dukkits international house o whores

[jasc]

There 500gram of magic beans in it for you

They saud they tried to deliver but they did in their bolix because I was here and so was my mate, and if anybody came near the house the dog would of went mental

Are these the beans that make your dick grow?

I know the frustration man.. Postal carrier F'd me a couple times in the last few months.. First time was with birthday cards, second time was my RC.. The bitch put em in the locked mailbox of the empty condo next door! Took nearly 2 weeks and a dozen phone calls before the Post Office finally found the sh*t... Wanted to kill that illiterate fvck...

[Dukkit]

I couldnt cum this morning.

My back kept locking up.

So now Im grumpy.
hahah

[Dukkit]

Pooping....

[bikeral]

How you doin bik?

any big plans for St. Patty's day?

Have a party tomorrow. Last time I went to this bro's house 3 people got sick from eating brownies. lucky for me I don't eat tha.

[bikeral]

Whats up dukkit? I always text my wife when I'me taking a good shit. Make sure to give her details.

[bikeral]

Wonder why I think about her when I'm shitting

[Dukkit]

Whats up dukkit? I always text my wife when I'me taking a good shit. Make sure to give her details.

I text everyone when Im taking a dump.

I actually text Hazard a lot when Im pooping now that i think of it. lol

[bikeral]

Need to keep everyone informed dammit

[bikeral]

I'll make sure to PM you on my next one

[Knockout_Power]

haha i hope its not only fat chicks to be found over there either, i like trampy students who love irish accents

you got many of them?

about 5-4 - 5-6

110-125lbs

32-34d

tight lil ass

filthy?

you definitely need to come to Edmonton then. Decent amount of Irish pubs, my buddy is manager of one of them.

Filthy wont be a problem

[gixxerboy1]

[Dukkit]

*honk*

[jasc]

Have a party tomorrow. Last time I went to this bro's house 3 people got sick from eating brownies. lucky for me I don't eat tha.

sounds like my kinda party.. gotta have green brownies to compliment the green beer...

been a long long time since I've eatin a brownie

[DanB]

you definitely need to come to Edmonton then. Decent amount of Irish pubs, my buddy is manager of one of them.

Filthy wont be a problem

Is that in Alberta or close to it? I don't really know the geography of the place just know alot of the companys are based in Alberta

There ment to be alot of us Irish over there already yeah

[jasc]

Is that in Alberta or close to it? I don't really know the geography of the place just know alot of the companys are based in Alberta

There ment to be alot of us Irish over there already yeah

Is that where Dan is lookin to move? Alberta?

[jasc]

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[alexISthrowed]

I want a big mac

[alexISthrowed]

I almost have 3k posts

[alexISthrowed]

I hate long car rides

[jasc]

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[jasc]

[jasc]

I like space ice cream

[jasc]

[jasc]

[canadian-bacon]

[jasc]

That concludes the St. Patty's Day Ass collection

This one was off-theme but couldn't pass it up

[gixxerboy1]

i'd ride her like a rented scooter

[jpowell]

average yunging my made. not too made up.

[jasc]

average yunging my made. not too made up.

translation please..

[jpowell]

i dnt like airbushed chix

[jpowell]

translation please..

auto text on my iphone. just averge girl whr im at. not too much makeup on. but ahe is young like 20.

[jasc]

edit

she's cute

[gixxerboy1]

i dnt like airbushed chix

good more for me

[jpowell]

yea i thought so to. but gixxer, dont b so selfish! u gotta share the wealth.

[jasc]

2hrs n 15min till the weekend

gonna ignore my macros tomorrow

don't tell my diet

[jasc]

Gotta love green beer

anyone ever piss green?

[gixxerboy1]

Gotta love green beer

anyone ever piss green?

i've peed blood