
    I decided to take a nap around 6... with plans to go to the beer store when I got up. I slept till 11pm... CRAP.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 03-16-2012, 11:13 PM #63900
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Fvck this im going to the early house, me and my head aren't getting along at the moment and we going to fall out very soon if I don't do something ........
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 03-16-2012, 11:15 PM #63901
    xelnaga
    xelnaga is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    1,998
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Fvck this im going to the early house, me and my head aren't getting along at the moment and we going to fall out very soon if I don't do something ........
    Whats the early house?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 03-16-2012, 11:16 PM #63902
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Yes dans head is ****ed

    Paddys day tomorrow and im aiming to drink myself to oblivion.to try make it go away

    God help any1 that says boo to me tomorrow with the way my head is and 100mg prop ed in me

    Actually now that I think of it, I hope somebody does say boo, it might make me feel better........
    Mabey I should switch to sustanon I heard it makes you fight better haha

    Fvck this its a sad day when you gota go to the whore house to try distract yourself and then the place is empty

    Im out,

    Happy paddys day
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 03-16-2012, 11:17 PM #63903
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga

    Whats the early house?
    Pub that opens early in the morning when normal people are in bed

    It's frequented by fvcked up individualals like myself so usually quite an interesting experience
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 03-16-2012, 11:18 PM #63904
    xelnaga
    xelnaga is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    1,998
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Pub that opens earlier then the rest

    It's frequented by fvcked up individualals like myself so usually quite an interesting experience
    What time is it where you are?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 03-16-2012, 11:19 PM #63905
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga

    What time is it where you are?
    Half 5 in morning
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 03-16-2012, 11:20 PM #63906
    xelnaga
    xelnaga is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    1,998
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Half 5 in morning
    Lol you have pubs that open that early??
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 03-16-2012, 11:22 PM #63907
    DanB
    DanB is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    post proelia praemia
    Posts
    9,856
    It's offically open at 7 but it be 45 mins by time I get there and they will let me in because I'm special lol

    And of course we have pubs that open this early its Ireland
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 03-16-2012, 11:57 PM #63908
    Razor
    Razor is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Carving Stone with Steel
    Posts
    7,787
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    It's offically open at 7 but it be 45 mins by time I get there and they will let me in because I'm special lol

    And of course we have pubs that open this early its Ireland
    Pubs should never close in Ireland lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 03-17-2012, 03:24 AM #63909
    Honkey_Kong's Avatar
    Honkey_Kong
    Honkey_Kong is offline Superbowl XLIX Champs!
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    The Dude Abides
    Posts
    11,013
    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    It's offically open at 7 but it be 45 mins by time I get there and they will let me in because I'm special lol

    And of course we have pubs that open this early its Ireland
    Do you Irish even celebrate St. Patty's day like we do in America?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 03-17-2012, 04:55 AM #63910
    Hardcorerider34
    Hardcorerider34 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    82
    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

    Do you Irish even celebrate St. Patty's day like we do in America?
    Ofcourse they do. They just call it a weekend lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 03-17-2012, 06:14 AM #63911
    jpowell
    jpowell is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    OHIO
    Posts
    1,854
    waddup whores. i c no activity except from razr. wat up playa. Dans gotta lil situation on his hands? its all good bro. i got 3 girls. now depending on how you ex is, thas gonna determine how much drama and coolness of the situation.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 03-17-2012, 08:03 AM #63912
    gixxerboy1's Avatar
    gixxerboy1
    gixxerboy1 is offline ~VET~ Extraordinaire~
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    32,802
    morning.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  33. 03-17-2012, 08:10 AM #63913
    xelnaga
    xelnaga is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    1,998
    I wonder if my favorite pub will spot me in the crowd and ask about my long outstanding tab.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  34. 03-17-2012, 09:27 AM #63914
    jpowell
    jpowell is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    OHIO
    Posts
    1,854
    waddup gixx. smashing this hefty salada with chicken breast at work.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  35. 03-17-2012, 09:33 AM #63915
    gixxerboy1's Avatar
    gixxerboy1
    gixxerboy1 is offline ~VET~ Extraordinaire~
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    32,802
    not much. bored as hell at work.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  36. 03-17-2012, 09:49 AM #63916
    Knockout_Power's Avatar
    Knockout_Power
    Knockout_Power is offline "Even sexier than Siggy"
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    R.I.P My friends
    Posts
    15,015
    work? wtf, Im not happy Im awake at this hour
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  37. 03-17-2012, 09:57 AM #63917
    jpowell
    jpowell is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    OHIO
    Posts
    1,854
    yea me to. at least its sturday n super alow. but its nice ant wait till 530!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  38. 03-17-2012, 11:16 AM #63918
    jasc's Avatar
    jasc
    jasc is offline Welcome to the Good Life
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    8,319
    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell

    yessir! im still looking for a good bar n lakewood, wat did u frequent?
    haven't been in a few years now, but when we used to go "McCarthys" was the best bar around for gettin laid.. "Around the Corner" was good too
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  39. 03-17-2012, 11:17 AM #63919
    jasc's Avatar
    jasc
    jasc is offline Welcome to the Good Life
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    8,319
    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell

    wat u talkin bout willis?
    little colored pills.. we'll call them vitamins...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  40. 03-17-2012, 11:20 AM #63920
    Knockout_Power's Avatar
    Knockout_Power
    Knockout_Power is offline "Even sexier than Siggy"
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    R.I.P My friends
    Posts
    15,015
    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    little colored pills.. we'll call them vitamins...
    Click image for larger version.  Name: levitra-viagra-cialis.jpg  Views: 109  Size: 31.8 KB  ID: 121254
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 268 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 268 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules