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    haha, you guys are nuts. between dukkit, gixxer and alex, schooling everybody on the girls, we cod change the name of the thread or create a new one

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    what about me?

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    u asked the question, duh! pay attention dan!

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    i asked him to teach me how to run the whore house

    not make a girl have a shower with me then have hot steamy slippy floor sex, im able to arrange that myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    haha good man

    teach me your ways bro, someday you will need somebody to take over this here whore house. . . . .
    i wasn't singling out taking over the whore house, but focusing on the "teach me your ways bro"

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    You need to come up with a better name than "Dan's Whorehouse". Way too ordinary, I wouldn't be a frequent customer......

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    Haha that name is already copyrighted anyways. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell View Post
    i wasn't singling out taking over the whore house, but focusing on the "teach me your ways bro"
    yeah yeah yeah

    If I actually had feelings then they would be hurt now lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    yeah yeah yeah

    If I actually had feelings then they would be hurt now lol
    dont takkke itt peeerrrsssoonnnall, (singing to you bro.)

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    hahahaha

    if i didnt like you then i would sing also

    that would be torture

    but i like you

    so i wont sing

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    Is that really the best ass the Irish have to offer?

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    You're off your game tonight DanB, taking way too long to respond to insults. No DanB whorehouse for you.

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    Haha I thought the whore house was empty tonight

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    Ill whore cause I feel like shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Is that really the best ass the Irish have to offer?
    and yes it wouldnt be far off, but to me thats damn good

    actually i saw a girl tonight getting on the bus and she the sexiest biaych i ever seen and i was actually tempted to follow the bus and pull over when she got off but thought that she may get a little freaked if i done that haha

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    you know them ripped jeans that women wear? i love them

    that and lil string tops that cover a set of 32/34 D and they near perfect

    blond hair with dimples and bita a tan and then dans in love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    You're off your game tonight DanB, taking way too long to respond to insults. No DanB whorehouse for you.
    I shall have an empire of whore houses when I choose to have them

    But between now and then, there is talk of a trip to prague in near future so does that mean I can write off all the trips to the whore houses over there a business expense to conduct research and then write it off against my tax?

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    anybody got some recomondations for a film?

    looking for some sort of action, crime thingy but i seen all the big ones

    hoping there might be a few smaller ones that are just as good but havnt been released over here or arent well known

    i know we got loads over here that you wouldnt of heard of over there

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    anybody got some recomondations for a film?

    looking for some sort of action, crime thingy but i seen all the big ones

    hoping there might be a few smaller ones that are just as good but havnt been released over here or arent well known

    i know we got loads over here that you wouldnt of heard of over there
    Rent Immortals, I just bought it should be here saturday

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    rent? whats that lol i watch them online

    is it good?

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    Yes its really good, here is the synopsis
    "Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity"

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    actually looks alright, might give it a go . . .

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    I fcking hate dieting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    get liposuction then

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    lol i just pulled a creeper move at work...this fine cougar came in, and was flirting, but my bosses were around so i really codnt flirt back. luckily i work in a sales office so i had access to her info. called her up and asked her out, lol she was on it. she was waiting for me. hahaha, i kinda feel my confidence going up, maybe due to my cycle haha. but I've always been a cocky bastid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpowell View Post
    lol i just pulled a creeper move at work...this fine cougar came in, and was flirting, but my bosses were around so i really codnt flirt back. luckily i work in a sales office so i had access to her info. called her up and asked her out, lol she was on it. she was waiting for me. hahaha, i kinda feel my confidence going up, maybe due to my cycle haha. but I've always been a cocky bastid.
    excellent work

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas
    I started drinking my egg whites instead of cooking them, but the gas I get is toxic. Why can't eating like this be easier?
    I'd go somewhat easy on the raw eggs. Doing them on a daily basis may cause a biotin deficiency. Google it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc w View Post
    I'd go somewhat easy on the raw eggs. Doing them on a daily basis may cause a biotin deficiency. Google it.
    Johnny get beano..works like a charm

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    then im biotin deficient because I have been doing between 5-15 every morning for years now

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    excellent work
    it'll be even better after i smash an pass!

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    pics are required to avail of your award for conquering her

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    in due time, in due time. she's blonde tho, mature, hips, lil natural breast. nice ass lips.

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    again we shall be the judge of that when you present the high quality pics from various different angles, both of our choice and a select few at your own discretion

    we shall consult the other residents of the whore house on appropiate angles closer to the time of the event in question

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    aiight whores, or shod i just say dan, im goin to bed. kinda late for me. cya at 7a est. (the only active one n the room)

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    7am damn its not far off that now haha

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    i want more smileys

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    time for final meal

    casein yum

    only problem is it dosnt fvcking fill me

    damn my appetite has never been this bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    7am damn its not far off that now haha
    dan i dont remember you going to bed

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    oh well

    ah sht i forgot to make that meatloaf contraption

    theres always tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    dan i dont remember you going to bed
    yeah i havnt yet, i shall get a couple hours, then go for a run, then hopefully another nap

    go about my business for the day, lift in afternoon

    spar in evening, mabey a little nap after sparring

    then back to whoreing

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