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    yeah...the type that hurt theyre so hard....those are the good ones to **** with

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    im right here biotch.....sorry i gave your big "secret" away....
    every one knows it anyway .....if i knocked someone up u r taking the blame 4 it

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    secret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    yeah...the type that hurt theyre so hard....those are the good ones to **** with
    what we are talking about naked butt???

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    every one knows it anyway .....if i knocked someone up u r taking the blame 4 it
    i just got the "im late" text from this broad a few days ago...followed by a hate message through the inbox on my facebook....

    all i responded with was "fvck"

    she got pretty pissed....thus the hate message.
    im a dick

    i also should have just done anal like i always do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    secret?
    that i have harem on side

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    what we are talking about naked butt???
    haha! baby cal knows a thing or two bout those

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i just got the "im late" text from this broad a few days ago...followed by a hate message through the inbox on my facebook....

    all i responded with was "fvck"

    she got pretty pissed....thus the hate message.
    im a dick

    i also should have just done anal like i always do...
    the one u r seeing for 2 weeks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    haha! baby cal knows a thing or two bout those
    ha ha ha yeah and he picks blonds smart kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    the one u r seeing for 2 weeks?
    nah dude...the one i told to take a hike so i could just chill with the two weeker....couldnt be worse timing

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    nah dude...the one i told to take a hike so i could just chill with the two weeker....couldnt be worse timing
    y not keep both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    y not keep both?
    cause one (the i think im preggo one) live a couple hours away n she aint worth it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    cause one (the i think im preggo one) live a couple hours away n she aint worth it....
    not even for emergency fvck list?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    not even for emergency fvck list?
    well, she figured out all the lies i fed her n shit, since i dont give a **** ill post the hate message up on here...its pretty comical.

    im only messaging this because i really didnt feel like texting this all. **** reallly? thats alll you have to say i dont know what i expected you to say nor did i think of anything specific but something more than ****. you honestly are a complete asshole. everything you said to me was a lie and i know that now because things wouldnt be the way they are between us. & dont tell me you want to start being honest with people when your obviously starting ur new relationship off with lies. 1 you were ****ing another girl while you first started talking to her 2 you deleted the comment i left you about tim hortons, hiding something is lying. 3 you texted me about wanting to **** me while ur talking to this girl. i guarantee your relationships are all going to end like yours and e**ns if you keep this up. and after all the bullshit you've put me through when all i ever did was be honest and good to you i honestly hate you dan and i dont ever say that and mean it. i really dont want anything to do with you after this all blows over.


    with that said,..i dont think she will want to be on my emergency list LOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    i just got the "im late" text from this broad a few days ago...followed by a hate message through the inbox on my facebook....

    all i responded with was "fvck"

    she got pretty pissed....thus the hate message.
    im a dick

    i also should have just done anal like i always do...
    Her "I'm late" text was just as much of a dick text as your "fvck".. if not moreso..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Her "I'm late" text was just as much of a dick text as your "fvck".. if not moreso..
    yeah ...shes too much of a handy to notice that....stupid slut

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    well, she figured out all the lies i fed her n shit, since i dont give a **** ill post the hate message up on here...its pretty comical.

    im only messaging this because i really didnt feel like texting this all. **** reallly? thats alll you have to say i dont know what i expected you to say nor did i think of anything specific but something more than ****. you honestly are a complete asshole. everything you said to me was a lie and i know that now because things wouldnt be the way they are between us. & dont tell me you want to start being honest with people when your obviously starting ur new relationship off with lies. 1 you were ****ing another girl while you first started talking to her 2 you deleted the comment i left you about tim hortons, hiding something is lying. 3 you texted me about wanting to **** me while ur talking to this girl. i guarantee your relationships are all going to end like yours and e**ns if you keep this up. and after all the bullshit you've put me through when all i ever did was be honest and good to you i honestly hate you dan and i dont ever say that and mean it. i really dont want anything to do with you after this all blows over.


    with that said,..i dont think she will want to be on my emergency list LOL!!!


    rest seen it dealt with it
    you have a tim hortons in New york???? thats what i am wondering

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    you have a tim hortons in New york???? thats what i am wondering
    yeah dude...timmys takin over the globe...theyre all over ny

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    yeah dude...timmys takin over the globe...theyre all over ny
    better then Star bucks...(bertuzzi isnt going to like it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    better then Star bucks...(bertuzzi isnt going to like it)
    idk i think your a lil biased being from canada and all....

    you take a girl to starbucks...you got em'

    starbuck em and fvck em. works every time...

    plus nothin sexual rhymes with tim horton, so you cant make a catchy phrase

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    idk i think your a lil biased being from canada and all....

    you take a girl to starbucks...you got em'

    starbuck em and fvck em. works every time...

    plus nothin sexual rhymes with tim horton, so you cant make a catchy phrase
    they take me to tim hortons and I let them fvck me.....rhymes or not i am getting laid...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    they take me to tim hortons and I let them fvck me.....rhymes or not i am getting laid...lol
    Tim 'er and Rim 'er.....perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    Tim 'er and Rim 'er.....perfect
    Cool...thank you

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    check my location

    Bertuzzi will be mad

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    Vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    check my location

    Bertuzzi will be mad
    ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Vagina.
    can be used fr licking , svcking , fvcking and peeing

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    Where is Bertuzzi???? if he didnt show up soon I will strip his whore title from him...same thing go for you Manicc

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    can be used fr licking , svcking , fvcking and peeing
    you forgot bleeding, smelling, farting.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Where is Bertuzzi???? if he didnt show up soon I will strip his whore title from him...same thing go for you Manicc
    ik...i just complemented bertuzzi on his whorish tendencies yesterday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    you forgot bleeding, smelling, farting.......
    when its that I go for pooper......farting ha ha ha i am not small so no air leakage there

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    ik...i just complemented bertuzzi on his whorish tendencies yesterday...
    his excuse will be...he was working.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Im bord as fvk
    check ur email and reply

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    cal where both dancing with that mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    cal where both dancing with that mofo

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    i love pu$$y....just thought id throw that out there....the prop is making me way hornier than when i did test e......is there a reason or is it in my head....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    i love pu$$y....just thought id throw that out there....the prop is making me way hornier than when i did test e......is there a reason or is it in my head....
    in yur head, unless it's a different lab and/or dosed higher

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    god damnit you guys and your ass-vitars.... I'm gonna get carpal tunnel here

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